HairballX

"Ok lets try this one more time," muttered Jubilee as she stood at Darek's door. They had gotten it repaired and Jubilee had offered to pay for it, but Andrew insisted not to worry about it. She banged on the door, as music once again blared from the room. Once the door opened, a wave of smoke came out.
"Is something on fire?" asked Jubilee alarmed as she entered.
"Oh baby I'm on fire."
Jubilee turned towards the bed. There Darek was sitting with a glass tube, smoking up who knows what. He had the largest grin you ever seen on his face.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me," muttered Jubilee. Yes this was the man he was suppose to turned into a academic wiz. Pray for her people.
"You know.. with my like totally heightened senses, this stuff is like three times stronger. Three times!" shouted Darek as he put out three fingers. Jubilee was slightly impressed that he could do hand movements in his current state. Jubilee quickly grabbed the glass tube and tossed it into the trash can. Darek gave a whimper.
"You took it away. Now why did you have to do that," said Darek as he actually grabbed Jubilee by the waist and snuggled with her. Yes snuggle, not fondle really or grope. But snuggle in a way that was so cute that it was just plain wrong.
"Ok come on Darek," said Jubilee as she pulled out of his grasp and pulled him out of his room by the arm. It was time to snap this guy out of his good mood, even if he wasn't as much of a jack ass now. She just had to find something that would shock him out of it. Now what could she use...

TenchiNacht

"I hadda Shower Jubes." Darek whined.
She turned the water on so cold it would make bobby shiver.
"Hightened sences." She stated simply as she push him in and slammed the plastic door behind him. She leaned against it as the wild boy inside raged. Jubilee smirked but it faded as two sets of claws pierced through the plastic on each side of her face. They retracted ever so slowly. She didn't move, all she heard was the water run. But felt a cold drop of water hit the top of her head. She slowly looked up to see Darrek on top of the shower. He landed right in front of her. Jubilee giggled at his soaked jeans and sneakers, his chest was pale from the cold. Her giggle stopped when she saw him smirking.
"Your turn." Her eyes went wide. He opened the shower door and shoved her in. She reached to turn the water off but found Darek hadn't just locked her in her had come in as well. He held her under the cold water by her elbows, so she couldn't get to the knobs.
"Let...bbb...me..blblb..GO DAREK!!"
"I'm having to much fun."

HairballX

The shocking cold water was starting to make her skin turn cold. Jubilee couldn't get a finger pointed to paf him with his hands holding her elbows. But her legs were free. She raised both feet to slam them on the wall. Then she pushed with all her strength, sending the both of them flying against the shower door which burst opened.
Thump!
Darek ended up falling on his back, with Jubilee ontop of him.
"Really babe if ya wanted to get this close you just had to ask," said Darek as he nuzzled her neck. It seemed the recent cold shower didn't stop Jubilee's face from turning tomato red.
"Drop dead," growled Jubilee as she elbowed him then quickly got up. She left the bathroom while thinking just how impossible this was going to be. She'd have a better chance of helping Wolvie do homework.
What she needed was a plan of action. Threats of bodily harm and pleas wouldn't work with him. She had to try something else.
"Karry?" called out Jubilee as she walked down the hallway.
"Whats up?"
Jubilee turned to find her three feet away. The little sneak.
"What would you say would be the one item in his room that Darek values most?" asked Jubilee sweetly. A plan was starting to form in her mind.
"Oh thats easy, his stack of playboys under his bed," said Karry.
"Why am I not surprised," muttered Jubilee as she headed back to Darek's room. Luckily the young Feral hadn't come back there yet and the door was still open. Jubilee quickly searched under the bed. Yep there was a stack of playboy with a bottle of whiskey, a megaphone, and a spike dog collar. Jubile ssooo did not want to know what the spike dog collar was for.
With a grunt Jubilee grabbed the playboys from under the bed and pulled them out. She carried them in her arms out of the room. And there was Darek in the hallway with his eyes narrowing at her.
"What.. are.. you doing?" growled Darek. Jubilee gave her most innocent smile as she took a step back.
"You know with just a thought I can burn these into ashes," said Jubilee and that seemed to stop Darek in mid step as he was about to approach her.
"Now we're going to do an award system. For each homework assignment you finish, you get a playboy magazine. So I suggest you get cracking," said Jubilee before backing away a few steps and heading towards the attic. She kept glancing behind her because she knew Darek wouldn't be above trying to tackle her from behind.
"Achoo!"
"Great that stupid shower gave me a cold," muttered Jubilee as she rubbed her nose.

Oh well, how bad can a cold be? So I'll just be sneezing for a while.