Chapter Nine: A Split Personality and it's Fairy
Last time, Link and the SoS found the fairy that can turn Link back to a human, it looked like Navi except it was white, but Navi lost a lot of fairy powder because they need it to lure the fairy out so Navi was laying on the ground twitching and nearly unconscious.
Link and SoS: Yeah! We found the fairy! We found the fairy!
Navi: I'm going to get back at you.
Link: I told you to be quiet! *Stomps on Navi* There.
White Fairy: Hello there, I am the fairy with some powers that can turn something into whatever. May I get you a cup of tea- *Suddenly turns black* so I can throw it at you!
Link: You have a real split personality don't you?
White Fairy: Yes, it was given to me by an angel *Turns black* from the depths of a hot place called- *turns white* the oven
Link: Can you change me back to a human?
White Fairy: Yes I can- *turns black* hurt you so much that you'll cry for your mommy!
Link: Um. I'm not looking for trouble I just want to get changed back.
White Fairy: I wouldn't harm a fly- *turns black* unless it tried to talk to me! *Turns white* and made fun of me and tried to hurt me first. *Turns black* It would be dead in one second then! Bwa, ha, ha, ha!
Link: Ok, that's nice, now could you just-
Navi: I'll get-
Link: *Stomps on Navi again* as I was saying, could you just turn me back to normal?
White Fairy: Why?
Link: Because I don't like being a goron and want to be a human again.
Black Fairy: But you funny looking and I laugh by looking at- *turns white* funny cartoons.
Link: Ok, you watch T.V.; good for you, now can you change me back?
White Fairy: No
Link: Why?
White Fairy: Because you- *turns black* asked!
Link: How else would I get you to change me back?
White Fairy: you just- *turns black* have to talk telepathically.
Link: I don't know how!
Black Fairy: Too bad- *turns white* for, um. this blade of grass! *Eats a piece of the grass*
SoS: o_O why did you do that?
White Fairy: Um. I thought I was an herbivore?
SoS: Ok.
Link: Just change me back please!
White Fairy: Ok! *Changes Link back* *turns black* Now pay me lots of money!
Link: Why?
Black Fairy: Because I changed you back!
Link: No you didn't! The white fairy did!
White Fairy: Yeah! *Turns black* but, but, I'm part of the white fairy! *Turns white* so what? I'm the one that changed him back!
SoS: Cool! A one sided argument! Let's get some popcorn and watch the show! *Goes to get the popcorn and returns on the exact moment the argument ends* Noooo!
White Fairy: I won! *Turns black* -_- *starts whining*
Link: Let's just get out of here before they start something weird.
SoS: Ok. *They start running away* How do I run with out feet?
Link: I don't know, oh well.
Navi: I'll-
Link: Oh yeah, Navi *picks up Navi and starts running back home*
Navi: I'll get you.
Link: *Punches Navi into his fist* Now be quiet!
Navi: *faints*
Link: Phew! Finally!
Black Fairy: Your still going to pay me lots of money! *Starts chasing Link while he's running back home* or suffer the consequences!
Link: What consequences?
Black Fairy: These consequences! *Starts shooting lasers from it's wings and the scene starts seeming like the Death Star thing on Star Wars when the bad guys are trying to stop the good guys from getting to the end of the Death Star* Bwa, ha, ha, ha!
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Sees the entrance to Kokiri Forest* we're almost there! *Gets inside the forest and starts yelling for help* HELP, HELP, HELP! Save us!
Everyone in the forest: *Takes out super soakers and waits for the fairy to come* Get ready!
Black Fairy: *Flies into the forest and sees the super soakers thinking they're laser guns* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Retreat! *Flies out of the forest at light speed*
Link and SoS: Yeah!
The fairy left and peace has returned to the forest, but will Navi ever stop saying, "I'll get you." And how did the SoS get popcorn when it doesn't have hands? Um. Find out one of the answers in the next chapter!
Last time, Link and the SoS found the fairy that can turn Link back to a human, it looked like Navi except it was white, but Navi lost a lot of fairy powder because they need it to lure the fairy out so Navi was laying on the ground twitching and nearly unconscious.
Link and SoS: Yeah! We found the fairy! We found the fairy!
Navi: I'm going to get back at you.
Link: I told you to be quiet! *Stomps on Navi* There.
White Fairy: Hello there, I am the fairy with some powers that can turn something into whatever. May I get you a cup of tea- *Suddenly turns black* so I can throw it at you!
Link: You have a real split personality don't you?
White Fairy: Yes, it was given to me by an angel *Turns black* from the depths of a hot place called- *turns white* the oven
Link: Can you change me back to a human?
White Fairy: Yes I can- *turns black* hurt you so much that you'll cry for your mommy!
Link: Um. I'm not looking for trouble I just want to get changed back.
White Fairy: I wouldn't harm a fly- *turns black* unless it tried to talk to me! *Turns white* and made fun of me and tried to hurt me first. *Turns black* It would be dead in one second then! Bwa, ha, ha, ha!
Link: Ok, that's nice, now could you just-
Navi: I'll get-
Link: *Stomps on Navi again* as I was saying, could you just turn me back to normal?
White Fairy: Why?
Link: Because I don't like being a goron and want to be a human again.
Black Fairy: But you funny looking and I laugh by looking at- *turns white* funny cartoons.
Link: Ok, you watch T.V.; good for you, now can you change me back?
White Fairy: No
Link: Why?
White Fairy: Because you- *turns black* asked!
Link: How else would I get you to change me back?
White Fairy: you just- *turns black* have to talk telepathically.
Link: I don't know how!
Black Fairy: Too bad- *turns white* for, um. this blade of grass! *Eats a piece of the grass*
SoS: o_O why did you do that?
White Fairy: Um. I thought I was an herbivore?
SoS: Ok.
Link: Just change me back please!
White Fairy: Ok! *Changes Link back* *turns black* Now pay me lots of money!
Link: Why?
Black Fairy: Because I changed you back!
Link: No you didn't! The white fairy did!
White Fairy: Yeah! *Turns black* but, but, I'm part of the white fairy! *Turns white* so what? I'm the one that changed him back!
SoS: Cool! A one sided argument! Let's get some popcorn and watch the show! *Goes to get the popcorn and returns on the exact moment the argument ends* Noooo!
White Fairy: I won! *Turns black* -_- *starts whining*
Link: Let's just get out of here before they start something weird.
SoS: Ok. *They start running away* How do I run with out feet?
Link: I don't know, oh well.
Navi: I'll-
Link: Oh yeah, Navi *picks up Navi and starts running back home*
Navi: I'll get you.
Link: *Punches Navi into his fist* Now be quiet!
Navi: *faints*
Link: Phew! Finally!
Black Fairy: Your still going to pay me lots of money! *Starts chasing Link while he's running back home* or suffer the consequences!
Link: What consequences?
Black Fairy: These consequences! *Starts shooting lasers from it's wings and the scene starts seeming like the Death Star thing on Star Wars when the bad guys are trying to stop the good guys from getting to the end of the Death Star* Bwa, ha, ha, ha!
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Sees the entrance to Kokiri Forest* we're almost there! *Gets inside the forest and starts yelling for help* HELP, HELP, HELP! Save us!
Everyone in the forest: *Takes out super soakers and waits for the fairy to come* Get ready!
Black Fairy: *Flies into the forest and sees the super soakers thinking they're laser guns* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Retreat! *Flies out of the forest at light speed*
Link and SoS: Yeah!
The fairy left and peace has returned to the forest, but will Navi ever stop saying, "I'll get you." And how did the SoS get popcorn when it doesn't have hands? Um. Find out one of the answers in the next chapter!