"Two blue lines, or one blue line. That sounds simple enough, right?" piped up Willow as she waited nervously outside the bathroom door, nervously shifting her weight. The door opened, a anxious Buffy appearing.

"What did it say, Buffy?" Spoke the timid girl, before Buffy reached forward to embrace her friend.

"I'm pregnant!"

"Who do you think it could be, then?"

"Xander, I'm sure of it." She spoke, letting the red head go. "He's the only one I can think of." Willow nodded.

"Ooh. I never knew you two were a. couple." Buffy shook her head and shrugged.

"We're not. It was just, a thing, I guess?" She spoke and shrugged. "I don't know if I'm going to make a good mother, Willow.."

"Oh, Come on Buffy!" She spoke while smiling, giving her friend a hug. "You'll make a great mother!"



***

"Bloody slayer's pregnant. Got 'erself knocked up royally, Stupid bitch!" Spike spoke while slamming open the door to his pad. "Just who does she think she is?! This just takes the holiday 'puddin!"

"Don't you have faith in me now, William?" Spoke figure that rested against doorway. The tall vampire pivoted to face the blonde. "I mean, I may of gotten, 'knocked up', and I may be a, 'Stupid bitch' but now there will be a little stupid bitch as well." She then snorted and glared at Spike, "Try anything, And it's dusting time." She then turned to leave.

"Yeah, Well at least I don't go 'n bang my best friend." He spoke with a sinister touch as Buffy left.