Chapter Ten: At the Beach
Last time, Link, Navi, and Smoothie got away from the split personality fairy and back to Link's home where Navi is twitching
on the ground continually saying "I'll get you"
Navi: I'll get you.
Link: Will you be quiet already?! *Hits Navi again*
Navi: Who hat where when why?! Um... what happened?
Link: Finally!
Navi: What?
SoS: You were babbling like a wierdo so Link hit you a lot and you finally stopped being wierd.
Navi: Okay, thanks, I think.
SoS: let's go to the beach!
Link: Why? Won't the water wash you away?
SoS: I don't care! Let's go! Oh and by the way, I'm magic-like so the water can't wash me away. *Sides outside to go to the
bach*
Navi: I never knew there was a beach nearby.
Link: Neither did I, hey! Wait Smoothie! We're going too!
At the Beach
Link: Woah, I never knew there was a trap door to the beach right under the Deku Tree, how did you lift him up Smoothie,
and why does it look like clear day when we're underground?
SoS: Answer One: I can use magic and you can't! na na na na na naaaa! Answer Two: That was a portal thing-a-ma-jig, not a
trap door.
Navi: I'm going swimming! *Jumps in the water*
Link: Me too! *Jumps into water*
SoS: I'm going to get a tan!
Link & Navi: *See Smoothie on a folding chair getting a tan* Now there's something you don't see every day...
Smoothie: *relaxed* ahhhhh, nothing like a good tan. *Takes a sip of a smoothie*
Link: Smoothie's a cannibal! He's drinking a smoothie! When will all the insanity end!? When will it end?! How does a smoothie
even drink?!
Navi: *Diving off a high dive* Who cares?
Link: Your right, where did that high dive come from?
Navi: I don't know. *splashes into the water*
Zora: I build it!
Link: Where did you come from?
Zora: thank you for swimming at the secret beach that only you know about! *Swims away*
Navi: That was wierd.
SoS: Keep it down! My tan's almost done!
Link: Why do we have to be quiet while you-
SoS: Shhhh!
Link: But-
SoS: Shh!
Link: B-
SoS: SHH! and just remember there's a lot more Shh where that cam from!
Navi: Hey! Look what I found! *Flies in front of Link holding a pebble*
Link: So what? It's a peb-
SoS: Shh!!!
Link: Alright alri-
SoS: SHHHHHH!!!!!
One hour later
SoS: My tan's done!
Link: You look exactly the same...
SoS: So?
Link & Navi: ...
Link: *Starts choking on nothing* (cough) I'm choking on nothing! Help me! (cough)
Navi: Does anyone know the, um, whatever it's called to stop choking?!
SoS: We're the only ones here and neither of us have arms or legs, your a spark with wings and I'm a soft drink, do you really
think we can really do anything?
Navi: No but I walways wanted to say that.
SoS: Oh.
Link: (cough) Guys, I'm choking, remember me? i need assistance, assistance!
SoS & Navi: Alright already! *Somehow get Link to shore*
Navi: *Feels for a sign of life but finds none* No! he's dead!
SoS: *crying like crazy* Noo! Why did it have to be him?! Why couldn't it be me?!
Navi: *Also crying* Yeah! Why couldn't it be you!?
SoS: Why did he have to go?!
Navi: Why did he have to go and leave me with this talking soft drink?!
Link: *Walks in from off screen* Hi guys what's wrong?
Navi: What the?! Two Links?!
Link: *See's the other Link* Wow! You guys found it! *Runs over*
SoS: Found what?
Link: *Unzips a zipper on the Tunic of the dead Link* My secret statue of me that holds all of the treasure and gold I got for
saving Hyrule!
Navi: Why did you keep it in a statue of you?
Link: I have my reasons.
Navi: Like what?
Link: I don't know.
Zora: Hi! Remember me? I just remembered that you never payed to swim here *sees the treasure* I'll take that for payment!
*Takes the treasure and swims of*
Link: Noooooo!
SoS: Oh well, let's go home.
Link & Navi: Okay! *follow Smoothie back through the portal to Link's house*
Link and Navi found out about a beach they never knew existed until Smoothie showed them, and Link just lost his biggest
fourtune ever, what will happen next time? Just read the next chapter, it's that simple. When there's a new chapter read it.
Find out on the next chapter! Wait, I just said that, oh well.
