(Luis goes to work)
(At work, Luis goes to a meeting) (In the meeting he looks at the photo he took of Sheridan naked in the shower than listen to the meeting)
Luis thinks-Oh my god! I am going to treasure this photo forever and ever. I love it!
Boss-Ahem! What are you looking at, Mr. Lopez Fitzgerald? Hand it over!
L-I can't sir!
Boss-WHY NOT? I am interested to know what is more important that this meeting!
L-Because it is a picture of my finance naked! My love, of course!
Boss-WHAT THE? Oh.well put it away and I will talk to you after the meeting! Okay?
L-Sir, I can't because I have to go and see my fiancé but I'll put the photo away
Boss-NO, I WILL SEE YOU AFTER THE MEETING!
L-But...
(Sam whispers to Luis)
Sa-Luis, don't mess around with the Boss. You know him very well!
L-Well, it isn't my fault if he is a pig headed asshole with a huge head! It will burst any second!
Sa-Luis, if you want to go home to Sheridan, I suggest you behave!
L-Fine, Mr "I know what to do to get in the good books with the boss"!
(After the meeting) (Luis is in the Boss' office)
Boss-I don't appreciate you interrupting my meeting with your love life!
L-I wasn't! All I was doing is looking at a photo of my fiancé!
Boss-ARG! I was young and in love once but please don't do it again. You are suspended for a week, Luis.
L-You can't! If you do I will never come to work! Boss-It's up to you!
L-Fine then! I am quitting my job. Here is my badge and my jacket. Good afternoon and goodbye!
(Luis puts his badge and jacket on the table. After he does that he leaves to
Sheridan's home)
(At Sheridan's house)
(Sheridan is cooking and singing)
S-I'm to sexy for my apron.too sexy for my husband.to sexy for my clothes.
L-Sheridan, I am going out to find another job! I be back at 8
(Luis walks into the kitchen)
(Sheridan turns around from the stove to face Luis)
S-What did you just say?
L-I'll be back at 8. Don't wait up!
S-But.ok.
L-Oh, you know you damn fucking sexy body got me fucking fired!
S-WHAT? WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? FIRED?
L-Yes, fired! The damn boss with his big head wanted to suspend me for a week because I was looking at a photo of you naked during the meeting! So I told him off and quitted my job! Anyway I got to go home! See you tomorrow!
S-YOU WERE LOOKING AT A PHOTO OF ME.NAKED.AT WORK.DURING A MEETING!
(Sheridan laughs)
L-Not funny! See ya!
S: Oh no you don't! You are staying here Mr. Lopez Fitzgerald!
L-No! I can't! Remember I can't make love to you till our wedding night! I got to go home! Don't you make me cancel the wedding just like I cancel my job!
S-How can you say that? I thought you loved me?
L-Because I am in a pissing mood. I mean, was there a rule that stated not to look at your finance naked on a photo during work? Yes I do love you!
L-That's why I couldn't resist looking at the photo in the meeting!
(Sheridan giggles)
S-I can't believe you did that.YOU DIDN'T SHOW ANYONE, DID YOU?
L-Well, no, but I ripped it in the car because I was so angry at that pig headed asshole who Sam calls the BOSS! I mean don't tell me that he hasn't look at naked ladies before. He knows what guys can be. He is a guy himself
if I ma not mistaken!
S-I'm sorry you got fired!
(Sheridan hugs Luis)
S-How about I make you your favourite food?
L-I am happy actually! I can get a nice job that appreciates what I do for them! I am not hungry but I got to go home. I'll see you tomorrow morning!
(Sheridan does a puppy dogface)
S-Can't you stay, please baby?
L-I can't! I got to go job hunting plus remember I can't have sex with you till our wedding night!
S-Can you do job hunting 2morrow.it's late! Who cares about that stupid little deal! I know you want me, baby!
Luis thinks-Come on, say yes! Look at her! You need her!
S-Sami wants her daddy and I want my fiancé
L-No! I know but I can't! I made a deal and I am sticking to it! Bye!
S-Bye! You disappointed me tonight, Luis!
L-Well, you disappointed me the morning I ask you to stay in bed with me but you opened the door instead! So there! Bye
S-Bye!
(Luis leaves)
(Sheridan calls Sam on the phone)
S-Hello Sam! What happened with Luis today? He quit! He is looking for another job!
Sa-Well I don't know! But I think he is love crazy!
