Legal Shit: I OWN SEPHIROTH!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!*cough cough * Don't sue me square soft, please!?

Hmmm. Mike's having Sephiroth troubles. This can't be good. Can it?? Just read and find out! Sesshoumaruru(

Chapter 2: Seph problems



Mike woke up the next morning with a strange feeling of déjà vu from his dream/visions. He got up and got dressed quickly, tying his unruly hair back in a loose ponytail, before grabbing his katana and running out of the room. The hallway was empty except for a few early rising SOLDIERS and one or two low rank troops. He walked past, saluting those that he knew were of high rank, before running headlong into none other than Lt. Gen. Zachary Donovan himself. Zack laughed and picked Mike up of the floor, grinning ear to ear the whole time. Mike saluted and fell into attention as Zack spoke.

"What class you got first, kid?"

"Swordsmanship, sir."

"Shit, kid. You better be careful. Sephiroth's teaching that one this term. But I'm gonna be helping so he doesn't kill anyone."

"Sephiroth???? Why is he teaching a class of recruits?"

"Cause all of those snobby Shin-ra idiots say that we will eventually need a replacement for him, so he wants to train everyone that comes in so he knows that if something does happen there won't be some idiot controlling the strongest army on the planet." (AN: What a mouth full!! ^_^ Sorry if it sounds stupid, I couldn't think of anything else.)

Mike couldn't help but laugh a little. "Yeah, sir. But you are Lt. General so wouldn't you take his place if something happened?"

"Yeah I suppose but they say something might happen to me too." Zack smiled slightly before continuing. "Like that would happen, right?"

"Nah. No way something will happen to either of you."

"That's what I told Shin-ra. The only time I've seen Seph sick or injured was when he had a serious case of mako poisoning."

"Damn. How long was he out?"

"About 5 hours." Zack replied with a small smile. "Nothing can keep him from work, not even me. Oh gods! Come on lets hurry before we're both late and he kills us." They ran down the halls, skidding around corners and nearly hitting a couple people, before coming to a halt as Sephiroth yelled from behind them.

"Donovan! How rude of you to forget were we are supposed to be." Zack turned around with a small blush before striking back.

"Well if a certain General would tell me where the class is I wouldn't have run past it!"

"If I recall correctly Lieutenant, you were too busy trying to get LAID to listen when I told you. Come on. I need your help before I shove Masamune down someone's throat."

Zack laughed, and so did Mike, causing Sephiroth to look straight at him. Mike just stared for a minute, face growing hotter as he realized he was gawking at he highest-ranking officer in the army. He saluted quickly, feeling incredibly stupid, and Sephiroth just smiled slightly and told him not to do that. Mike gawked for a second before finding his voice.

"But, sir, It's protocol to salute higher officers!"

"Aiya. Not the recruit protocol crap again." Sephiroth sighed, rubbing his temple with his free hand, gripping Masamune in his other. "I hate protocol. Just don't call me sir unless you have to."

"But sir."

At that precise moment, Sephiroth glared in a way that made Mike want to curl up in a corner and die a very, VERY painful death. Without saluting Mike straightened out, feeling incredibly dumb, and tried to swallow the lump that had formed in his throat. He tried to apologize and Sephiroth just dismissed it as his own severe dislike of being called 'sir' or 'general' and that he also disliked it when people saluted to him like he was the leader of the world. Mike nodded slightly as Sephiroth turned to walk back to the class and he overheard part of Sephiroth and Zack's conversation. He didn't hear what Zack said first but he saw Sephiroth blush before mumbling something that he barely caught.

"Bite me, Zack." But Zack quickly came back with an answer.

"I know you're being sarcastic, Seph, but I just might anyways." Was all Zack said, adding a small predatory grin at the end.

"No Zack. You've got someone now. How do you think he'd feel if you were cheating on him?"

"Cloud understands that you're my first. I doubt he'd mind."

"No Zack"

Mike refused to believe what he heard and entered the gym behind them. He went about his training as if nothing happened

Sesshoumaruru: YAY!!! Finally I've finished chapter 2! Thanks to those who reviewed! So tell me. Should I send it to an early grave?? Sephy's mad at me for making him gay.

Sephiroth: Am not.

Sesshoumaruru: Then why are you being mean to me?

Sephiroth: I'm not mad. I'm just. just.uh.

Sesshoumaruru: Mad?

Sephiroth: Yeah. That's it!

Sesshoumaruru: SEE!!! I TOLD YOU!!

Sephiroth: Damn you, woman!

Sesshoumaruru: *smiles innocently * What???