DISCLAIMER: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, and I don't own whatever movie or cartoon or even book names I use in this fic, so suing us will just waste your time and force us to drive you nuts.

Mortos: Let's begin this little fic I like to call "Falling Domino Pieces", with lots of funny situations, new dangers, new characters, and whole new artifacts.

Anubis: And no plot whatsoever.

Horus: *cleaning his glasses* I hope you don't lose your brain, in case you have one, reading this piece of whack. Anyway, it's a good piece of whack, hope you enjoy.

CHAPTER 1: The Fellowship of the Ring

This story begins... No, I'm not Tolkien-sama, neither am I mocking him, this is a different story. Anyway, this begins in Higrande Avenue, in a psychiatrist office near Kaibaland.

Entering the office, we can see 3 people sitting inside: Shaadi, the Guard of the Millenium Pieces, Ryou Bakura, sitting in a big couch, and the owner of the place, Mrs. Macadamia.

Bakura: I'm happy to know you're willing to help me up on my little problem. You see, this Millenium Ring I have here, has this evil tomb robbing spirit inside. He's a nice friend sometimes, but he's driving me nuts with his homicidal thoughts.

Shaadi: You already know there's no way to put him out.

Ryou: Yes, I have tried more than thrice to get him away from me, but he's still horribly stuck to me.

Macadamia: So, how can I help you?

Ryou: To get this straight, I'm not in need of psychiatrist help, HE is.

Macadamia: You know, that the first step to the solution is to admit that you have a problem.

Shaadi *sweatdropping, serious*: You know, he's right. The one in need of help is...

Macadamia: Let me do my job, K? First, Ryou, tell me about your past.

Ryou *also sweatdropping*: Ok... The first thing I remember is the Christmas Day when I was 5, I jumped out of the bed...

An hour or 2 later...

Ryou *crying*: And then they just threw me into the wall... I cried and cried for help but nobody came... «sniff»

Shaadi *BIG sweatdrop, STILL serious*: Oh dear, here we go again...

Macadamia *scribbling in her notebook*: And that's the reason you started not to trust most of the people, right?

Ryou *calming down*: I... think so...

Macadamia: Very well... I think I have some results.

Shaadi and Ryou: What did you got?

Macadamia: You need to get out more.

Both Shaadi and Ryou facefaulted after hearing this.

Shaadi *adjusting his turban*: OK, now for the real reason we came here... Ryou, would you please...

Ryou: On the way.

The Ring glowed with might...

We can hear Ryou screaming mentally:

Yami Bakura! I summon thee!

(Author's Note: What? You actually thought he would shout YU-GI-OH! [Or, for an instance, BA-KU-RA-OH!]?)

Then, Yami Bakura appeared in Ryou's place.

Yami Bakura: Hello there. Let's get started. My name is Yami Bakura. I am here only because Ryou asked me to. Don't think I actually think I have a mental problem, because I DON'T!

Macadamia: The first step to the solution is to admit that you have a problem.

Yami Bakura: Is that your motto or something?

Macadamia: If you please tell me about your past...

(Author's Note: All of Yami Bakura's past is made up.)

Yami Bakura *annoyed voice*: OK, OK, I will tell you. I was raised in a high-class family in Egypt, under the reign of *shudder* Bel Um Fal. I think he was gay or something.

Shaadi: Wait until Yami Yugi hears THAT.

Yami Bakura: You wouldn't dare.

Macadamia: Stop. Mr. Bakura, continue.

Yami Bakura: Anyway, I possessed the Millenium Ring as you see it, it was a gift from my beloved sister, Sarahi. She said it looked good on me. *kawaii smile* Anyway, things went cool until I turned 15.

Macadamia: What happened then?

Yami Bakura: I lost in a duel against Bel Um Fal himself. His Shadow Powers were higher than I expected. Anyway, instead of banishing me into the Shadow Realm, he...

Macadamia: He?

Yami Bakura: ...exiled us out of Egypt.

Here, Macadamia gasped. Shaadi remained silent.

Yami Bakura: Some say he lost his mind after that day. Some say he realized what he did too late and it haunted him the rest of his life. I didn't care. I joined a group of assassins and my life, from then, was a great, great paradise. I actually enjoyed the work, and it paid big. But, war begun. The owners of the Millenium Pieces went all nuts. For a strange reason, I didn't...

Shaadi: That's because you were the right one for the Ring. The Chosen one.

Yami Bakura: Anyway, there was death and destruction everywhere we placed our sight. It was like Anubis and Sekhmet going sugar high and overusing their powers on their loyal servants.

