{NARCISSA walks out to the center of the stage.}

NARCISSA [sing to the tune of "Where, Oh Where"]:

Where, oh where has my Lucius gone Oh where oh where can he be?

With his blonde hair so sleek and his elfish appearance Oh where oh where can he be?

{Walks out stage right, looking dejected and lonely}

{LUCIUS comes from stage left and stands in the center}

LUCIUS [sing to the tune of "I'm A Little Teapot"]:

I'm a little evil Tall and elfish Here is my long hair Here is my cane Move it Draco before I knock you down And kill all of the Muggle-borns.

{He exits stage left.}

{WORMTAIL enters from the trapdoor in the stage. He squeaks and looks scared.}

WORMTAIL [sing to the tune of "Three Blind Mice"]:

See the stupid traitor {points at himself} See the stupid traitor Look at him run Look at him run He'll run away to Voldie today To stay alive another day See the stupid traitor See the stupid traitor

{He scampers off back through the trapdoor.}

{VOLDEMORT enters from stage right}

VOLDEMORT [to the tune of "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts"]:

I've got a lovely bunch of death-eaters, diddily diddily There they are a standing in a circle, bum bum bum Tall ones, fat ones, some as dumb as a rock

{Trails off as he exits to someplace}

{LUPIN enters from stage right}

LUPIN [to the tune of the "Adams' Family"]:

I really hate the full moon It's so bright and round It makes me get all hairy And really dangerous. Dun nu nu nun Dun nu nu nun Dun na nu nu nu HOWL!!!!

{LUPIN runs off stage right clawing at himself.}

{NEVILLE enters from the back}

NEVILLE [sing to the tune of "Jingle Bells"]:

Jingle Bells Voldie smells He tried to take over the world But Harry stopped him and now he's gone And Wormtail got away, OY!

Running through the halls Trying not to be late Professor M. will kill me If I'm not on time One day I'll make it there Before the bell shall ring And everyone will be so proud And say "Neville you're so great!"

{NEVILLE exits back}

{SIRIUS enters in dog form and quickly transforms back to human form}

SIRIUS [ sing to tune of Mission: Impossible theme]

Trill....do do do I am Si-rius Black And I'm back Do do I am try-ing to kill Severus Snape Do do Harry is my godson And he's fun Do do