Falling Domino Pieces Chapter 7: Phoney Calls, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

DISCLAIMER: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! and any other movie, book or any copyrighted stuff I mention or mock in this fic. Don't sue us, or we'll countersue your arse.

Mortos: Hello there! Welcome to our random chapter number... 4?

Horus: Doesn't matter. Let's, however, congratulate our guest co-author: Yami Han Solo!

(Yami Han Solo comes out of the door.)

Mortos, Anubis, and Enigmae: Yami Han Solo?

Sekhmet: Hee hee hee...

Horus: Yes, Yami Han Solo.

M, A&E: Since when has Han Solo had a Yami?

Horus: Since he got the Millenium Falcon.

M, A&E: *facefault*

Sekhmet: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CHAPTER 7: Phoney Calls

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8:30 PM.

Mokuba's bath time.

A big lake-looking bathtub. More like a pool.

The steam from the hot water fills the air, warming up the place.

Mokuba is in.

He was laying on the low floor of the tub, resting his hands on the edge. His long hair fell down his left shoulder.

He looked really depressed.

Seto leaned against the doorway. He watched Mokuba from the sides of his eyes.

Mokuba had sighed for what seemed to be the 7th time in there.

Seto was worried.

He felt a gentle vibration in his waist. He took the cellphone and answered quietly.

— Yes? —

|| Hello, Mr. Kaiba. Just reminding you of the meeting with Doctors Jay and Aki tomorrow at 8:00. And bring your best suit, because you have a dinner with Professor Hikari and Doctor Cossack at 9:00. ||

(A/N: These 4 characters are from Gundam Wing, Medabots and Megaman Battle Network, respectively.)

— Yes. I will attend. —

|| See you soon. ||

He closed his cellphone and returned it to his case. He looked at Mokuba once again. He had noticed he was looking at him while he answered the call, and he was way more depressed than before.

He knew what happened with Mokuba. He was bored way further than hell.

Seto was always busy with meetings and dinners and stuff like that. The rest of the time he used to work on his new VR game. So hanging out with Mokuba was the least thing he had time to.

And he wasn't allowed to go out, because the strange attacks that had occurred lately had them on the verge of paranoia.

He had to do something. But he knew Mokuba liked surprises and that this was such a good opportunity to earn points back from him. The least thing he wanted was his brother hating him!

He had been stranded on the middle of his thoughts for what seemed to be the rest of the hour. The clock indicated 9:00 PM.

He walked over to Mokuba with a towel in his hands. He grabbed his brother by the sides, getting him out of the pool, and then he dried him up.

— I can do it by myself, brother. —

— I know, Mokuba, but you seemed not to be in the mood to move at all. And it's my turn, remember? —

— Yes. — Mokuba still had that glum face of boredom.

— Go get ready to go to sleep. —

Mokuba, obeying his brother, left to the small locker room outside. Seto watched him leave.

When he was completely out, he took his clothes off (no, the camera's looking to Seto's FEET, OK?) and dipped into the still hot water.

— Aaah... This is relaxing. I wonder what do that doctors want to do now... Sell me Gundanium or trying to convince me to buy fiberglass wiring again... Anyway... —

He grabbed his cellphone and pressed a few numbers...

— Hello. Is this the Turtle Game Shop? It's me, Kaiba. No, don't hang me up, Solomon. Please. In both senses. I need to talk to Yugi. Thanks. —

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9:30 PM

The doorbell rings, Seto yells he'll take it.

Mokuba lied on his bed, trying to sleep. Not anymore, it seems, since the doorbell had woken him up.

He rolled around in his bed. He was doomed to stay awake. And staying awake meant boredom. He sighed once more.

He wished that, at least once, he could have fun again...

— Mokuba, are you... "visible"? —

— Yeah, why? — Mokuba said, knowing what his brother meant.

— Someone's here to see you. He'll stay overnight. —

Mokuba didn't expect that. He turned around to see the door. And there, standing with a cute smile and his PJs on, was...

