Chapter Seven: The Search for a Fairy
Last time, the Smoothie of Seasons turned Link into a deku scrub and doesn't know how to change him back and I stopped while Link was Yelling at the Smoothie of Seasons.
Link: You'd better find out how to change me back soon!
SoS: I don't know how to but I think I know someone who can.
Link: WHO!?
SoS: Hey, do you think you can scream any louder I think I can still hear out of my left ear!
Navi: You don't even have ears!
SoS: So what?
Link: Ok I can yell louder WHO CAN CHANGE ME BACK!?
SoS: I barely got earplugs in!
Navi: You don't have ears!
SoS: Who cares?
Link: Tell me who can change me back before I dump you out all over the floor!
SoS: Ok, ok, some fairy that lives in some cave with some special powers that can change you back into some kid.
Navi: You say some too much you know that?
SoS: So?
Link: Where is the cave?
SoS: Beats me.
Link: You don't even know where the cave is?!
SoS: I know one thing about it it's somewhere.
Link: Oh well, I might as well start looking. *Leaves to look for the cave* Come on Navi.
Navi: But I don't want to go.
Link: Come on! Let's go!
Navi: But I'm beating Smoothie in monopoly!
Link: Now!
Navi: Fine, but I'll be back, you little smoothie! *Leaves with Link*
Link and Navi are walking around in the huge field outside of Kokiri forest.
Link: I'm hungry.
Navi: I don't care.
Link: My feet hurt.
Navi: I don't care.
Link: I'm hot.
Navi: I don't care if you thirsty! Now be quiet!
Link: No, I meant good looking.
Navi: I don't care!
So Link and Navi are out looking for the fairy that can change Link back to a human.
Link: (After looking for hours) Where is the stupid cave with the stupid fairy with stupid powers?!
Navi: I'll bet the hole I said to go in might be the cave but would you listen? Nooo.
Link: That would be crazy! You're the only one that can fit through there! It's like, the size of an anthill!
Navi: So? I'll bet it is!
Link: Then how would I ge- what the? I feel all weird like!
Navi: You've been weird for as long as I can remember.
Link: No, I feel weirder than usual!
Navi: Weirder than usual? I didn't think any thing could get any weirder than you already are!
Link: Be quiet! *Starts changing* What the? I'm morphing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Voice behind Link: Cool from a deku scrub to a goron!
Navi: *Turns around to see who it is* How did you get here?!
Link: * Also turns around* Smoothie? How did you get here!?
SoS: I slipped out of the cup and started sliding around and I got here!
Link: What did you do to turn me into a goron?
SoS: I made the part of me inside you turn the season to summer!
Link: Then how did that turn me into a goron?
SoS: I have no idea.
Link: I suddenly have a craving for rocks.
Navi: Good for you.
Link: Thank you.
Navi: I was being sarcastic weird goron person!
Link: Oh yeah well your. A fairy!
Navi: And proud of it!
Link: Good for you.
Navi: Thank you.
Link: I was being sarcastic you-
SoS: Not another argument! Your arguments are too long! Please don't argue anymore! Like that argument you were in when I was still an apple! Not another one!
Link and Navi are looking for the fairy and the Smoothie of Seasons has joined them too! What stuff will happen next? Read chapter eight to find out! (I think this is going to be a very, very, very, very, very long story)
Last time, the Smoothie of Seasons turned Link into a deku scrub and doesn't know how to change him back and I stopped while Link was Yelling at the Smoothie of Seasons.
Link: You'd better find out how to change me back soon!
SoS: I don't know how to but I think I know someone who can.
Link: WHO!?
SoS: Hey, do you think you can scream any louder I think I can still hear out of my left ear!
Navi: You don't even have ears!
SoS: So what?
Link: Ok I can yell louder WHO CAN CHANGE ME BACK!?
SoS: I barely got earplugs in!
Navi: You don't have ears!
SoS: Who cares?
Link: Tell me who can change me back before I dump you out all over the floor!
SoS: Ok, ok, some fairy that lives in some cave with some special powers that can change you back into some kid.
Navi: You say some too much you know that?
SoS: So?
Link: Where is the cave?
SoS: Beats me.
Link: You don't even know where the cave is?!
SoS: I know one thing about it it's somewhere.
Link: Oh well, I might as well start looking. *Leaves to look for the cave* Come on Navi.
Navi: But I don't want to go.
Link: Come on! Let's go!
Navi: But I'm beating Smoothie in monopoly!
Link: Now!
Navi: Fine, but I'll be back, you little smoothie! *Leaves with Link*
Link and Navi are walking around in the huge field outside of Kokiri forest.
Link: I'm hungry.
Navi: I don't care.
Link: My feet hurt.
Navi: I don't care.
Link: I'm hot.
Navi: I don't care if you thirsty! Now be quiet!
Link: No, I meant good looking.
Navi: I don't care!
So Link and Navi are out looking for the fairy that can change Link back to a human.
Link: (After looking for hours) Where is the stupid cave with the stupid fairy with stupid powers?!
Navi: I'll bet the hole I said to go in might be the cave but would you listen? Nooo.
Link: That would be crazy! You're the only one that can fit through there! It's like, the size of an anthill!
Navi: So? I'll bet it is!
Link: Then how would I ge- what the? I feel all weird like!
Navi: You've been weird for as long as I can remember.
Link: No, I feel weirder than usual!
Navi: Weirder than usual? I didn't think any thing could get any weirder than you already are!
Link: Be quiet! *Starts changing* What the? I'm morphing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Voice behind Link: Cool from a deku scrub to a goron!
Navi: *Turns around to see who it is* How did you get here?!
Link: * Also turns around* Smoothie? How did you get here!?
SoS: I slipped out of the cup and started sliding around and I got here!
Link: What did you do to turn me into a goron?
SoS: I made the part of me inside you turn the season to summer!
Link: Then how did that turn me into a goron?
SoS: I have no idea.
Link: I suddenly have a craving for rocks.
Navi: Good for you.
Link: Thank you.
Navi: I was being sarcastic weird goron person!
Link: Oh yeah well your. A fairy!
Navi: And proud of it!
Link: Good for you.
Navi: Thank you.
Link: I was being sarcastic you-
SoS: Not another argument! Your arguments are too long! Please don't argue anymore! Like that argument you were in when I was still an apple! Not another one!
Link and Navi are looking for the fairy and the Smoothie of Seasons has joined them too! What stuff will happen next? Read chapter eight to find out! (I think this is going to be a very, very, very, very, very long story)