Zim has ARRIVED to Earth! But what happens when his GIR blurts out about Zim's new boyfriend after finding Meeki again?!? Dear god, READ ON! :O!!

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"GIR! Would you please, stop singing?!" Zim begged his malfunctioned GIR unit, who was still after 6 earth months, singing he Doom Song. GIR raised a metal finger to its master, and then ended the song with, "...Doom doom doom, the end!" smiling, it sat silent for a second, before pointing suddenly and shouting, "Oh! Wassat?!" it pointed out an incoming planet. Zim sprang to attention, looking to his map on the computer in his Voot Runner. "Planet... Earth, this must be the place!" he said to himself, smirking.

The two came into earth's atmosphere, slowly coming to a point where they needed to come up with where they were going to land. "THERE!!" Zim shouted, flying the Voot Runner down to a large busy city, then passing right over it and in between two tall buildings in a calmer part of town, screaming, "HERE! We build HERE!!" he said, after having his GIR scan the area for information retrieval. Zim landed the ship, and hopped out, followed by a stumbling robot. "First... we'll need disguises..." Zim said, pressing a button on the outside of his Voot Runner and it opened up a holographic screen with different types of human disguises, and after choosing a very unconvincing disguise for himself, he made a green dog suit for GIR. "Now, a house..." Zim pulled out a little sketch thingy, and began to sketch a house, "THERE!" He said, and planted the thing into the ground. "Now... HIDE!" he ordered his GIR as he ran behind a fire hydrant and GIR standing out in the middle of the street.

The house began to build itself, along with Zim's lab miles under the ground. When it had finished, car alarms had gone off all around the neighborhood, along with many of the humans stepping out of their houses to see what was going on. Zim took GIR by the leash, and literally dragged the robot into the base, where two obviously perfunctory parents greeted Zim, "Welcome home son!" and he stepped in, closing the door behind him.

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Meeki awoke three hours later, and his spider-legs had returned themselves in his ID pack while he was asleep. "Ugh... I feel like a dead person..." He said to himself, yawning. He began to walk back to the quiet neighborhood he had left earlier that day.

He arrived, only to find lights on all around, and... an extra house sitting between the two he had hidden under when the Dib had startled him earlier. Meeki raised a brow (or whatever) and approached it curiously. He came up to the door and noticed the four gnomes watching his every move. He avoided them easily, and just looked up at the house. "How... very odd..." He said to himself, before turning back.

Meeki had only just stepped off of the new house's property, when he heard a familiar voice coming from inside the house. His eyes widened as he turned around back to face the building. "Could it be...?" He wondered aloud, his hopes rising. Meeki walked back over to the door, and looked over into the window.

He couldn't believe what he saw.

Tears came to the Irken's eyes and a soft smile formed shortly after across his lips. "...Zim!" He whispered. Meeki pounded his fists on the front door and pressed the doorbell over and over of the odd-shaped house, and only stopped when the small Irken answered the door.

Zim frowned up to Meeki, (who was still in human disguise) and gripped the door paneling a bit, readying himself to attack if necessary. "What do you want, stinkbeast?! You're lucky I didn't have my security system up and running yet... the gnomes would've. I mean, Do you want something!?" he demanded of the tall human-looking Irken before him. Meeki smiled, "Zim...! You're... You're here! I can't believe it, I'm so happy! You have no idea..."

"...I have NO idea who you ARE!" Zim cut him off in the middle of his sentence. Meeki backed off, frowning. "You don't... Remember me?" he asked, tears of sadness now taking over his face. Even with his disguise on, his height he'd forgive him for, but his voice never changed; he thought Zim would know his own voice. "but... you... I... Zim...!!" He brought his arms around the smaller Irken, then spoke in Irken tongue, hoping that would help jog Zim's memories of them, "Zim... back on IRK... those many years ago, you don't remember an Irken named... Meeki?" he wondered, not letting go of Zim.

Zim's eyes widened a bit, before he lowered his eyelids slightly, now remembering the Irken called Meeki, but still had no idea where this guy was going with it. "Who are you...? How do you know the Irken language?! And HOW do you know MEEKI!? ...Unless THIS planet found him and took him prisoner! ...And now you want me, is that it?!" Zim brought his claws across Meeki's face, putting a deep gash through his left eye, causing the taller Irken to wince involuntarily. His arms went limp from around Zim's sides, and he sat back on his knees. He looked up with teary eyes, and then slowly proceeded to remove his disguise. Zim's jaw dropped as Meeki finally removed the lens that covered his left eye, and the scar had planted itself on his own green skin.

The taller Irken looked down to Zim, still frowning, "Yes Zim... They found me, I am the prisoner... And it is you I want now." he said.