S-But.can't you get him his job back? I know he is only pretending to want a new job! He can't be that love crazy! He refuses to make love to me all because of a stupid promise he made! What should I do?
Sa-What promise?
(Sheridan becomes embarrassed)
S-Ah! That he wouldn't make love with me till the wedding all because I went to answer the door!
Sa-You are kidding right?
S-No! But this is not what we should be talking about we should be talking about getting Luis' job back!
Sa-Well I can't do anything till he calms down! Anyway I think he needs this break!
S-But.he loves being a cop!
Sa-I know but if he thinks he needs to quit he needs to quit. Anyway Luis told me you would call so he told me to tell you this so don't blame me!
S-THAT man is so annoying! I want him.I need him.make him come home please!
Sa-Well I can't because I try but he said he wouldn't do what I ask so I dropped it.
S-Okay.I better go.bye!
Sa-Bye!
(Sheridan and Sam hang up on each other)
(The doorbell rings at Sheridan's house)
H-Sheridan, open up! I got Luis here!
(Sheridan opens it)
S-Hey Hank!
H-Luis is all drunk!
(Hank points to Luis, who can't stand properly)
S-He is.oh no! Come here baby!
L-Get Lost! You don't deserve me. You killed my friend
S-What.baby.come in.please!
L-No!
S-Your friend?
L-Hank, take me home with you! I am not staying here with this murderer!
(Luis points to Sheridan)
(Sheridan starts to get upset)
S-Murder.I didn't! Luis, I didn't murder anyone!
H-He is talking nonsense, Sheridan. Don't worry! He won't remember all this
in the morning!
S-Please Luis, calm down!
H-Can I put him on the couch? My hand is sore for carrying him.
S-Yep, sure!
L-NO! CAN'T DO IT WITH HER! DEAL! CAN'T BREAK IT! GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HER!
S-THAT HE REMEMBERS! ARG! We won't sleep together, Luis.
H-What is he talking about?
S-A deal he made.he refuses to make love with me till the wedding night!
(Hank laughs)
S-Not funny!
L-Sheridan, get naked!
S-Excuse me!
(Hank laughs even louder)
L-You heard me! Get naked!
S-No!
L-Yes! Hank has the hots for you, you know! We guys need to see naked women!
S-No.Hank likes Beth! No they don't!
L-Hank, do you have beer? I need bear!
S-Luis, you need rest! A lot of it!
L-Actually, I need more than that! Sheridan I give up! I want to have sex with you! Can't wait!
(Sheridan starts to blush)
S-Come in and go to sleep!
H-Yeah!
(Hanks puts him on the couch)
H-I got to go!
S-Night Hank! Thanks!
H-No problem! Night Sheridan! See you later Luis!
L-Hank, I love you!
(Luis starts to laugh really loudly)
S- Bye Hank!
H-Bye! Luis calm down!
(Hank leaves)
(Sheridan kisses Luis' head and covers him up with a blanket)
L-Sheridan, I order you to get naked! I need more than a kiss!
S-Luis, honey, I know but in the morning, okay? Baby, you need rest!
L-NO! Honey, I need you! I need you!
S-I know but you are drunk.and I ain't being with you when you are drunk! You will be angry with me in the morning!
L-I am drunk? Of course not! I am in love!
S-Then why did you say you loved hank?
L-Because I do! He is my best!
(Luis starts sings, "I love you baby" from "10 things I hate about you"
(Sheridan giggles)
L-Why are you giggling like a girl?
S-Cause I am one!
(Sheridan gives him a little kiss)
(Luis starts to say things in Texas accent)
L-You are? You are a sweet, pretty girl I ever seen! I love sweet girls like you!
(Sheridan laughs)
S-And I love you too but you need to sleep!
L-Okay! Goodnight!
(Luis goes to sleep straight away) (Sheridan kisses him on the forehead and
then goes to sleep)
(Next morning)
S-Hey baby! Are you feeling okay? Hungover?
L-I have the biggest headache in the world! And why am I here?
S-Poor baby! Hank brought you here!
L-Whatever! Can you kiss me better?
S-You came begging me to make love to you!
(Sheridan kisses his forehead)
S-That's all you get because of last night!
L-I did? Wow! I must have been out of my mind!
S-You told me to get naked!
L-And.
S-I DIDN'T!
S-Oh so you are saying that you have to be crazy to want to make love to me
(Sheridan becomes upset)
L-No! I said that cause I have been stressing over the deal and I made a promise to myself that I will not break the deal till the wedding night!
