Kefka: Chapter 11 - Bankruptcy...hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Samus: NOT!
Chapter 11: The Unsanctioned Planet
Excelsion landed on the planet that was given the name
Green by those who had been there. Even though the
people of that world had called it Earth. Several of
the Federation diplomats, all of which had been to that
planet to talk about joining the Federation because of
it being in a semi-developed state, had heard the people
of Green call their world Earth. They had no idea on
who would represent the planet though.
Keaton, out of sheer luck, or his 'sense of politics' as
he called it, had gone to West City and met the wealthiest
family on the planet, and the contribution to Green's state
of semi-development, (meaning space travel is possible but
not commonplace.) the Briefs. The meeting had been arranged
to take place in three weeks, and anyone from Green was more
than welcome to stay until the meeting. The daughter had
agreed to this, while her father wanted to stay back and
continue to work on a prototype spaceship based on a pod that
had crashed almost 20-25 years ago. She had thought of also
inviting a few other people along.
"Excuse me, young lady, but may I ask your name?" Keaton had
asked the daughter of Mr. Breifs.
"Oh. It's Bulma. And let's see...who did I want to come
along? Oh yes!" She puts her left fist into the other hand.
"Goku and Chi-Chi! I'm sure that they won't mind going with
me! Krillin, too..." 'And that pervert, Roshi, also...I'll
just appeal to his "studliness" by saying that there will be
lots of other women out there. Yamcha...' Bulma shakes her
head. "Naw, not Yamcha. He's been a real jerk last week."
"You have everyone in mind?" Bulma procures a capsule and
clicks the button on the top.
"Yep." She throws the capsule to the ground and it bursts
into a big cloud of smoke. After the smoke clears, a plane
stands gleaming in the sunlight and yellow paint, with the
Capsule Corp. logo emblazeoned on both sides. She climbs
into the seat and looks at Keaton. "I won't be but a few
hours, so hold tight, okay?" Keaton shrugs.
"Fine with me. I'd like to see what all your father has
made, anyway." Mrs. Breifs walks up to the scene and sees
Bulma take off, while still holding her tea tray.
"Oh! Then he can tell you all about our advents over tea!"
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The mission was successful, the X were finally dealt with,
and as an added bonus, the Imperial Family of Icers, a
member of the planet trade, was put out of commission. Samus
couldn't have been more satisfied by this. Royce was under
treatment for her injury and the others were safe. And the
mad scientist that made the X was going to be executed in the
scrapper, she had also hoped.
Her thoughts of victory were dragged back to her as Hardy was
receiving a message from Keaton.
"You were right in asking me about sanctioning this planet.
There are some rather amazing things here. Oh, yes...I've
just got to tell you what all I've seen when we get back!
Bulma should be here any moment with an envoy for her
representation."
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Bulma was a bit agitated because of some of her company.
When Krillin had asked if Yamcha was coming along, she
got mad at his insistence. Piccolo had followed Goku
all the way to West City by himself, saying that he
didn't want Goku to leave until he could settle the
score. Bulma had also discovered that Goku had a son,
Gohan, as did everyone else aboard the plane. Goku,
being his thick-headed and innocent, yet still brilliant
Saiya-jin self, asked Piccolo to come along when he had
heard about the Federation Tournament of Fighters from
Keaton, who probably blabbed about it on purpose, since
most of who were coming along were martial artists.
Piccolo accepted and the group that was from Green filed
onto the ship, followed by Keaton.
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Off on the planet Frieza, several thousands of Frieza's
men, even all the Ginyus that Freiza hired, were
celebrating the crippling blow to the planet trade.
Freiza, along with his family, was killed by the Metroids,
and the most infamous bounty hunter in the galaxy, Samus
Aran. This piqued the interest of three Saiya-jin warriors
that were under Frieza's service. They had climbed into
three pods and flew off to Alpha Centauri, where Aku'Hokky
said that the Federation Tournament of Fighters was.
"Hey...Vegeta...what do you think we'll do when we get
there?" A short humanoid wearing blue full-body spandex
and white armor looks in the direction of another pod.
"I have no idea. Maybe we'll just look for these Metroids
and challenge them to battle." The third one pipes in.
"I say we go for that chick!" The short one gets a funny
look and the one in the pod on the left responds.
"That chick?"
