Chapter Eleven: A Frog named Frogger
Last time, Link, Navi, and Smoothie went to a beach where Link found the treasure he was payed for saving Hyrule but he
needed to use that to pay for swimming at the beach so he lost his treasure and they went back to Link's house.
Link: Why?! Why does swimming at a beach cost so much?! That treasure must've been worth at least one bajzilionalo
Rupees!
Navi: Is that even a number?
Link: I think so, it's got about one million 0s in it.
Navi: Riiiight, anyways, We've been sitting here for hours and I've started to think that watching the dust settle on the furniture
is entertaining. In other words, FORGET THE TREASURE!!! IT'S GONE ALREADY! THE ZORA TOOK IT! NOW LET'S GET
ON WITH OUR LIVES!!!
Link: Why?
Navi & SoS: BECAUSE WE'RE BORED!!!
Link: Okay, let's go defeat the giant disk and save the ninth dimension!
Navi: Um... How about something a little different.
Link: deafeat the tiny clock and save the seventh dimension?
SoS: I think is is going to take a-
Link: I've got it! Let's go get the treasure back!
Navi: At last! Something to do!
They go back to the beach and the zora appaers again
Zora: Thank you for swimming at the beach that only you know about, that'll be one bajzillionalo rupees.
Link: We're here to get my treasure back!
Zora: But I like it, it's so shiny, and gold, and metal.
Navi: Just give us back the treasure.
Zora: You'll never get it back! Sick 'em boy!
Link: Oh fudge! He's got a dog!
Frog: Ribbit.
SoS: It's just a stupid frog.
Frog: Ribbit.
Zora: Go get 'em boy! Do your worst!
Frog: Ribbit.
Navi: *Sarcastically* Oh no! He's gonna murder us! Run for you-
Frog: Ribbit!!! *catches Navi with his toung and swallows her*
SoS: NOOOOOOO!!!
Link: Oh well, I never really liked her anyway.
Navi: Can someone please get me out of here? It's all wet and wierd and- how did his tounge stretch that far?
Zora: This is no ordinary frog, This is Frogger!
Link: What's so special about frogger?
Zora: You know, the frog, in the video game, who's always getting run over by traffic?
Link: Oh yeah! Now people should know not to jay-walk, that game sure taught me a lesson in safety.
SoS: *mumbles* Video games are the only way he'll ever learn.
Link: What?
SoS: Nothing!
Link: no, you said something!
SoS: Shouldn't you be concentrating on getting your treasure back?
Navi: And don't forget about me!
Link: Oh yeah, give me back my tresure! And Navi too, I guess.
Zora: Never! Go get 'em again boy!
Frogger: Ribbit! *Shoots out tounge and drinks Smoothie*
Link: Oh well, a talking Smoothie was beggining to get pretty disturbing anyway.
Navi & SoS: Help me!!!
Link: Give me back the treasure!
Zora: One more time Frogger! Get him!
Frogger: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiibiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! *Transforms into a giant demon-like frog and swallows Link*
Link: oh great, look at what you guys did!
Navi & SoS: O_o your the one who wanted to get the treasure back!
Link: Well... Um...
Navi & SoS: Let's skip the part where you say we're right and get to the part where we get out of here!
Link: Okay! *Takes out his sword* Die demon frog! DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!! *Slashes frogger like crazy from inside*
Frogger: *looking dazed and talking like it too* RIiIiIibIiIiIit.
Link: I'm going to the head! * runs up to Froggers head and pokes the top of his head from inside*
Frogger: *Starts going wierd because of the pokingin his head* Ribi Ribi Ribi Rib Rib Rib Ri Ri Ri Ri R R R R
Zora: What's going on?
Link: *Pokes Froggers brain with the sword*
Frogger: *In a Scottish accent, turns to the Zora* Hey there laddy!
Zora: o_O
Link: *Continues to poke*
SoS & Navi: *Join in by ramming*
Frogger: Laddy! Somethin's pokin' me brain! Save me! Save me!
Zora: O_o Okaaaaay...
Frogger: *Explodes but there's no blood or gore or anything like that, just a big fiery explosion*
Zora: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Leaves the treasure and swims away like lightning*
Link: Yeah! We're free!
SoS: It's a miracle! I can see again!
Navi: O_o Okaaay there's something up with Smoothie.
Link: Who cares? i got my treaure back and I'm going home!
The got out of Frogger, they got the treasure back, but how did they survive the big firey explosion? i don't know. Oh well!
