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Mortos: Heya there. We just decided to cut you guys some slack and introduce some plot to the craziness-

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Mortos: Horus! What have I told ya about talking like an ad?

Horus: My, Mortos, let me have fun.

Mortos: Now for the serious stuff. This episode was dedicated for our great friend Godkarmachine O'inary, that 3 days after he retired from being a King of Death, died of a heart attack...

Enigmae: We'll miss you lots, Godkarmachine. I hope you rest in peace.

(The 5 Kings of Death keep a minute of silence)

CHAPTER 3: How it all ended and how this begun...

It all begins on the Turtle Game Shop. Solomon Motou, also known as Grandpa by Yugi, was cleaning up the shelves when suddenly, Yami, or a person we think is Yami, entered through the door. He looked different today, though. His golden locks now looked silver, and that odd purple shine over his hair was now a tealish blue. Also, his eyes were completely green... and the Millenium puzzle was missing?!

— Okay, Gramps, cut me some slack and give me the best cards you got. —

— Oh, hi Yami. Why do you want the best cards I got if you already have them? — answered the good old man, falling for it entirely.

— Listen, old geezer, give them up or... —

Instantly, a weird bracelet appeared on his left wrist. It was black and shined like metal. It had a weird symbol of a blue human eye, shedding a green tear. Five red stars surrounding the odd icon completed the piece.

— ...I'll grab them by myself. —

He grabbed Solomon by the neck using the left hand. Weird energy waves flowed from him to the fake Yami, who absorbed them all. Instantly, Solomon fell on the floor, unconscious. The fake Yami just watched his bracelet.

— And you're just better than I thought. —

He returned to his real shape, as Yami's image was a disguise. He looked like a normal kid. He had tealish blue hair combed to the back, and 2 locks in front, dyed silver. His green eyes looked eerily pleased as he felt the energy that flowed through him. He was wearing the uniform of the school Yugi goes to, so we could obviously know that he picked Yami's form there.

— Now, if that weird haired kid has the best cards this city can offer, I'll just wait... —

He then changed shape again. But now, he turned into Solomon.

— ...for my grandson to come. Heh heh heh heh heh... —

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Monday afternoon, almost 7:00 PM. Yugi and company were walking down the street to get to the Turtle Game Shop. Yugi was oddly tired.

— Are you sure you're OK, Yug? — asked Joey, with a worried face — The nurse said you should have stayed there and rest. We don't know why did you black out. —

— Don't worry, I'm fine. — answered Yugi, trying not to worry them.

Yugi walked one more step and crashed into a kid. He was pretty tall, a little more than Seto Kaiba was, if you need a reference. He had green hair spiked up and combed back, deep, blue eyes and marble-like skin. He wore the same uniform they did.

— I'm sorry! — said Yugi, trying to get up.

— Watch it you... Wait a minute, you're... OH MY GOD! —

Everyone was shocked as the new guy they ran into stared at Yugi in amazement.

— You're Yugi Motou, the King of Games! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! —

He got up and literally GRABBED AND LIFTED Yugi into the air with awe in his face.

— You're the one in the top, man! I'm your biggest fan! — said the green-haired kid, excitedly.

— Yeah, I'm in the top, but because you're lifting me up, — Yugi joked.

— Wha... Oh yeah, sorry for that. — Everyone except Saisyu and Yugi (because he was being lifted) facefaulted.

He let Yugi down.

— My name is Saisyu Yoshibuni. I'm planning on to build a deck and start playing. —

Yugi couldn't hesitate on advertising his grandfather.

— My grandfather owns a game shop. We're going there, so tag along if you want. —

— Neat! Thanks, man. —

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They entered the game shop. They were greeted by Solomon, who appeared to have died some of his hair blue and had deep, mysterious green eyes instead of the normal purple. Anyway, what other thing could it be than a bored 67-year-old man?

