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Mortos: Weird things happen in chatrooms. Very weird things. They have the power to expose your deepest and darkest feelings or secrets. Just when you think you're safe, there're dangers on every corner.
Horus: So, let's take a look at how did the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast deal with a chatroom and various experiments inside it. Let's gaze at what the technology can do to an unsuspecting mind at:
(Author's Note: For those not familiar with mIRC, @ indicates an Operator, and the bold faced strings I placed were in-room private messages for the camera holder, Enigmae. One string has an arrow and a person's name, that's Enigmae talking to that person only.)
CHAPTER 2: The IRC of DOOM
Horus: The first experiment of all is the chatroom full of people. Many of these people are unknown to you, and some of them are known – but you don't know. Or maybe you do. Or maybe they do and you don't...
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Welcome to #Gelida_Carbonita, the place for dueling badarses.
Currently on are:
@Death_God90237 (Our little spy, Anubis!),
@Rika_Kurosawa,
@Mara_Dandrius,
The_Friendship_Fairy (Téa),
Liberated (Tristan),
Dark_Apachian,
Pecata_Minuta,
Harpylady404 (Mai),
Helnera_Danshui,
CelticGuardianofChaos (Yugi),
Bel_Um_Fal (incredibly NOT Yami),
Setokaibaluver,
Latios090 (Enigmae, the computer user with the camera),
Funeral (Yami Bakura),
Egypt_Ruler (THIS one's Yami).
*** Hungry_Burger has entered the room
Hungry_Burger How's everyone?
Liberated Heya there H_B
The_Friendship_Fairy Hi there H_B!
* The_Friendship_Fairy gives Hungry_Burger a big glomp!
Hungry_Burger Whoa, I feel loved!
Helnera_Danshui Yeah, it feels good when it goes down.
Dark_Apachian Didn't I tell you MD rocked?
Setokaibaluver I hope I can meet Seto Kaiba one day in my life...
* Egypt_Ruler slaps Bel_Um_Fal around with a big trout
Bel_Um_Fal hey what was that for?
Egypt_Ruler You've been acting like an ass lately.
* Death_God90237 * Notice how will boil a fight when someone adds a few spice...
* Bel_Um_Fal throws a big hammer at Egypt_Ruler
* Death_God90237 watches the hammer hit CelticGuardianofChaos 's head
CelticGuardianofChaos Hey, watch it!
* Egypt_Ruler approaches and aids CGoC
Egypt_Ruler Ya OK?
CelticGuardianofChaos Yeah, I'm fine
* Egypt_Ruler Mind Crushes Bel_Um_Fal
* Bel_Um_Fal dodges
Death_God90237 Hey, hey, hey, no fighting 'round here.
Bel_Um_Fal shut up
* Bel_Um_Fal throws a hammer at Death_God90237's face
*** Bel_Um_Fal was kicked by Death_God90237 (Bad move, idiot)
*** BEWD3 has entered the room
* Death_God90237 * My oh my, little Seto came to play...
Funeral Yeah, ol' Pharaoh finally shut up.
Egypt_Ruler You mean me?
Funeral Oh, so YOU'RE the right one? My, I was confused.
BEWD3 Hi Harpylady404
Harpylady404 Hi there, little hot one.
* Hungry_Burger thinks these names are somewhat familiar...
* Death_God90237 * Our cover's blowing, dammit...
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[Death_God90237] Don't worry, DG, they don't suspect a thing... do they?
Funeral ...
Egypt_Ruler ...
Funeral YOU!
Egypt_Ruler YOU!
*** Funeral has left the room
*** Egypt_Ruler has left the room
CelticGuardianofChaos ...The hell?
Hungry_Burger Hey, I know some of you!
* Death_God90237 * SHIT!
*** Death_God90237 has disconnected the room.
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Horus: As you see, Joey, a.k.a. Hungry_Burger, actually deciphered some of the names. But the mission is for them not to know. For now. So, we registered some of the names they used, so we could make them switch. Now, experiment number 2 is Private Messaging between Joey, and Seto Kaiba. Let's see who gets it first!
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Giltia says: Heya!
Holodeck says: Wazzup
Giltia says: I was on the park today. Everything went fine, but I crossed HIS path.
Holodeck says: Ya know, I also crossed paths with someone I dun kinda like. He's getting on my nerves.
Giltia says: He insults me.
Holodeck says: How, man?
Giltia says: He calls me dog, or variants.
Holodeck says: ROTFLMAO
Holodeck says: Ignore him then. You got friends, dontcha?
Giltia says: I gots the bestest friends I could find. They support me each step.
Holodeck says: Lucky you. I have to make a company move their lazy asses, literally.
Holodeck says: I nearly have time fo' mahself.
Giltia says: I once dueled this guy I tell ya. I don't wanna say names, but he used some kinda UFO system
he built on Duel Monsters. And he chose me as the effin' guinea pig! He's so mean.
Holodeck says: ... O_O
Giltia says: What's goin' on?
Holodeck says: JOEY?
Giltia says: ...SETO?!
Giltia disconnected at 9:56 PM.
Ceased connection with server.
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Horus: You think you know, but you have no idea. Anyway, this experiment ended with a twist: Joey blocked Seto, and Seto disconnected. Nice, huh? Anyway, these experiments go very well. And here's... Wait a minute, someone's PMing me...
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Horus says: What up?
Puzzled says: ...I know what you've been doing.
Horus says: Whaddayamean?
