Disclaimer: Let's make this short. I don't own Diablo.
This isn't a very long story, just something to explain what happened after the 3 Prime Evils were abolished. And remember, "" means speaking, '' means thought, and "''" means quoting something while talking. Understand?
The seven heroes stood in the silent, hollow room of the Pandemonium Fortress. Even though there was a large fireplace with a large fire.No warmth came. At last Tyreal spoke through his hood, "You have done amazing feats. Who would've thought that mere mortals could vanquish all three Prime evils! Mortals so pathetic, small, weak, scrawny, helple-"Enough already!" Interrupted the Necromancer from the arch angel's very descriptive description of them, "What's our reward!?" For once the gallant Tyreal seemed a bit taken back, "Err, Reward? Um, you all get reserved spots in heaven!" Now the Paladin seemed confused, "But Lord Tyreal! I have been holy, good, humble, and trustworthy all my life! Surely I could've been given this reward without going through the effort of destroying the Evils!" Tyreal dwindled his thumbs and desperately tried to think of something, "Um, Remember that strip club you went too!?" The Paladin seemed even more confused, "Oh, you must not remember from all the ALCHOHOL you were consuming! Sin, sin, sin! Why, your lucky I even let you stand foot in this hall!" The paladin immediately bowed, "Thank you Lord Tyreal, I beg for forgiveness." Tyreal smiled, 'Heh, heh, sucker!'
But soon the rest of the heroes overwhelmed him, "I haven't done anything bad!" Cried the Sorceress, "Sin? That isn't even in my vocabulary!" Replied the Druid, "How could you think of me being noddy!?" Replied a stunned Assassin, "Well.there was that time when I accidentally stepped on that." Trailed off a clueless Barbarian, "I've done nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Insisted the Amazon, "You full of shit, Angel-boy." Muttered the Necromancer. Tyreal sweated rapidly, he had to think of something! "Um, don't you understand the reward I'm giving you? I'm saying you can do bad things, yet STILL get into heaven!" The group was very confused, except for the Necromancer. Who had a small grin.
Gheed quivered in fear, and tried to back a way. But his back hit the wall. Nowhere to go. The thin shadow loomed over him. The Necromancer had his grin on, and he cracked his bony knuckles, "'Not in town'. 'I can't do that here'. Remember that Gheed? Well, not any more.
Gheed screamed, and screamed.
A/N: Well, that's it. Please review.
This isn't a very long story, just something to explain what happened after the 3 Prime Evils were abolished. And remember, "" means speaking, '' means thought, and "''" means quoting something while talking. Understand?
The seven heroes stood in the silent, hollow room of the Pandemonium Fortress. Even though there was a large fireplace with a large fire.No warmth came. At last Tyreal spoke through his hood, "You have done amazing feats. Who would've thought that mere mortals could vanquish all three Prime evils! Mortals so pathetic, small, weak, scrawny, helple-"Enough already!" Interrupted the Necromancer from the arch angel's very descriptive description of them, "What's our reward!?" For once the gallant Tyreal seemed a bit taken back, "Err, Reward? Um, you all get reserved spots in heaven!" Now the Paladin seemed confused, "But Lord Tyreal! I have been holy, good, humble, and trustworthy all my life! Surely I could've been given this reward without going through the effort of destroying the Evils!" Tyreal dwindled his thumbs and desperately tried to think of something, "Um, Remember that strip club you went too!?" The Paladin seemed even more confused, "Oh, you must not remember from all the ALCHOHOL you were consuming! Sin, sin, sin! Why, your lucky I even let you stand foot in this hall!" The paladin immediately bowed, "Thank you Lord Tyreal, I beg for forgiveness." Tyreal smiled, 'Heh, heh, sucker!'
But soon the rest of the heroes overwhelmed him, "I haven't done anything bad!" Cried the Sorceress, "Sin? That isn't even in my vocabulary!" Replied the Druid, "How could you think of me being noddy!?" Replied a stunned Assassin, "Well.there was that time when I accidentally stepped on that." Trailed off a clueless Barbarian, "I've done nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Insisted the Amazon, "You full of shit, Angel-boy." Muttered the Necromancer. Tyreal sweated rapidly, he had to think of something! "Um, don't you understand the reward I'm giving you? I'm saying you can do bad things, yet STILL get into heaven!" The group was very confused, except for the Necromancer. Who had a small grin.
Gheed quivered in fear, and tried to back a way. But his back hit the wall. Nowhere to go. The thin shadow loomed over him. The Necromancer had his grin on, and he cracked his bony knuckles, "'Not in town'. 'I can't do that here'. Remember that Gheed? Well, not any more.
Gheed screamed, and screamed.
A/N: Well, that's it. Please review.