"Buffy, Don't you want your breakfast?" Called Dawn from the kitchen.
"Depends what you put in them." She replied as she crept down the stairs, peering over the side railing
"Oh, Fine. I won't put the chocolate chips in then." She spoke as she pushed away a the chocolate chip container while mumbling. A few knocks were heard and Buffy turned and called.
"I'll get that Dawn... Xander?" She spoke as the door opened infront of her.
"Uh, Yeah. I hope you don't mind, I had a set of keys to the house and I was hoping to get in before you got the chance to stand there awkwardly like there's something I should know but you don't want me to know...?"
"Xander!" An excited Dawn seemed to wiggle in her spot as she called out.
"So, I take that as a yes to the now leaving Buffy?.." Dawn shrugged.
"She has something she wants to tell you."
"You mean, that I'm a bastard for sleeping with her when she was actually intoxicated?" Dawn then grinned wildly and replied.
"Nope."
***
"I don't know, Willow! How am I going to tell him? Why did he have to come back?! I mean, God! I pregnant with his kid!" Shouted a truly enraged Buffy as Willow tried to calm her down.
"Buffy. Do you want me to tell him? And just calm down about this.. It's not like it's the end of the world, Right?"
"But, what if it's like, a mutant kid or something? Weird things always happen to me!"
"Buffy, Don't worry. Everything will be fine, Right? I'll tell Xander, and you'll have your beautiful baby, and-" She was then interrupted.
"No! Everything won't be fine, Willow! How could it possibly ever be fine again? Slayers aren't supposed to have kids! How am I going to do my rounds looking like a whale?"
"Depends what you put in them." She replied as she crept down the stairs, peering over the side railing
"Oh, Fine. I won't put the chocolate chips in then." She spoke as she pushed away a the chocolate chip container while mumbling. A few knocks were heard and Buffy turned and called.
"I'll get that Dawn... Xander?" She spoke as the door opened infront of her.
"Uh, Yeah. I hope you don't mind, I had a set of keys to the house and I was hoping to get in before you got the chance to stand there awkwardly like there's something I should know but you don't want me to know...?"
"Xander!" An excited Dawn seemed to wiggle in her spot as she called out.
"So, I take that as a yes to the now leaving Buffy?.." Dawn shrugged.
"She has something she wants to tell you."
"You mean, that I'm a bastard for sleeping with her when she was actually intoxicated?" Dawn then grinned wildly and replied.
"Nope."
***
"I don't know, Willow! How am I going to tell him? Why did he have to come back?! I mean, God! I pregnant with his kid!" Shouted a truly enraged Buffy as Willow tried to calm her down.
"Buffy. Do you want me to tell him? And just calm down about this.. It's not like it's the end of the world, Right?"
"But, what if it's like, a mutant kid or something? Weird things always happen to me!"
"Buffy, Don't worry. Everything will be fine, Right? I'll tell Xander, and you'll have your beautiful baby, and-" She was then interrupted.
"No! Everything won't be fine, Willow! How could it possibly ever be fine again? Slayers aren't supposed to have kids! How am I going to do my rounds looking like a whale?"