— Yugi! —

11:00 PM

— Have you ever received a fruitcake in Christmas? — asked Yami, sitting on a couch.

— Yeah. I sent mine to Pegasus — said Seto, sipping his coffee.

— What? You encourage cannibalism? — said Yami, and Seto laughed at the comment.

— Well I sent mine to Shaadi — said Yami, taking a sip as well. Of his own coffee, of course.

— What? — said Shaadi, sitting elsewhere — You mean that rat poison box? —

— Rat poison? — both Seto and Yami said.

— Well, it kills the rats the same — said Shaadi, sending the other 2 to the floor, laughing.

* CLICK! *

Laughing stopped as they heard a phone being hanged up. They ran to Mokuba's room.

As they got there, they saw Yugi taking hold of the speaker.

— Just what do you think you're doing? — said Seto.

— Err... — Neither Mokuba nor Yugi were able to answer.

— You were making prank calls, didn't you? — continued Seto.

Busted!

— Well, yes — answered Mokuba.

— Why didn't you tell us? — both Seto and Yami said, sitting down on the floor.

Insert facefaults from Yugi and Mokuba here.

Yami took the speaker and dialed a random number.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

— Would you answer that phone, Duo? —

— Yes Quatre — Duo said, lifting the speaker.

|| Hello. Is your clock dirty? ||

— As a matter of fact, no. —

|| What a shame. We were gonna offer you something really nice. ||

— ...What? —

|| To clean your clock. ||

* Hang up *

— My god, what a bad pun — Duo said, getting back to fix his Gundam.

— My god, what a bad pun — Seto said, getting hold of the speaker. He dialed, once again, a random number.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

— I'll get it — Lina said.

|| Hello. Do you have turtle necks? ||

— Yeah, why? —

|| I'd like an order of 2 turtle necks with cream cheese, please. ||

Lina hanged up, spooked.

— Who was it? — Xelloss said.

— I dunno, some weirdo — said Lina.

— My turn — said Shaadi, getting hold of the speaker and dialing another random number.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Ikki answered.

|| Hello. I'd like a large pepperoni pizza... ||

— Sorry, wrong number — Ikki said, hanging up.

— Who was it? — said Metabee, leaving his newspaper reading for awhile.

Ikki resumed to put on his PJs. The phone ringed, once again.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Ikki answered.

|| Hello. I'd like a large pepperoni pizza... ||

— Sorry, wrong number — Ikki said, annoyed, hanging up.

— Don't tell me. Again? — said Metabee.

— Yes — said Ikki.

Guess what happened next...

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Ikki answered.

|| Hello. I'd like a large pepperoni pizza... ||

— Stop it, this is a wrong number, OK? — Ikki yelled, hanging up.

— I smell a prank call — said Metabee.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Ikki answered.

|| Hello. I'd like... ||

— GO TO HELL, MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! — Ikki said, hanging up.

|| GO TO HELL, MOTHERFUCKING BITCH! * CLICK! * ||

Major laughter.

— MY turn — said Mokuba, dialing some numbers. Someone answered.

— Hello. We're taking a survey... —

|| QUIÉN CHINGADOS ES? CONTÉSTAME! SÉ QUE ESTA ES UNA PINCHE LLAMADA DE BROMA! VAS A VER! TENGO IDENTIFICADOR DE LLAMADAS! SÉ QUE ERES MOKUBA KAIBA! TE VOY A MATAR, HIJO DE- ||

Mokuba hung up, quickly.

— Who was it? — said Yugi.

— Mexican Mokuba hater — said Mokuba.

Everyone got spooked.

Yugi grabbed the phone and dialed.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

— Please answer! — Touya said.

— OK! — Sakura answered, as she picked up the phone.

|| This is SoundCorp. We're gathering sound effects. Can you please do like a sheep? ||

— Baaaaa — Sakura said, imitating a sheep.

|| Well you can call that a mating call, but I'm still not having sex with you! * CLICK! * ||

— Hoe? —

Major laughter.

