A Hey Arnold

Disclaimer: I don't own Hey Arnold.

Bob was patrolling the streets when all of a sudden he came up against Mr. Hyunhe. "How do you do?" Mr. H. asked the young lad. POW! The old play innocent act than smack the nice adult over the head trick. Bob took the bloody board and dumped it in a garbage can. He repeativeley beat up Mr. H till he looked American. Than he dumped his body in a ditch.(Notice how everyone lands in a ditch?) After Arnold got home. The boarder house family was in despair. "Mr. Hyune did not come home." Mr. K said. (Kacashka) "What!!" said Arnold. I just saw him at Mr. Green's. I'm gotta Gerald!."

"YO man that's pretty bad. Fuzzy Slippers said there was a big guy patrolling the streets. Our streets!." "Arrg how I hate those Curly men!" Arnold yelled. "We're going to find this kid and make him pay!"

The Next day... ''Mr.Hyune's POV: Man how those guys got me. I hope arnold's crew messes them up good. I'd like to see some justice around here. Oh how my arms hurt. End of POV. Normal story: Arnold and his crew were also patroling the neighborhood. Patrolling for crooks. They saw some guy looking at a trash can funny. So they beat him up and made him eat the trash can. Than you guessed it, threw him in a ditch. "ARG ANOTHER ONE OF MY HENCHEMEN FOILED AGAIN!!! I'M GOING TO GET YOU ARNOLD. YOU AND THAT HELGA AND GERALD!!*explicited words*"

The next day: Bob was waiting out side of P.S 118. He saw Mr. Wartz. "COME HERE!" Bob yelled at Mr. Wartz "AAHHH" Mr.Wartz screamed like a girl. He got away. But he had to swallow his pride as he was running away. "Damn the fat one got away. But I'll find out where he lives and give him an ass whomping in his sleep. Than I'll steal his pets and mail them to Afghanistan!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "Oh you think so eh?" Stinky snuck up beside him."You won't be mailing pets anywhere as long as I'm around. Put up your dukes!" "You fool!" Bob said to the taller guy with the huge nose. *BAM* Bob took a kick to the gut. *punch* Stinky took a punch to shoulder. *push* Bob took a push down. *KABLAMM!! Stinky took a bullet to the leg. "Haha! you thought you could mess with me. Well your leg prooves other wise!". Stinky was down. "Dont worry Stinky. We'll get those guys!" Arnold said to his friend while his friend was in the hospital.

Than they walked out.. End of chapter