Tears now filled Zim's crimson eyes as he smiled wide, and nearly tackled Meeki down to the ground as he hugged him tightly, smearing tears onto Meeki's chest. "It's been so long! Meeki... I'm so happy we're together again. You have no idea... how wonderful this is for me... here, come inside." Zim stood up and led Meeki into his house/base, and shut the door behind them.

"I was trying my best to scan the nearest planets around IRK, but I could never find you. Then... after I was sent on a 'secret mission', I had a lot more on my mind, and my computer never alerted me of any sightings of you all through training... I began to worry that I'd never see you again. Then I left, and found you here... I..."

"But what made you not even recognize my voice?" Meeki broke in, sitting cross-legged on the oversized couch under the strange green monkey picture. Zim looked up, blankly. He then looked to the floor, frowning. "..."

"I know you would've known me right away... even now that I'm a lot taller. Had something back on IRK distract you or something? Tell me..." Meeki crossed his arms, not accusing Zim of anything, even though that's how it sounded.

"No... nothing, just the invasion pressures, you know." Zim answered flatly. Meeki nodded, smiling slightly. "Come here." he ordered the small Irken.

Zim obeyed, and climbed over next to Meeki, before the tall Irken pulled him up to sit in his lap, facing him. Zim's legs were spread apart over Meeki's hips, and his eyes were being looked deep into. Meeki whispered slightly, "I missed you so much... I thought about you every night since I left IRK... Now you're finally here... Something brought us together again, Zim... Maybe we'll find out someday..." He said, and brushed his lips across Zim's, sighing into the Irken's mouth. Zim moaned lightly, he hadn't been with Meeki for so long, his feeling felt so wonderful to him. He grinded his hips to Meeki's forcing the Irken's mouth open and slipped his tongue into Meeki's mouth. Meeki gladly welcomed him in, after letting out a stifled whimper from Zim's movements. They continued to 'make-out', just as GIR stepped in the room, and pointed a metal claw to them, "OOOHHH!!!" the robot made an 'Ooh' face, then smiled widely to the two Irkens. Meeki looked up and over to GIR, breaking the kiss. "Master's got another boyfriend!" GIR shouted, giggling madly to itself.

"Huh?! Another... another boyfriend? Zim?? What does he mean?" Meeki glared at Zim, throwing him off of his lap. Zim landed hard on the floor, before sitting up, and frowning. "Master's a slut!" GIR called out some more. "Be QUIET, GIR!!" Zim ordered his defective GIR, and stood up. Meeki's piercing gaze never left Zim.

"It's... A long story, Meeki... After you left... They hired a new Invader to take your place, and... he wouldn't leave me alone until..." Zim tried to explain.

"So that's why you couldn't even recognize my voice... You were too busy to someone ELSE'S howls and praise..." Meeki growled, teardrops brimming his jet black eyes. "How foolish I was... Thinking that you actually loved me... When it was only blind lust and I was the only one around you could get to. You used us as close friends for so long as an excuse (Let's jump to conclusions, Meeki!)! Zim, I hope you hurry up and get done here, because I never want to see your face again. Go find whoever it is and stay with them."

Meeki got up from the couch and headed for the front door. Zim stood motionless for a bit, then as Meeki wrapped his claws around the door handle, he spoke up, "...But what about you and Red?" he asked.

Meeki froze, blushing slightly, "H-how do you know about that?" He asked, not even trying to cover it up. "You think that when I was just put into the academy, I didn't notice the way you two hung all over each other after each day was over? You call that simple lust? ... I even HEARD you two one night as I was training a bit on my own! I may not have known you that much at all then, but it hurt me deep inside, Meeki... like, somehow it was all very wrong, like I was meant to be with you that night, instead of him." Tears again formed in Zim's eyes as he spoke, "Now look, since you were put out into Invader training with me, Red has gone with Purple... And..."

"I know! Don't remind me..."

"You care.?"

"Just a little... we were best friends for a while... you know that, why do you think he just exiled me to another planet rather than just having me killed where I stood that night? I killed Tallest Xajk in front of the ENTIRE Irken populace!! He would've destroyed me... but... he remembered how I was, how I thought, and he wanted me to live... even if it meant we'd never get to see each other again. I remember his face as I was being sent away... he seemed so... downhearted..."

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!GASP! Could it be that Meeki is suddenly stuck between two lovers again!? Soon, you all shall know the reason why Meeki lost his sanity for a bit back on IRK, the real reason why he was pulled in for Invader training, and how he's gonna deal with all that follows. HEE!! Gimme Reviews! I NEED em'!! Thanks, and stick close for the next chapter up soon!