— Who's next? —

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Mokuba answered. It was Malik.

|| Hello! Is Yugi there? ||

— Yes, why? —

|| HA! I knew it! You 2 have an affair! ||

— Wha... Hey! I didn't- —

|| LISTEN EVERYONE! MOKUBA IS HAVING SEX WITH YU- ||

Mokuba hung up.

— Remind me to kill Malik — he said.

— Yes — Yugi said, and they got menacing looking smiles each, as they laughed.

— I know now who's gonna find a horse head in his hotel bed — said Yami, scared.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

— Answer please! — said Jenrya.

— OK — said Terriermon, coughing and saying "Hello". Yes, the voice was faked perfectly.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Terriermon answered. He had Jenrya's voice.

— Hello? —

|| Hi there. We're making a test. Please press 090. ||

Terriermon did so.

A child chorus was heard.

|| YOU ARE AN IDIOT! HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA! ||

Terriermon now was faking Belzeemon's voice.

— Listen up, you motherfucking asshole! I know who you are and I know where you live, Yami Motou! Get ready to feel my WRATH! —

Nobody answered. A hang up sound was heard.

— They always fall for that. —

— Who was it? — asked Jenrya, getting out of what seemed to be the bathroom with a towel around his waist.

— YuGiOh cast making prank calls again — said Terriermon.

— Oh — said Jenrya, as he entered his closet.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Pegasus answered.

|| Hello. We're making a survey. Can you answer these questions? ||

— No — he said.

|| Great! Question 1: What's your favorite color of these? Red: 1. Pink: 2. Orange: 3. Yellow: 4. Green: 5. Blue: 6. Purple: 7. Black: 8. White: 9. None of them: 0. ||

Pegasus pressed 1.

|| You have chosen the color 2, pink. ||

— But that's not what I... —

|| Question 2: What sex are you? Male: 1. Female: 2. Genderless: 3. Gay: 4. ||

Pegasus pressed 1.

|| You answered 4, gay. ||

— What in the- —

|| Question 3: Which of these celebrities you admire most? Ryouuji Otogi: 1. Maximillian Pegasus: 2. Seto Kaiba: 3. ||

Pegasus pressed 2.

|| You have chosen Seto Kaiba. ||

— No! I chose ME! —

Pegasus pressed 2 various times.

|| You have chosen Seto Kaiba. ||

— AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! —

He hung up.

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Mewtwo answered. He had a hard time to hold the speaker with 3 fingers... even if one was opposable.

— Hello? —

|| Hi there. Just to remind you to pay your phone service. ||

— But I paid last week! —

|| We have no payment registered from you. Maybe you'll have to pay again. ||

— Yeah, right, Shaadi. I know it's you. Stop bothering me, OK? —

|| Consider this a payback for disrupting the dimensions. I couldn't sleep that night. ||

— Like I cared. —

|| See you in the Shadow Realm, ass. ||

A hang up sound was heard.

Mewtwo started to ponder about a cold front in Egypt, but...

* RIIIIIIIIING! *

Mewtwo answered again.

|| Don't even THINK about it. * CLICK! * ||

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12:45 AM.

Seto saw Mokuba. He was sound asleep aside Yugi. He patted him in the head and got out of the room. He had to sleep as well. He had 3 meetings and a dinner the next day.

Yami and Seto said goodbye to each other and Yami got on his way to his soul room in the Puzzle. Shaadi just vanished through the floor, as he likes to do.

Seto got to his bedroom, and fell asleep.

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Horus: Hope you like.

Mortos: 'Cause we got, what? 7 plot chapters in a row?

Enigmae: No, I think they'll be 9. Oh no...

Horus & Mortos: What?

Enigmae: That reduces our time on air. We're not gonna get paid.

Mortos: We can dig our way in the beginning and the end of each chapter, you know?

Horus and Enigmae: True!

Mortos: Anyway, stay tuned for our "The Crown Ordeal" another universe saga, 3 chapters long!