Puzzled says: You've been handling and monitoring chats and PM servers to watch us.
Horus says: ...
Puzzled says: You know I can actually Mind Crush people through computers? It's simple:
@#-´´[YéÕu764*bark[6&$$@\1|0‡êßðdoodooah!@##€@€#€¬€#|72f387g123e647b34a823r46hjfftflunk!Zoquete45342htththsfccpptkraaggh!bogot4huy74121115s¬¬¬€12|º\momoyo7'
*interference*
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Suddenly, a man appears in front of a giant TV with Horus' screen. The man starts speaking to us...
Clyde: This is just one of many cases that have been happened all over the web. There are alien forms on every chatroom, on every service, on every page. And they're spying you... and they spy lots of people like you. Wanna help? Send them a virus or 2, just like Yami did. I hope you had a good time, and see you next week in...
MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES of strange mysteries...
THE END
Horus: Stupid computer.
BLOOPERS FOR THIS EPISODE:
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* Egypt_Ruler slaps Bel_Um_Fal around with a big trout
Bel_Um_Fal hey what was that for?
Egypt_Ruler You've been acting like an ass lately.
* Death_God90237 * Notice how will boil a fight when someone adds a few spice...
*** Death_God90237 was disconnected by peer.
Horus: Damn.
Director: CUT! REDO!
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Horus: The first experiment of all is the chatroom full of people. Many of these people are unknown to you, and some of them are known – but you know- Damn! I screwed up!
Director: CUT!
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Horus: The first experiment of all is the chatroom full of people. Many of these people are unknown to you, and some of know- AGAIN?
Director: CUT!
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Horus: The first expreriment- Expreriment?
Director: CUT! Give him something to drink!
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Holodeck says: ... O_O
Giltia says: What's goin' on?
Holodeck says: JOEY?
Giltia says: ...SETO?!
@#-´´[YéÕu764*bark[6&$$@\1|0‡êßðdoodooah!@##€@€#€¬€#|72f387g123e647b34a823r46hjfftflunk!Zoquete45342htththsfccpptkraaggh!bogot4huy74121115s¬¬¬€12|º\momoyo7'
*interference*
Seto: JOOOOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYYY!
Director: CUT! Bring Norton!
Norton: I'm here!
Director: I meant the antivirus.
Norton: Oh well.
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Horus: You think you know, but you have no idea. Coming up next on MTV Diary...
Director: CUT! WTF?!
Horus: I ALWAYS wanted to do that!
Director: ¬_¬()
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* Death_God90237 * Notice how will boil a fight when someone adds a few spice...
* Bel_Um_Fal throws a big hammer at Egypt_Ruler
* Death_God90237 watches the hammer hit CelticGuardianofChaos 's head
* CelticGuardianofChaos dies *
Egypt_Ruler ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*** Death_God90237 was kicked by Death_God90237 (Too much spice, IMO)
Director: CUT! YUGI!
Yugi: Eheheheh...
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Clyde: This is just one of many cases that have been happened all over the web. There are alien forms on every chatroom, on every sevrice... Sevrice?!
Director: CUT!
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Horus says: What up?
Puzzled says: ...I know what you've been doing.
Horus says: Whaddayamean?
Puzzled says: You've been handling and monitoring chats and PM servers to watch us.
Horus says: ...
The connection is closed.
Director: DAMN! CUT!
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Mortos: This chapter was pretty short.
Anubis: How can we enlarge it, though?
Sekhmet: How about we show the world why each YGO episode has been made in a 6 month span?
Mortos, Anubis, and Horus: ???
Sekhmet: The bid load of bloopers.
M,A&H: Oh.
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YU-GI-OH! BLOOPERS
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(Author's Note: Some of this lines are retranslated from the show in Spanish. If you note that the lines are changed, that's why.)
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Scene: Yami pulls out the Black Luster Soldier
Yami: With you guys by my side, I was foolish for not trusting. Let's do it!
* Yami opens the door *
Pegasus' thoughts: Whoa! Such extreme power that I feel... What can it be?!
* loud ripping noise is heard *
Tristan and Croquet: Sorry...
Pegasus: That's it! That's the last time I clean my Millenium Eye with benzene!
Everyone else: ???
Director: CUT!
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Scene: Yami vs. Mai : Calling Kuriboh
Mai: My... the Attack of the Big Ball of Fur? That thing can't be useful for anything out of choking a cat.
Yami: Nah... It can be useful for many things, especially after watching this little show that inspired me much...
Everyone else: ???
Yami: Kuriboh! Use your Charm attack against the Harpy Ladies!
* Kuriboh acts cute in front of the HLs. Little pink hearts start floating around. *
Harpy Ladies: Oh! How KAWAII!!! ^_^
* The Harpy Ladies get hearty eyed and start glomping Kuriboh, who blushes infinitely *
Yami: Now your monsters won't be able to attack.
Mai sweatdrops and starts banging her side. Everyone facefaults.
Director: CUT! No more Pokémon attacks!
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Scene: Weeble throws Exodia to the ocean
Weeble: Say goodbye to Exodia! HAHAHAHA... Huh?
Yugi: Idiot. You threw out 5 of YOUR cards.
Weeble: NOOOOOOOOOO!
* Weeble jumps to the ocean, the drift pulls him away *
Weeble: HELP! HEEEEELP MEEEEE!
* Weeble sinks and drowns. *
Director: CUT! LIFESAVER! OFTALMOLOGIST!
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