— Hello there, Yugi! What's been up? —

— Nothing. —

— It seems... — said "Solomon", weirdly analyzing the crew Yugi got behind him: Tea, Tristan, Joey, Ryou, and Saisyu.

When he got to Saisyu, both looks stared coldly at each other. Obviously, the kid in disguise knew Saisyu very well, and Saisyu suspected about the shell he was looking at. But it was so flawless, except for hair and eyes, that he didn't certainly know.

— Seems that you dragged a client along, didn't you Yugi? — "Solomon" changed his stare into a smile and got to the counter, ready to sell.

Saisyu got to the counter, and Yugi got to the back with everyone else.

— What's your name? — "Solomon" asked.

— Saisyu. Um, do you have, by any chance, Duel Monsters cards? —

— Of course! We got a wide variety of them! Come and see! —

"Solomon" pointed to his left, where lots of Duel Monsters cards were shown. Mostly, powerful ones.

Now Saisyu would have stared at them for awhile, but he noticed the bracelet that the fake Solomon had in the wrist he had lifted to show him.

Saisyu excused himself, saying that he had to ask Yugi for advice on the cards before buying them. "Solomon" just grinned and showed him the door to further inside.

"That grandfather disguise can't fool me. He's Eickhte," Saisyu thought.

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— Whoa... Whoa, yes, yes, YES! Aaah! —

Tea shouted in complete euphoria.

— I WON! —

Tristan almost throws the control to the floor. Tea had once again beat him in a game he mastered: Sonic Adventure 2 Battle.

— I can't believe it! She must have cheated! I'm the master on that game! — Tristan angered as he gobbled down more chips.

— Calm down, Tris. It's just a game! — Joey said, literally prying off the chip bowl off Tristan's hands.

Yugi was busy finishing homework. His friends were lucky to have no homework that day, but it wasn't his case. The Math teacher couldn't use the Gauss Curve, because a certain someone got a 100 (that certain someone being a kid called Shinto Mahagashisa), so they had to do an extra job to pull the grades up a little.

Just immediately after Joey finished all the chips, Saisyu got in.

— Hey guys, got any chips? —

— Nah, Joey finished them off. Like Tea finished me off. — Tristan was STILL depressed because of that one.

— DAMN IT TO HELL JOEY! LEAVE SOME CHIPS FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE! —

— Could you please cut it out? — said Yugi, annoyed — Some people have work to do here. —

— Sorry — everyone said. Saisyu continued: — Yugi, do ya think you can give me advice for the game when you finish? —

— Sure thing — said Yugi, picking up the eraser and rubbing off a mistake.

— Thanks man. —

"Solomon" showed up, and without saying anything, walked upstairs. Then, it was heard.

— Yugi, can you please come up for a second? —

— Sure, grandpa! — And Yugi got upstairs...

— Guys, do you know where the bathroom is? — Saisyu asked the 3 remaining. And as in a chorus, they said:

— Right down the hall next to the stairs, left door. —

And Saisyu rushed.

2 minutes later, he got out. But something was strange.

He approached to the door in front of him. He could hear muffled sounds coming from it.

He opened and saw a mop, a bucket, and a tied-up Solomon Motou.

— Holy sh**! —

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— So? What do you think? I look perfect, don't I? —

A mean looking Yugi talked to another Yugi, who was tied up and muffled on an empty closet.

— Nobody, and I mean it, NOBODY will suspect — the mean Yugi continued — that I am, really, Eickhte Hyundreide, the average joe of Domino Elementary. Now that I have the powers of this beauty, the Deity Form, and your Millenium Puzzle, my transformation is perfect. I have your image, your mind, and your life. Not even that guardian spirit of yours, Yami, will even think that you're dying here shut in this isolated closet. Because now, I'm Yugi Motou, the King of Games, and you're dead meat. —

Right about then, Saisyu, Solomon and Yugi's friends crossed the door. Eickhte closed the closet and asked them, in a perfect Yugi voice:

— Is there anything wrong? —

Saisyu didn't even think twice.