(Anubis and Sekhmet's Note: That was NOT NICE!)

Shaadi struggled not to crack up. I mean, he had a serious man reputation to keep. Macadamia just scribbled in her notebook more and more.

Yami Bakura: I got to the Pharaoh once again. He challenged me once again, and I lost, once again. But this time, I was banished to the Shadow Realm. Then they chose me, and I went straight into the Millenium Ring. Now I am searching for revenge with Ryou by my side. Now that our Shadow Powers aren't an important factor on duels, I might of have a chance.

Macadamia scribbled, once again, in her notebook.

Yami Bakura: But I think I was better off dead. Nowadays people do weird things like get drunk, go to the movies... I still can't believe people watched Pokémon the First Movie. I mean, who in all of its senses would go and watch that stuff?

Macadamia glared at him angrily.

Yami Bakura: Erm... uh... Where was I? Oh yes, the gross food they eat. Who in all of its senses would go to McDonalds?

Macadamia, once again, glared angrily at him.

Yami Bakura: You actually know that I can get you killed?

Macadamia: You actually know that I can get you locked on a nut house?

Yami Bakura *sweatdropping, changing the subject*: And the stupid things kids do these days, now that there are video games, and indoor stuff to entertain you like that TV thing... and the shows they put on. I mean, Dawson's Creek?

Macadamia, once again, glared angrily at him.

Yami Bakura: ...I mean, Days of Our Lives?

Once again...

Yami Bakura: ...The Price is Right?

...once again...

Yami Bakura: ...Dragon Ball Z?

...once again.

Yami Bakura: Girl, you're such a loser.

Macadamia: And what do YOU watch? Hellsing?

Yami Bakura: I don't watch TV, OK?

Macadamia: My.

Shaadi: OK, what are the results on my friend here?

Macadamia: He lacks social life. If he had more fun, got out more, had more friends and didn't live enclosed in his revenge plotting, he'd be happier. Applies to his "Aibou" as well.

Shaadi: Now I see why they were chosen to be together...

Yami Bakura glared at him.

Shaadi: One move, I delete your mind.

Yami Bakura stopped.

Macadamia: Very well. Now you, Shaadi, what's with your obsession for traditional Egyptian stuff?

Shaadi *sweatdropping*: Erm...

1 hour later...

Ryou and Shaadi were at the door. Mrs. Macadamia was greeting them goodbye...

Macadamia: Let me see, for a 3-person session, it will be $6000.

Ryou went all open-eyed for a moment. Shaadi just vanished through a portal, as he always does.

Ryou didn't think twice and ran.

THE END

Mortos: Did you like this one? I hope so.

Anubis & Sekhmet: Erhem... About the sugar high comment...

Mortos: Er... heheheh... *cheesy smile*

Mortos ran like hell!

A&S: GET BACK HERE!

Mortos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Horus: *¬_¬* Anyway, if you're still "hungry", we got some neat little bloopers for you!

BLOOPERS FOR THIS EPISODE:

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Macadamia scribbled, once again, in her notebook.

Shaadi: By the way, what are you writing there?

Director: Shaadi, stick to the lines!

Shaadi: Oh, come on. Let me take a peek.

Director: OK, OK...

Shaadi takes a peek and sees a picture of himself and Yami Bakura kissing each other.

A few seconds later...

Macadamia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Macadamia was running from a Yami Bakura holding a dagger and a Shaadi holding his Millenium key with a senseless stare.

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Yami Bakura: Anyway, there was death and destruction everywhere we placed our sight. It was like Anubis and Sekhmet were high and...

Shaadi: Were high? On what? Marijuana?

Yami Bakura: Oh s***! I missed "sugar"!

Director: CUT!

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Macadamia: He lacks social life. If he had more fun, got out more, had more friends and didn't live enclosed in his revenge plotting, he'd be happier. Applies to his "Aibou" as well.

Shaadi: Now I see why they wey... What the hell?

Director: CUT!

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Macadamia: He lacks social life. If he had more fun, got out more, had more friends and didn't live encrosed in his... Encrosed?

Director: CUT!

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Yami Bakura: But I think I was better off dead. Nowadays people do weird things like get drunk, go to the movies... I still can't believe people watched Titanic. I mean, who in all of its senses would go and watch that crap?

Everybody at the stage glares at him.

Yami Bakura: Oops?

Director: CUT! Bakura, you're suspended!

Yami Bakura *sarcasm*: Oh gods no.

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