"You know! That chick! (Taking off of Baku from FF9) The one
who creamed the space pirates and Frieza's grandfather like
they were nothing!" The left one looks out the window of the
pod.
"Oh...THAT chick...you mean Sammos...Samoos...uh..." The short
one looks toward both pods and sits back.
"Samus Aran, you oaf. Personally, if she defeated Artic, then
she's not one to trifle with. She way outclasses us. Now,
can we please keep the chatter to a minimum, we're still hot in
Ginyu territory, and I don't want the Elite 5 spotting us!"
"Sorry, Vegeta." The other two reply as the three race off out
of the borders of the planet trade and spot the 'Pork Roast'.
"Hmm...maybe a little rendezvous wouldn't hurt..." Vegeta and
the other two turn course and head for the 'Pork Roast', flying
toward the docking bay.
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Samus and the others had been alerted to the presence of the
three pods approaching, which after being hailed said that
they weren't going to attack, although the ship might get
damaged because of the landing. They had borne witness
to all three hitting the ground, bouncing once, and hitting
the ground again, skidding into an inflatable wall that
Hardy ordered set up. Once the wall was deflated, the pods
opened. Vegeta was the first one to step out.
"Nappa! Radditz!" Samus watched as two burly men, one a
foot taller than the other, and each having a wild contrast
of hair. (Nappa bald with a mustache, and Radditz having hair
that was black but as big as though he was SSJ3.) Samus turns
her glance to Vegeta.
"...Who are you then, Shorty?" Vegeta takes a step back.
He was insulted and enraged, but didn't dare attack. His
Scouter had picked up that the power level of Samus was
around 20 times his...too bad he didn't know that it was
Samus.
"How dare you! I'm Vegeta, Prince of the Saiya-jins! And
I'm not short! They're just taller!" Samus walks forward
and sees that Vegeta is half-a-head shorter than her.
"If you're smaller 'n me, you're short." Vegeta's pale
face went scarlet.
"I'M NOT SHORT!" Nappa tries to stifle a laugh.
"Laugh it up, you stupid-" Samus puts a hand on Vegeta's
shoulder.
"That's enough, Vegeta. I was only pulling your tail,
and from the looks of it, that hurt." Vegeta gives a
funny look in the direction of Nappa and Radditz and
whirls around to see the business end of Samus' Power
Suit aimed at his head.
"Uh...okay, fine, touch me all you want, then. But
don't call me sho-oh!" Samus grabs Vegeta by the hand
and leads him to the bridge. Nappa and Radditz follow
at a distance where Vegeta couldn't hear them laughing
at the situation that he got himself into. Hardy
looks at Samus holding Vegeta, and turns to walk toward
the two of them.
"Ah, welcome aboard the 'Pork Roast'! I'm the commander
of this ship, Chief of Police, James Hardy!" Vegeta
looks at Hardy in bewildered irritation.
"And you're fat, so what?" Hardy smiles.
"That all you could think of? 'Fat' is a compliment to the
students of Kar-Umo." Vegeta's anger drained into fear.
Now he knew how they could possibly defeat the Icers.
Kar-Umo was the art of the 'Undefeated Of The Center', Ocho
Heidegger of Centra. This was the 'fatzo' that Aku'Hokky
said defeated him and won the last Federation Tournament of
Fighters. But Aku'Hokky wasn't half as insulted by his loss
as he was at Hardy plagarizing his attack as the 'Aku-Hardy
Special'. This fat guy was no one to mess with, either.
"...Just how many powerful fighters are -in- the Federation?!"
Hardy looks at Vegeta.
"Me. Samus. Ryu. Houston...uh...Kefka..." Vegeta turned
white as a bleached sheet. This was VERY bad news. The Kefka
was there.
"Th-th-th-th-th-The Kefka?!" Moments later, Kefka Apparates
onto the scene.
"I hear my naaame? Who caaalled?" Vegeta tore away from
Samus just as Nappa and Radditz entered, watching Vegeta
run away screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THE KEFKA!!!!" Nappa turns around,
Kefka folds her arms.
"Well, if that isn't the rudest...wait, that was Vegeta. I
scared him witless when he was 7, and he hasn't forgotten."
Nappa and Radditz fall over a pair of crates, as they were
laughing about that so much that they didn't pay attention
to where they were going. Samus looks at the both of them
and helps Nappa up.
"That scene's one for my video scrapbook."