Last time, Link, Navi, and Smoothie got away from the split personality fairy and back to Link's home where Navi is twitching
on the ground continually saying "I'll get you"
Navi: I'll get you.
Link: Will you be quiet already?! *Hits Navi again*
Navi: Who hat where when why?! Um... what happened?
Link: Finally!
Navi: What?
SoS: You were babbling like a wierdo so Link hit you a lot and you finally stopped being wierd.
Navi: Okay, thanks, I think.
SoS: let's go to the beach!
Link: Why? Won't the water wash you away?
SoS: I don't care! Let's go! Oh and by the way, I'm magic-like so the water can't wash me away. *Sides outside to go to the
bach*
Navi: I never knew there was a beach nearby.
Link: Neither did I, hey! Wait Smoothie! We're going too!
At the Beach
Link: Woah, I never knew there was a trap door to the beach right under the Deku Tree, how did you lift him up Smoothie,
and why does it look like clear day when we're underground?
SoS: Answer One: I can use magic and you can't! na na na na na naaaa! Answer Two: That was a portal thing-a-ma-jig, not a
trap door.
Navi: I'm going swimming! *Jumps in the water*
Link: Me too! *Jumps into water*
SoS: I'm going to get a tan!
Link & Navi: *See Smoothie on a folding chair getting a tan* Now there's something you don't see every day...
Smoothie: *relaxed* ahhhhh, nothing like a good tan. *Takes a sip of a smoothie*
Link: Smoothie's a cannibal! He's drinking a smoothie! When will all the insanity end!? When will it end?! How does a smoothie
even drink?!
Navi: *Diving off a high dive* Who cares?
Link: Your right, where did that high dive come from?
Navi: I don't know. *splashes into the water*
Zora: I build it!
Link: Where did you come from?
Zora: thank you for swimming at the secret beach that only you know about! *Swims away*
Navi: That was wierd.
SoS: Keep it down! My tan's almost done!
Link: Why do we have to be quiet while you-
SoS: Shhhh!
Link: But-
SoS: Shh!
Link: B-
SoS: SHH! and just remember there's a lot more Shh where that cam from!
Navi: Hey! Look what I found! *Flies in front of Link holding a pebble*
Link: So what? It's a peb-
SoS: Shh!!!
Link: Alright alri-
SoS: SHHHHHH!!!!!
One hour later
SoS: My tan's done!
Link: You look exactly the same...
SoS: So?
Link & Navi: ...
Link: *Starts choking on nothing* (cough) I'm choking on nothing! Help me! (cough)
Navi: Does anyone know the, um, whatever it's called to stop choking?!
SoS: We're the only ones here and neither of us have arms or legs, your a spark with wings and I'm a soft drink, do you really
think we can really do anything?
Navi: No but I walways wanted to say that.
SoS: Oh.
Link: (cough) Guys, I'm choking, remember me? i need assistance, assistance!
SoS & Navi: Alright already! *Somehow get Link to shore*
Navi: *Feels for a sign of life but finds none* No! he's dead!
SoS: *crying like crazy* Noo! Why did it have to be him?! Why couldn't it be me?!
Navi: *Also crying* Yeah! Why couldn't it be you!?
SoS: Why did he have to go?!
Navi: Why did he have to go and leave me with this talking soft drink?!
Link: *Walks in from off screen* Hi guys what's wrong?
Navi: What the?! Two Links?!
Link: *See's the other Link* Wow! You guys found it! *Runs over*
SoS: Found what?
Link: *Unzips a zipper on the Tunic of the dead Link* My secret statue of me that holds all of the treasure and gold I got for
saving Hyrule!
Navi: Why did you keep it in a statue of you?
Link: I have my reasons.
Navi: Like what?
Link: I don't know.
Zora: Hi! Remember me? I just remembered that you never payed to swim here *sees the treasure* I'll take that for payment!
*Takes the treasure and swims of*
Link: Noooooo!
SoS: Oh well, let's go home.
Link & Navi: Okay! *follow Smoothie back through the portal to Link's house*
Link and Navi found out about a beach they never knew existed until Smoothie showed them, and Link just lost his biggest
fourtune ever, what will happen next time? Just read the next chapter, it's that simple. When there's a new chapter read it.
Find out on the next chapter! Wait, I just said that, oh well.