Personality change The chaos begins! Helloz! Magix da name its meh first humor fic..anywere so here I go I do don't ownz Kingdom hearts I wish I did Riiiikuuuuu!! Ne way-

Julie: there she goes rambling AGAIN!

Magix: Quiet!! I'm trying to do my intro! Note: everyone personality are going to be switched randomly o and there might be a surprise guest who got caught too hint: FF9!(be u'll have to wait until later)

~Some where in a dark, gloomy, scary, spooky, massive.place there was hole in the middle of the ground the prettiest hoe that u every did see a of a sudden some tripped over the hole and messed up my song(grumble mumble)

Ansem: Damn hole!! Anyway I no will complete my plan of word domination! (insert evil laughter here)*flips the photon accelerator beam switch*(heh) Thus causing a big red wave too radiate everywhere over kingdom hearts.

Ansem: Aww damn what have I-(passes out)

~the next day~

Sora walking across the beach feeling quite akward

Sora: hmm..Something doesn't add up(appearently he didn't get caught by the wave)

Riku: (just pops outta nowhere* HELLLLOOOO!!!

Sora: Ack!! Riku don't do that!

Riku: Do what? This? (flicks he nose)

Sora: Hey! Quit it!

Riku: (insane laughter)

Sora:..

Riku: Come On sora Party wit da big mac!!

Sora: ??

Kairi: (suddenly appears atop a tree)..The matrix is everywhere

Sora: Really cool!

Kairi: U are da one neo! (jump from a tree and lands on the top of the shock)

Riku: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!

Sora: Sweeeet!!!!!

Kairi: like totality!

Riku: .. Sora:...

Ansem:....

Sora: ANSEM!!

Ansem:....

Sora: where'd u come from?

Ansem:.*shrug*

Sora:.Okay

Ansem sees riku: (in a soft voice) Whazzzup son?

Riku: Aaaaah!!!!!

Sora: looks at ansem then at riku then a ansem then at riku then at ansem then at riku(okay we get da point)

Ansem: Naw not ike dat son, Whats up lil shorty*loox at sora*

Sora: who me?

Riku: Anyone else worthy of Da NAME LITTLE SHORTY!!

Sora:..err.selphie?

Kairi(Comes outta the shack with the nunchuka(I forgot okay work wit me) in her hand: Fair thee well selpie we hardly knew ye..

Riku:..well..I guess ur lil' shorty but I am sorry for my encounter earlier friends?

Sora:..we're already friends

Ansem: C dat wut I'm talkin' about u c y'all road dogs and all I got iz some broke ass dude that keeps following me ya heard?

Sora:..okay ansem did u forget somethin' this morning?

Ansem: Aww yup brb

Sora:..

Riku: Bye-bye ansem

Kairi: Thou shall return?

Ansem:..uh...yea.Wit chocolate cake!

Everyone: Yea!!! Ansem is great he gave us the chocolate cake!

Riku: Wut a nice fellow

Kairi: Yup Shur is I'll tell u wut That feller iz nicer then tame horse I'll tell you Sora: Kairi?

Kairi: yes hon?

Sora: You know what never mind

Riku: C00l b34ns! K41|21 u|2 funny!

Sora: Okay..

Kairi: Thank ya sug!*blows a kiss toward riku*

Ansem: I'm back ya what it iz?

Sora: ansem..I'm only gonna ask this once..Why?

Ansem: I thought I try somethin' new like da feather?(points towards his hat) And look its "Real" Leather.

Sora: O_O

Riku: |}u|}3 u|2 L1k3 |1m|1|\|'!!

Ansem: I know! I look fly!

Sora: Okay what in the name OF CHEEZ WIZ is going on!?!

Kairi: If I knew I'd tell ya sug

Sora: Whatever!

Kairi: All I know iz that ther pimp is evil!

Riku: |\|0 |}1|!

Ansem: C'mere lil' girly!(chases kairi)

Kairi: O hell no get away from me u dirty varmint!!

Riku: RuN lIkE tHe WiNd BuLl'SeYe!!

Sora:....(Sigh) this probaly couldn't get anyworse)!!

Riku: Come on sora!! Riku was wearing a while shirt that said "I'm with stupid-----( on the back" and blue jeans Kairi was wearing a pink shirt and red glittery pants Ansem(Falls over laughing hysterically) was wearing a black shirt dat said "bufu!"(for all the ppl that have seen how high) and Black pants that had "roca wear logos on them" All of them..Did the cha cha slide

Ansem: to the left take it back now y'all one hop this time left foot let stomp!

Kairi: This Is more then cattle racin'

Riku: Sho' ya right!

Sora:....(looks up it's a bird it's a plane it's a rock falling towards soras head at full speed)

Sora: X_X

Magix: And that's da name of the game!!(come in wearing a giant nose costume)



Fin for now that is..(insert evil laughter here)

Well that was good I'll be back with the second chapter: Moo.brought to you by laziness -magix- and remember psychotic ppl are human too!