S-Okay!
L-But now I change my mind! Can I break it?
S-I don't want to!
(Sheridan puts her back to Luis)
L-Oh really? Okay! It is getting hot in here! I think I am going to take off my shirt!
S-NO, YOU DON'T!
L-Oh, yes I am!
(Luis takes of his shirt)
(Sheridan turns around to face Luis. Sheridan becomes speechless)
S-I.I am going to have a shower.cold shower.
L-Can I join you?
S-NO!
(Sheridan goes onto bathroom and decides to have a bath so Luis can't join her but she forgets to lock the door)
(Luis turns off the hot water system to get revenge)
S-Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Cold!
(Sheridan jumps out of the bathtub) (Luis runs in)
L-What.oh mama! Sexy! Have I ever told you that you look sexy without clothes! I mean don't get wrong. You look good with clothes too but much more pretty without clothes!
S-Shut up! What happened? The water its cold! I'M FREEZING AND YOU ARE CHECKING ME OUT! ARG! GIVE ME A TOWEL, YOU IDIOT!
L-NO! I LIKE YOU THIS WAY!
S-I'm Cold!
(Sheridan is shivering and suddenly she sneezes)
L-Here!
(Luis hands her a towel and Sheridan takes it off him)
S-Thank you! For god sakes, man, put a shirt on!
L-No, I am going to take shower, now! I better go and turn on the hot water...oops!
S-WHAT!
L-Nothing! Nothing at all!
S-YOU TURNED IT OFF!
L-NO! I meant to say, "I will go and see what happened to it!"
S-YEAH RIGHT I WAS CONSIDERING MAKING LOVE! BUT NO WAY!
L-But I wanted to see you naked. I didn't want you to freeze!
S-That's no excuse!
L-Sorry! I will go!
Sheridan thinks-I can't take it anymore!
(Sheridan starts kissing Luis on the lips passionately)
L-NO!
(Luis pushes Sheridan away and puts back on his shirt)
L-I don't deserve kisses from you! I am going now!
S-No! Wait!
L-No! See ya!
S-No, Luis.I was only joking!
(Luis leaves)
S-LUIS!
(At work, Luis goes to a meeting) (In the meeting he looks at the photo he took of Sheridan naked in the shower than listen to the meeting)
Luis thinks-Oh my god! I am going to treasure this photo forever and ever. I love it!
Boss-Ahem! What are you looking at, Mr. Lopez Fitzgerald? Hand it over!
L-I can't sir!
Boss-WHY NOT? I am interested to know what is more important that this meeting!
L-Because it is a picture of my finance naked! My love, of course!
Boss-WHAT THE? Oh.well put it away and I will talk to you after the meeting! Okay?
L-Sir, I can't because I have to go and see my fiancé but I'll put the photo away
Boss-NO, I WILL SEE YOU AFTER THE MEETING!
L-But...
(Sam whispers to Luis)
Sa-Luis, don't mess around with the Boss. You know him very well!
L-Well, it isn't my fault if he is a pig headed asshole with a huge head! It will burst any second!
Sa-Luis, if you want to go home to Sheridan, I suggest you behave!
L-Fine, Mr "I know what to do to get in the good books with the boss"!
(After the meeting) (Luis is in the Boss' office)
Boss-I don't appreciate you interrupting my meeting with your love life!
L-I wasn't! All I was doing is looking at a photo of my fiancé!
Boss-ARG! I was young and in love once but please don't do it again. You are suspended for a week, Luis.
L-You can't! If you do I will never come to work! Boss-It's up to you!
L-Fine then! I am quitting my job. Here is my badge and my jacket. Good afternoon and goodbye!
(Luis puts his badge and jacket on the table. After he does that he leaves to
Sheridan's home)
(At Sheridan's house)
(Sheridan is cooking and singing)
S-I'm to sexy for my apron.too sexy for my husband.to sexy for my clothes.
L-Sheridan, I am going out to find another job! I be back at 8
(Luis walks into the kitchen)
(Sheridan turns around from the stove to face Luis)
S-What did you just say?
L-I'll be back at 8. Don't wait up!
S-But.ok.
L-Oh, you know you damn fucking sexy body got me fucking fired!
S-WHAT? WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME? FIRED?