Last time, Link, Navi, and Smoothie went to a beach where Link found the treasure he was payed for saving Hyrule but he
needed to use that to pay for swimming at the beach so he lost his treasure and they went back to Link's house.
Link: Why?! Why does swimming at a beach cost so much?! That treasure must've been worth at least one bajzilionalo
Rupees!
Navi: Is that even a number?
Link: I think so, it's got about one million 0s in it.
Navi: Riiiight, anyways, We've been sitting here for hours and I've started to think that watching the dust settle on the furniture
is entertaining. In other words, FORGET THE TREASURE!!! IT'S GONE ALREADY! THE ZORA TOOK IT! NOW LET'S GET
ON WITH OUR LIVES!!!
Link: Why?
Navi & SoS: BECAUSE WE'RE BORED!!!
Link: Okay, let's go defeat the giant disk and save the ninth dimension!
Navi: Um... How about something a little different.
Link: deafeat the tiny clock and save the seventh dimension?
SoS: I think is is going to take a-
Link: I've got it! Let's go get the treasure back!
Navi: At last! Something to do!
They go back to the beach and the zora appaers again
Zora: Thank you for swimming at the beach that only you know about, that'll be one bajzillionalo rupees.
Link: We're here to get my treasure back!
Zora: But I like it, it's so shiny, and gold, and metal.
Navi: Just give us back the treasure.
Zora: You'll never get it back! Sick 'em boy!
Link: Oh fudge! He's got a dog!
Frog: Ribbit.
SoS: It's just a stupid frog.
Frog: Ribbit.
Zora: Go get 'em boy! Do your worst!
Frog: Ribbit.
Navi: *Sarcastically* Oh no! He's gonna murder us! Run for you-
Frog: Ribbit!!! *catches Navi with his toung and swallows her*
SoS: NOOOOOOO!!!
Link: Oh well, I never really liked her anyway.
Navi: Can someone please get me out of here? It's all wet and wierd and- how did his tounge stretch that far?
Zora: This is no ordinary frog, This is Frogger!
Link: What's so special about frogger?
Zora: You know, the frog, in the video game, who's always getting run over by traffic?
Link: Oh yeah! Now people should know not to jay-walk, that game sure taught me a lesson in safety.
SoS: *mumbles* Video games are the only way he'll ever learn.
Link: What?
SoS: Nothing!
Link: no, you said something!
SoS: Shouldn't you be concentrating on getting your treasure back?
Navi: And don't forget about me!
Link: Oh yeah, give me back my tresure! And Navi too, I guess.
Zora: Never! Go get 'em again boy!
Frogger: Ribbit! *Shoots out tounge and drinks Smoothie*
Link: Oh well, a talking Smoothie was beggining to get pretty disturbing anyway.
Navi & SoS: Help me!!!
Link: Give me back the treasure!
Zora: One more time Frogger! Get him!
Frogger: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiibiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! *Transforms into a giant demon-like frog and swallows Link*
Link: oh great, look at what you guys did!
Navi & SoS: O_o your the one who wanted to get the treasure back!
Link: Well... Um...
Navi & SoS: Let's skip the part where you say we're right and get to the part where we get out of here!
Link: Okay! *Takes out his sword* Die demon frog! DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!! *Slashes frogger like crazy from inside*
Frogger: *looking dazed and talking like it too* RIiIiIibIiIiIit.
Link: I'm going to the head! * runs up to Froggers head and pokes the top of his head from inside*
Frogger: *Starts going wierd because of the pokingin his head* Ribi Ribi Ribi Rib Rib Rib Ri Ri Ri Ri R R R R
Zora: What's going on?
Link: *Pokes Froggers brain with the sword*
Frogger: *In a Scottish accent, turns to the Zora* Hey there laddy!
Zora: o_O
Link: *Continues to poke*
SoS & Navi: *Join in by ramming*
Frogger: Laddy! Somethin's pokin' me brain! Save me! Save me!
Zora: O_o Okaaaaay...
Frogger: *Explodes but there's no blood or gore or anything like that, just a big fiery explosion*
Zora: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Leaves the treasure and swims away like lightning*
Link: Yeah! We're free!
SoS: It's a miracle! I can see again!
Navi: O_o Okaaay there's something up with Smoothie.
Link: Who cares? i got my treaure back and I'm going home!
The got out of Frogger, they got the treasure back, but how did they survive the big firey explosion? i don't know. Oh well!