— You sonova... —

Saisyu launched himself against Eickhte and started beating him up.

— Wait! Saisyu! What are you doing? — said Tea.

— Get your hands off Yugi! — said Tristan, Joey and Solomon at the same time, going against Saisyu.

The aforementioned threw "Yugi" onto the bed and took the Millenium Puzzle off.

The transformation was immediate. Eickhte went back to his original self, now with no powers to support him. Saisyu's chest glowed, and a weird necklace, similar to the Millenium Ring, appeared.

— Do you think you deserve this? —

Saisyu grabbed the black bracelet and took it off. It appeared as if Eickhte suddenly lost color, like if he was on a black-and-white TV. He struggled to get the bracelet back, but he hadn't energy to lift him off the bed. He was hardly breathing.

— This would have happened, Eickhte, 24 hours after your perfect transformation. You were eating up all your energies with that disguise. But it would have been worse. You would have been dead. —

Eickhte was trying really hard to breathe, with no avail. He was choking.

Saisyu got a little box out. He opened it and passed it near Eickhte's nose. He then started coughing, and then he could breathe normally. But he was awfully tired.

— Nothing that wasabi can't cure. Now, Eickhte, your punishment will be black and white for the rest of your life. You'll see no color on anybody, and nobody will see color on you. I suggest not picking a job as an electrician. Now leave before I decide to end this the fast way. —

Despite his lack of energy, he just ran away as fast as his gray legs could carry him. The rest of the people there were astounded. They hadn't seen anything like that before.

Saisyu quickly opened the closet and untied Yugi. Yugi then fell down on Saisyu, hugging him as hard as he could, and breathing terribly fast, as if he just had gotten out of the water after 2 minutes in.

Saisyu just could say:

— Yugi, cut that out, you'll break me to pieces. —

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Yugi, Yami, Solomon, the 3 friends and Saisyu were sitting in the living room, admiring the 2 new items they had discovered:

The bracelet Eickhte had, in detail, was black with golden trimming. It had a more human-looking eye than the Eye of Horus on the Millenium Items, and it had a sapphire as an iris. It cried a green crystalline tear, and 5 red stars surrounded it in a circle. Looking at the bottom, it had a nice, finger-less black leather glove, with comfy cushion inner part.

— This is called the Deity Form, one of a pair of mittens of the same kind. Now, look at mine: —

It was a round, black metal bar, forming a circle. Inside was the crying eye symbol again, fitting the circle perfectly. It also had 7 red spikes hanging on the bottom part, each had a white star engraved on it. It was similar to the Millenium Ring. And I had said that before, hadn't I?

— This is the Deity Eye, one of the most powerful artifacts ever created. Passed down by my family. —

— OK, — said Yami curiously — but what are these? —

— These, — said Saisyu — are 2 of the 15 Deity Artifacts, created by a group of Egyptian people and English mages, a long time ago in the hidden catacombs in Ireland. If anyone gets to join the 15, he or she will get incredible power. I think they were based on the Millenium Items to create these. —

— Great, people copied the power of the Realm of Shadows. What's next, trying to rip off warp drive technology? — said Joey, obviously an Enterprise fan.

— Nah, — Saisyu said — next thing we'll see is Microsoft ripping off Kaiba holographic technology. Oh dear, let's pray for that not to happen. —

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Mortos: Whoo, that was a good one.

Horus: Also, let's say Happy Birthday to El Huesudo II, who just turned 16!

The 5 Kings together: YAY!

Anubis: We'd have bloopers, but this is a To Be Continued. So stay tuned for the next chapter!

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NEXT CHAPTER, ON FALLING DOMINO PIECES...:

Saisyu explains his heritage of the Deity Eye, and also, a new Deity artifact appears near, and dangers with it...

Stay tuned for Chapter 4: The Bare Facts!