Samus: NOT!
Chapter 11: The Unsanctioned Planet
Excelsion landed on the planet that was given the name
Green by those who had been there. Even though the
people of that world had called it Earth. Several of
the Federation diplomats, all of which had been to that
planet to talk about joining the Federation because of
it being in a semi-developed state, had heard the people
of Green call their world Earth. They had no idea on
who would represent the planet though.
Keaton, out of sheer luck, or his 'sense of politics' as
he called it, had gone to West City and met the wealthiest
family on the planet, and the contribution to Green's state
of semi-development, (meaning space travel is possible but
not commonplace.) the Briefs. The meeting had been arranged
to take place in three weeks, and anyone from Green was more
than welcome to stay until the meeting. The daughter had
agreed to this, while her father wanted to stay back and
continue to work on a prototype spaceship based on a pod that
had crashed almost 20-25 years ago. She had thought of also
inviting a few other people along.
"Excuse me, young lady, but may I ask your name?" Keaton had
asked the daughter of Mr. Breifs.
"Oh. It's Bulma. And let's see...who did I want to come
along? Oh yes!" She puts her left fist into the other hand.
"Goku and Chi-Chi! I'm sure that they won't mind going with
me! Krillin, too..." 'And that pervert, Roshi, also...I'll
just appeal to his "studliness" by saying that there will be
lots of other women out there. Yamcha...' Bulma shakes her
head. "Naw, not Yamcha. He's been a real jerk last week."
"You have everyone in mind?" Bulma procures a capsule and
clicks the button on the top.
"Yep." She throws the capsule to the ground and it bursts
into a big cloud of smoke. After the smoke clears, a plane
stands gleaming in the sunlight and yellow paint, with the
Capsule Corp. logo emblazeoned on both sides. She climbs
into the seat and looks at Keaton. "I won't be but a few
hours, so hold tight, okay?" Keaton shrugs.
"Fine with me. I'd like to see what all your father has
made, anyway." Mrs. Breifs walks up to the scene and sees
Bulma take off, while still holding her tea tray.
"Oh! Then he can tell you all about our advents over tea!"
----------------------
The mission was successful, the X were finally dealt with,
and as an added bonus, the Imperial Family of Icers, a
member of the planet trade, was put out of commission. Samus
couldn't have been more satisfied by this. Royce was under
treatment for her injury and the others were safe. And the
mad scientist that made the X was going to be executed in the
scrapper, she had also hoped.
Her thoughts of victory were dragged back to her as Hardy was
receiving a message from Keaton.
"You were right in asking me about sanctioning this planet.
There are some rather amazing things here. Oh, yes...I've
just got to tell you what all I've seen when we get back!
Bulma should be here any moment with an envoy for her
representation."
----------------------
Bulma was a bit agitated because of some of her company.
When Krillin had asked if Yamcha was coming along, she
got mad at his insistence. Piccolo had followed Goku
all the way to West City by himself, saying that he
didn't want Goku to leave until he could settle the
score. Bulma had also discovered that Goku had a son,
Gohan, as did everyone else aboard the plane. Goku,
being his thick-headed and innocent, yet still brilliant
Saiya-jin self, asked Piccolo to come along when he had
heard about the Federation Tournament of Fighters from
Keaton, who probably blabbed about it on purpose, since
most of who were coming along were martial artists.
Piccolo accepted and the group that was from Green filed
onto the ship, followed by Keaton.
----------------------
Off on the planet Frieza, several thousands of Frieza's
men, even all the Ginyus that Freiza hired, were
celebrating the crippling blow to the planet trade.
Freiza, along with his family, was killed by the Metroids,
and the most infamous bounty hunter in the galaxy, Samus
Aran. This piqued the interest of three Saiya-jin warriors
that were under Frieza's service. They had climbed into
three pods and flew off to Alpha Centauri, where Aku'Hokky
said that the Federation Tournament of Fighters was.
"Hey...Vegeta...what do you think we'll do when we get
there?" A short humanoid wearing blue full-body spandex
and white armor looks in the direction of another pod.
"I have no idea. Maybe we'll just look for these Metroids
and challenge them to battle." The third one pipes in.
"I say we go for that chick!" The short one gets a funny
look and the one in the pod on the left responds.
"That chick?"
