Chapter Eight: Fairy Finders
Last time Link and Navi went to search for the cave with a fairy in it that could turn Link back into a human and the SoS decided to tag along, and also the SoS turned Link into a goron.
Link: If you're coming with us like the annoying tag along you are then you have to help us find the weird fairy.
SoS: Why?
Link: Because I said so.
SoS: So?
Link: I'll drink you if you don't.
SoS: I'll just keep changing you if you do so there!
Link: Then I'll, um. uh.
SoS: You've got nothing!
Link: Oh yeah! Well if I have nothing then what's this? * Takes out a teddy bear*
SoS: Junk.
Link: See? I have some- hey! Don't make fun of Mr. Woogles! He's my best friend! *Starts petting the teddy bear on it's head*
SoS: Grow up!
Link: Don't let what the bad smoothie says get to you Mr. Woogles.
Navi: Grow up Link! You're embarrassing me to know you!
Link: Ok! *Throws the teddy bear so far that it goes into orbit*
Navi: How did you do that!
Link: What?
Navi: Throw Mr. Woogles into orbit!
Link: I did? Cool! I wonder what's going to happen to him.
At NASA HQ
NASA person: We've detected a foreign object orbiting Earth! What should we do?
Other NASA person: Destroy it! It might be more aliens who have come to take the ducks from our peaceful planet!
Anyways. back with Link.
Navi and SoS: *sees the explosion after Mr. Woogles was blown up* ooooooooo, pretty fire works!
Link: Mr. Woogles!
Navi and SoS: Grow up already!
Link: Ok! Where's the fairy?
Navi: How would I know?
Link: I was talking to the three-eyed monkey!
SoS: No one listens to the three-eyed monkey!
Link: So?
Navi: The three-eyed monkey won't tell you anything because no one listens to the stupid three-eyed monkey and the three-eyed monkey doesn't even exist you three-eyed monkey!
Three-Eyed Monkey: The fairy's in the tiny hole over there.
Navi and SoS: A three-eyed monkey! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: That hole is like, the size of an anthill! How am I going to fit in there?
Three-Eyed Monkey: That would be you problem. *Disappears*
Navi: See? I told you that it was the tiny hole!
Link: Weren't you in the middle of screaming in terror after you saw the three-eyed monkey?
Navi: Oh yeah, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: Ok you can stop now.
Navi: Ok.
Link: How are we going to get in that hole?
Navi: We? You mean you! I can fly right in and Smoothie here can slip in.
Link: Ok, plan one. Blow the hole up to make it bigger. *Takes dynamite out of his pocket*
SoS: Where did you get those?
Link: Um. Smoothie shop?
Navi: Why would a Smoothie shop have dynamite?
Link: To blow up mean customers?
Navi: (sigh) just use it then.
Link: *Set's the dynamite next to the hole and lights it* Take cover!
SoS: There's no place to take cover! We're out in the middle of nowhere!
Link: Just cover!
Navi: Where?!
Link: Anywhere!
The dynamite blows up making everyone's faces black from the smoke.
Link: I said take cover! I had a shield for cover so I didn't get a black face! Why didn't you take cover?
SoS and Navi: Because there was no place to take cover!
Link: You still should've taken cover!
SoS: and Navi: It blew up already and there's nothing we can do so just be quiet! And the dynamite didn't work!
Link: Awwww. I have another idea! We'll lure the fairy out!
SoS: With what?
Link: With fairy powder!
Navi: And where would we get- uh oh, guy's stop looking at me like that! I'm warning you! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: Well we've got the fairy powder, now we need a bag and a fishing pole to drop down the hole.
Navi: *Laying on the ground nearly unconscious after losing a lot of fairy powder twitching* I'll get you. I'll get you!
Link: Yeah and your brother was a firefly.
Navi: How did you know that?
Link: *Pulls a fishing pole and bag from the ground* we're set to go!
SoS: How did you know those we're there?
Link: I don't know. *Puts the powder in the bag and attaches it to the end of the fishing pole*
Navi: *Still twitching* I'll get you!
Link: *Steps on Navi* that ought to keep you quiet! *Drops the fishing line down the hole* I've got a bite! *Reels the fishing line in and a fairy that looks like Navi except it's white pops out of the hole* Yeah!
They found the fairy, Navi's nearly unconscious, and Link somehow got a fishing pole and bag out of the ground when he had no clue that they were there! How did that happen? I have no clue but you can see what happens in the next chapter!
