FYI- I don't own Weiss Kreuz, or any of its really cute characters. I don't
own the Sims, or Amp, or Ambercrombie *shudders* either. I've warned you,
and I'm not going to profit off this, so don't even bother trying to sue
me.
Nagi- C'mon! C'mon! Grrrrrr!!!! Why won't this work!!?
*At this moment, Crawford enters Nagi's room to find him playing The Jims on his PC*
Crawford- What's wrong, Nagi? Can't get the twins into a slap fight??
Nagi- No, that's easy. I just can't get them to sit close enough to the fireplace so they catch on fire.
Crawford- Hmmm......
*Farfie creeps in behind them*
Farfie- No, no, no, the leather chair won't burn. Use this dining room chair, it's much more flammable.
Nagi- Like this?
Farfie- Not there, closer to the fireplace! There.
*There's a muffled sound of Jims screaming and burning*
Nagi- Kewl.....how'd you know that?
Farfie- I used to play The Jims all the time on my laptop. Now I play The Jims Living Big where the Grim Reaper comes in disco clothes on Friday the 12.
Nagi and Crawford- .....
Crawford- When did you get a laptop??
Farfie- Remember that old one you lost 2 months ago?
Crawford- *twitch* So that's where it went......
Schuldig- Hey! There's a party in Nagi's room and I wasn't invited?? How come you always leave me out???
Nagi- This isn't a party, we're just torturing the Jims.
Schuldig- Ooooo..... have you tried locking them in a room without food, water or a bathroom??
Nagi- Good idea!
*More sounds of Jims screaming and funeral hymns*
Farfie- Uh-oh, Nagi, you're all outta Jims.
Nagi- Yeah, they go so quickly, kinda like real people.
Kenzie- Group Snicker Everybody!!!!!!!
*All snicker*
Crawford- Wait, who are you???
Kenzie- I am a figment of Farf's imagination, therefore, I do not really exist. *poof*
Schuldig- Farfie has some hott figments....
Crawford- *death glare* Don't you have anything better to do??
Schuldig- Yeah, I gotta get some more Watt for the party tomorrow.
Crawford- NANI!?!?!?! PARTY?!?!?!
Schuldig- Eeeep! No, no, no.....I didn't say party...... you're just hearing things.... hehehe.....o sh!t....
*Schuldig runz for his life from a raging Crawford Beast*
~Crawford- Crawford Beast? That's mean. *sniff*~
~Writer- Fine.~
*Schuldig runz for his life from a really P.O.ed Crawford*
~Crawford- Thankies!~
Nagi- There they go again. *sigh* Don't you have anything else to do, too??
Farfie- I couldn't find any matches.
Nagi- *Handing him a book of matches* Here. What are you gonna do with these??
Farfie- I found Schu's stash of Arborkrombie shirts. Hehehehe...... burn Arborkrombie, burn.......
- And then they all moved to San Diego and had a Mexican Chihuahua Bean burning contest and started a band, cuz I said so.-
In case I've confused you....... The Jims is like the Sims, if you've ever played that, Watt is like this extremely caffinated drink called Amp, and Abercrombie is some stupid clothes line...... *gets matches*
Nagi- C'mon! C'mon! Grrrrrr!!!! Why won't this work!!?
*At this moment, Crawford enters Nagi's room to find him playing The Jims on his PC*
Crawford- What's wrong, Nagi? Can't get the twins into a slap fight??
Nagi- No, that's easy. I just can't get them to sit close enough to the fireplace so they catch on fire.
Crawford- Hmmm......
*Farfie creeps in behind them*
Farfie- No, no, no, the leather chair won't burn. Use this dining room chair, it's much more flammable.
Nagi- Like this?
Farfie- Not there, closer to the fireplace! There.
*There's a muffled sound of Jims screaming and burning*
Nagi- Kewl.....how'd you know that?
Farfie- I used to play The Jims all the time on my laptop. Now I play The Jims Living Big where the Grim Reaper comes in disco clothes on Friday the 12.
Nagi and Crawford- .....
Crawford- When did you get a laptop??
Farfie- Remember that old one you lost 2 months ago?
Crawford- *twitch* So that's where it went......
Schuldig- Hey! There's a party in Nagi's room and I wasn't invited?? How come you always leave me out???
Nagi- This isn't a party, we're just torturing the Jims.
Schuldig- Ooooo..... have you tried locking them in a room without food, water or a bathroom??
Nagi- Good idea!
*More sounds of Jims screaming and funeral hymns*
Farfie- Uh-oh, Nagi, you're all outta Jims.
Nagi- Yeah, they go so quickly, kinda like real people.
Kenzie- Group Snicker Everybody!!!!!!!
*All snicker*
Crawford- Wait, who are you???
Kenzie- I am a figment of Farf's imagination, therefore, I do not really exist. *poof*
Schuldig- Farfie has some hott figments....
Crawford- *death glare* Don't you have anything better to do??
Schuldig- Yeah, I gotta get some more Watt for the party tomorrow.
Crawford- NANI!?!?!?! PARTY?!?!?!
Schuldig- Eeeep! No, no, no.....I didn't say party...... you're just hearing things.... hehehe.....o sh!t....
*Schuldig runz for his life from a raging Crawford Beast*
~Crawford- Crawford Beast? That's mean. *sniff*~
~Writer- Fine.~
*Schuldig runz for his life from a really P.O.ed Crawford*
~Crawford- Thankies!~
Nagi- There they go again. *sigh* Don't you have anything else to do, too??
Farfie- I couldn't find any matches.
Nagi- *Handing him a book of matches* Here. What are you gonna do with these??
Farfie- I found Schu's stash of Arborkrombie shirts. Hehehehe...... burn Arborkrombie, burn.......
- And then they all moved to San Diego and had a Mexican Chihuahua Bean burning contest and started a band, cuz I said so.-
In case I've confused you....... The Jims is like the Sims, if you've ever played that, Watt is like this extremely caffinated drink called Amp, and Abercrombie is some stupid clothes line...... *gets matches*