L-Yes, fired! The damn boss with his big head wanted to suspend me for a week because I was looking at a photo of you naked during the meeting! So I told him off and quitted my job! Anyway I got to go home! See you tomorrow!
S-YOU WERE LOOKING AT A PHOTO OF ME.NAKED.AT WORK.DURING A MEETING!
(Sheridan laughs)
L-Not funny! See ya!
S: Oh no you don't! You are staying here Mr. Lopez Fitzgerald!
L-No! I can't! Remember I can't make love to you till our wedding night! I got to go home! Don't you make me cancel the wedding just like I cancel my job!
S-How can you say that? I thought you loved me?
L-Because I am in a pissing mood. I mean, was there a rule that stated not to look at your finance naked on a photo during work? Yes I do love you!
L-That's why I couldn't resist looking at the photo in the meeting!
(Sheridan giggles)
S-I can't believe you did that.YOU DIDN'T SHOW ANYONE, DID YOU?
L-Well, no, but I ripped it in the car because I was so angry at that pig headed asshole who Sam calls the BOSS! I mean don't tell me that he hasn't look at naked ladies before. He knows what guys can be. He is a guy himself
if I ma not mistaken!
S-I'm sorry you got fired!
(Sheridan hugs Luis)
S-How about I make you your favourite food?
L-I am happy actually! I can get a nice job that appreciates what I do for them! I am not hungry but I got to go home. I'll see you tomorrow morning!
(Sheridan does a puppy dogface)
S-Can't you stay, please baby?
L-I can't! I got to go job hunting plus remember I can't have sex with you till our wedding night!
S-Can you do job hunting 2morrow.it's late! Who cares about that stupid little deal! I know you want me, baby!
Luis thinks-Come on, say yes! Look at her! You need her!
S-Sami wants her daddy and I want my fiancé
L-No! I know but I can't! I made a deal and I am sticking to it! Bye!
S-Bye! You disappointed me tonight, Luis!
L-Well, you disappointed me the morning I ask you to stay in bed with me but you opened the door instead! So there! Bye
S-Bye!
(Luis leaves)
(Sheridan calls Sam on the phone)
S-Hello Sam! What happened with Luis today? He quit! He is looking for another job!
Sa-Well I don't know! But I think he is love crazy!
S-But.can't you get him his job back? I know he is only pretending to want a new job! He can't be that love crazy! He refuses to make love to me all because of a stupid promise he made! What should I do?
Sa-What promise?
(Sheridan becomes embarrassed)
S-Ah! That he wouldn't make love with me till the wedding all because I went to answer the door!
Sa-You are kidding right?
S-No! But this is not what we should be talking about we should be talking about getting Luis' job back!
Sa-Well I can't do anything till he calms down! Anyway I think he needs this break!
S-But.he loves being a cop!
Sa-I know but if he thinks he needs to quit he needs to quit. Anyway Luis told me you would call so he told me to tell you this so don't blame me!
S-THAT man is so annoying! I want him.I need him.make him come home please!
Sa-Well I can't because I try but he said he wouldn't do what I ask so I dropped it.
S-Okay.I better go.bye!
Sa-Bye!
(Sheridan and Sam hang up on each other)
(The doorbell rings at Sheridan's house)
H-Sheridan, open up! I got Luis here!
(Sheridan opens it)
S-Hey Hank!
H-Luis is all drunk!
(Hank points to Luis, who can't stand properly)
S-He is.oh no! Come here baby!
L-Get Lost! You don't deserve me. You killed my friend
S-What.baby.come in.please!
L-No!
S-Your friend?
L-Hank, take me home with you! I am not staying here with this murderer!
(Luis points to Sheridan)
(Sheridan starts to get upset)
S-Murder.I didn't! Luis, I didn't murder anyone!
H-He is talking nonsense, Sheridan. Don't worry! He won't remember all this
in the morning!
S-Please Luis, calm down!
H-Can I put him on the couch? My hand is sore for carrying him.
S-Yep, sure!
L-NO! CAN'T DO IT WITH HER! DEAL! CAN'T BREAK IT! GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HER!
S-THAT HE REMEMBERS! ARG! We won't sleep together, Luis.
H-What is he talking about?
S-A deal he made.he refuses to make love with me till the wedding night!
(Hank laughs)
S-Not funny!
L-Sheridan, get naked!
S-Excuse me!
(Hank laughs even louder)
L-You heard me! Get naked!
S-No!
L-Yes! Hank has the hots for you, you know! We guys need to see naked women!