Last time Link and Navi went to search for the cave with a fairy in it that could turn Link back into a human and the SoS decided to tag along, and also the SoS turned Link into a goron.
Link: If you're coming with us like the annoying tag along you are then you have to help us find the weird fairy.
SoS: Why?
Link: Because I said so.
SoS: So?
Link: I'll drink you if you don't.
SoS: I'll just keep changing you if you do so there!
Link: Then I'll, um. uh.
SoS: You've got nothing!
Link: Oh yeah! Well if I have nothing then what's this? * Takes out a teddy bear*
SoS: Junk.
Link: See? I have some- hey! Don't make fun of Mr. Woogles! He's my best friend! *Starts petting the teddy bear on it's head*
SoS: Grow up!
Link: Don't let what the bad smoothie says get to you Mr. Woogles.
Navi: Grow up Link! You're embarrassing me to know you!
Link: Ok! *Throws the teddy bear so far that it goes into orbit*
Navi: How did you do that!
Link: What?
Navi: Throw Mr. Woogles into orbit!
Link: I did? Cool! I wonder what's going to happen to him.
At NASA HQ
NASA person: We've detected a foreign object orbiting Earth! What should we do?
Other NASA person: Destroy it! It might be more aliens who have come to take the ducks from our peaceful planet!
Anyways. back with Link.
Navi and SoS: *sees the explosion after Mr. Woogles was blown up* ooooooooo, pretty fire works!
Link: Mr. Woogles!
Navi and SoS: Grow up already!
Link: Ok! Where's the fairy?
Navi: How would I know?
Link: I was talking to the three-eyed monkey!
SoS: No one listens to the three-eyed monkey!
Link: So?
Navi: The three-eyed monkey won't tell you anything because no one listens to the stupid three-eyed monkey and the three-eyed monkey doesn't even exist you three-eyed monkey!
Three-Eyed Monkey: The fairy's in the tiny hole over there.
Navi and SoS: A three-eyed monkey! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: That hole is like, the size of an anthill! How am I going to fit in there?
Three-Eyed Monkey: That would be you problem. *Disappears*
Navi: See? I told you that it was the tiny hole!
Link: Weren't you in the middle of screaming in terror after you saw the three-eyed monkey?
Navi: Oh yeah, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: Ok you can stop now.
Navi: Ok.
Link: How are we going to get in that hole?
Navi: We? You mean you! I can fly right in and Smoothie here can slip in.
Link: Ok, plan one. Blow the hole up to make it bigger. *Takes dynamite out of his pocket*
SoS: Where did you get those?
Link: Um. Smoothie shop?
Navi: Why would a Smoothie shop have dynamite?
Link: To blow up mean customers?
Navi: (sigh) just use it then.
Link: *Set's the dynamite next to the hole and lights it* Take cover!
SoS: There's no place to take cover! We're out in the middle of nowhere!
Link: Just cover!
Navi: Where?!
Link: Anywhere!
The dynamite blows up making everyone's faces black from the smoke.
Link: I said take cover! I had a shield for cover so I didn't get a black face! Why didn't you take cover?
SoS and Navi: Because there was no place to take cover!
Link: You still should've taken cover!
SoS: and Navi: It blew up already and there's nothing we can do so just be quiet! And the dynamite didn't work!
Link: Awwww. I have another idea! We'll lure the fairy out!
SoS: With what?
Link: With fairy powder!
Navi: And where would we get- uh oh, guy's stop looking at me like that! I'm warning you! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: Well we've got the fairy powder, now we need a bag and a fishing pole to drop down the hole.
Navi: *Laying on the ground nearly unconscious after losing a lot of fairy powder twitching* I'll get you. I'll get you!
Link: Yeah and your brother was a firefly.
Navi: How did you know that?
Link: *Pulls a fishing pole and bag from the ground* we're set to go!
SoS: How did you know those we're there?
Link: I don't know. *Puts the powder in the bag and attaches it to the end of the fishing pole*
Navi: *Still twitching* I'll get you!
Link: *Steps on Navi* that ought to keep you quiet! *Drops the fishing line down the hole* I've got a bite! *Reels the fishing line in and a fairy that looks like Navi except it's white pops out of the hole* Yeah!
They found the fairy, Navi's nearly unconscious, and Link somehow got a fishing pole and bag out of the ground when he had no clue that they were there! How did that happen? I have no clue but you can see what happens in the next chapter!