"You know! That chick! (Taking off of Baku from FF9) The one
who creamed the space pirates and Frieza's grandfather like
they were nothing!" The left one looks out the window of the
pod.
"Oh...THAT chick...you mean Sammos...Samoos...uh..." The short
one looks toward both pods and sits back.
"Samus Aran, you oaf. Personally, if she defeated Artic, then
she's not one to trifle with. She way outclasses us. Now,
can we please keep the chatter to a minimum, we're still hot in
Ginyu territory, and I don't want the Elite 5 spotting us!"
"Sorry, Vegeta." The other two reply as the three race off out
of the borders of the planet trade and spot the 'Pork Roast'.
"Hmm...maybe a little rendezvous wouldn't hurt..." Vegeta and
the other two turn course and head for the 'Pork Roast', flying
toward the docking bay.
----------------------
Samus and the others had been alerted to the presence of the
three pods approaching, which after being hailed said that
they weren't going to attack, although the ship might get
damaged because of the landing. They had borne witness
to all three hitting the ground, bouncing once, and hitting
the ground again, skidding into an inflatable wall that
Hardy ordered set up. Once the wall was deflated, the pods
opened. Vegeta was the first one to step out.
"Nappa! Radditz!" Samus watched as two burly men, one a
foot taller than the other, and each having a wild contrast
of hair. (Nappa bald with a mustache, and Radditz having hair
that was black but as big as though he was SSJ3.) Samus turns
her glance to Vegeta.
"...Who are you then, Shorty?" Vegeta takes a step back.
He was insulted and enraged, but didn't dare attack. His
Scouter had picked up that the power level of Samus was
around 20 times his...too bad he didn't know that it was
Samus.
"How dare you! I'm Vegeta, Prince of the Saiya-jins! And
I'm not short! They're just taller!" Samus walks forward
and sees that Vegeta is half-a-head shorter than her.
"If you're smaller 'n me, you're short." Vegeta's pale
face went scarlet.
"I'M NOT SHORT!" Nappa tries to stifle a laugh.
"Laugh it up, you stupid-" Samus puts a hand on Vegeta's
shoulder.
"That's enough, Vegeta. I was only pulling your tail,
and from the looks of it, that hurt." Vegeta gives a
funny look in the direction of Nappa and Radditz and
whirls around to see the business end of Samus' Power
Suit aimed at his head.
"Uh...okay, fine, touch me all you want, then. But
don't call me sho-oh!" Samus grabs Vegeta by the hand
and leads him to the bridge. Nappa and Radditz follow
at a distance where Vegeta couldn't hear them laughing
at the situation that he got himself into. Hardy
looks at Samus holding Vegeta, and turns to walk toward
the two of them.
"Ah, welcome aboard the 'Pork Roast'! I'm the commander
of this ship, Chief of Police, James Hardy!" Vegeta
looks at Hardy in bewildered irritation.
"And you're fat, so what?" Hardy smiles.
"That all you could think of? 'Fat' is a compliment to the
students of Kar-Umo." Vegeta's anger drained into fear.
Now he knew how they could possibly defeat the Icers.
Kar-Umo was the art of the 'Undefeated Of The Center', Ocho
Heidegger of Centra. This was the 'fatzo' that Aku'Hokky
said defeated him and won the last Federation Tournament of
Fighters. But Aku'Hokky wasn't half as insulted by his loss
as he was at Hardy plagarizing his attack as the 'Aku-Hardy
Special'. This fat guy was no one to mess with, either.
"...Just how many powerful fighters are -in- the Federation?!"
Hardy looks at Vegeta.
"Me. Samus. Ryu. Houston...uh...Kefka..." Vegeta turned
white as a bleached sheet. This was VERY bad news. The Kefka
was there.
"Th-th-th-th-th-The Kefka?!" Moments later, Kefka Apparates
onto the scene.
"I hear my naaame? Who caaalled?" Vegeta tore away from
Samus just as Nappa and Radditz entered, watching Vegeta
run away screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THE KEFKA!!!!" Nappa turns around,
Kefka folds her arms.
"Well, if that isn't the rudest...wait, that was Vegeta. I
scared him witless when he was 7, and he hasn't forgotten."
Nappa and Radditz fall over a pair of crates, as they were
laughing about that so much that they didn't pay attention
to where they were going. Samus looks at the both of them
and helps Nappa up.
"That scene's one for my video scrapbook."