S-No.Hank likes Beth! No they don't!
L-Hank, do you have beer? I need bear!
S-Luis, you need rest! A lot of it!
L-Actually, I need more than that! Sheridan I give up! I want to have sex with you! Can't wait!
(Sheridan starts to blush)
S-Come in and go to sleep!
H-Yeah!
(Hanks puts him on the couch)
H-I got to go!
S-Night Hank! Thanks!
H-No problem! Night Sheridan! See you later Luis!
L-Hank, I love you!
(Luis starts to laugh really loudly)
S- Bye Hank!
H-Bye! Luis calm down!
(Hank leaves)
(Sheridan kisses Luis' head and covers him up with a blanket)
L-Sheridan, I order you to get naked! I need more than a kiss!
S-Luis, honey, I know but in the morning, okay? Baby, you need rest!
L-NO! Honey, I need you! I need you!
S-I know but you are drunk.and I ain't being with you when you are drunk! You will be angry with me in the morning!
L-I am drunk? Of course not! I am in love!
S-Then why did you say you loved hank?
L-Because I do! He is my best!
(Luis starts sings, "I love you baby" from "10 things I hate about you"
(Sheridan giggles)
L-Why are you giggling like a girl?
S-Cause I am one!
(Sheridan gives him a little kiss)
(Luis starts to say things in Texas accent)
L-You are? You are a sweet, pretty girl I ever seen! I love sweet girls like you!
(Sheridan laughs)
S-And I love you too but you need to sleep!
L-Okay! Goodnight!
(Luis goes to sleep straight away) (Sheridan kisses him on the forehead and
then goes to sleep)
(Next morning)
S-Hey baby! Are you feeling okay? Hungover?
L-I have the biggest headache in the world! And why am I here?
S-Poor baby! Hank brought you here!
L-Whatever! Can you kiss me better?
S-You came begging me to make love to you!
(Sheridan kisses his forehead)
S-That's all you get because of last night!
L-I did? Wow! I must have been out of my mind!
S-You told me to get naked!
L-And.
S-I DIDN'T!
S-Oh so you are saying that you have to be crazy to want to make love to me
(Sheridan becomes upset)
L-No! I said that cause I have been stressing over the deal and I made a promise to myself that I will not break the deal till the wedding night!
S-Okay!
L-But now I change my mind! Can I break it?
S-I don't want to!
(Sheridan puts her back to Luis)
L-Oh really? Okay! It is getting hot in here! I think I am going to take off my shirt!
S-NO, YOU DON'T!
L-Oh, yes I am!
(Luis takes of his shirt)
(Sheridan turns around to face Luis. Sheridan becomes speechless)
S-I.I am going to have a shower.cold shower.
L-Can I join you?
S-NO!
(Sheridan goes onto bathroom and decides to have a bath so Luis can't join her but she forgets to lock the door)
(Luis turns off the hot water system to get revenge)
S-Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Cold!
(Sheridan jumps out of the bathtub) (Luis runs in)
L-What.oh mama! Sexy! Have I ever told you that you look sexy without clothes! I mean don't get wrong. You look good with clothes too but much more pretty without clothes!
S-Shut up! What happened? The water its cold! I'M FREEZING AND YOU ARE CHECKING ME OUT! ARG! GIVE ME A TOWEL, YOU IDIOT!
L-NO! I LIKE YOU THIS WAY!
S-I'm Cold!
(Sheridan is shivering and suddenly she sneezes)
L-Here!
(Luis hands her a towel and Sheridan takes it off him)
S-Thank you! For god sakes, man, put a shirt on!
L-No, I am going to take shower, now! I better go and turn on the hot water...oops!
S-WHAT!
L-Nothing! Nothing at all!
S-YOU TURNED IT OFF!
L-NO! I meant to say, "I will go and see what happened to it!"
S-YEAH RIGHT I WAS CONSIDERING MAKING LOVE! BUT NO WAY!
L-But I wanted to see you naked. I didn't want you to freeze!
S-That's no excuse!
L-Sorry! I will go!
Sheridan thinks-I can't take it anymore!
(Sheridan starts kissing Luis on the lips passionately)
L-NO!
(Luis pushes Sheridan away and puts back on his shirt)
L-I don't deserve kisses from you! I am going now!
S-No! Wait!
L-No! See ya!
S-No, Luis.I was only joking!
(Luis leaves)
S-LUIS!