Hello again all my adoring fans, I know I know I have no fans, but anyway chapter 2, Trading Places, is up.

Disclaimer: Uhh, no me just normal boy who lives in a cardboard box.

Baked with love from Harry.

By the way it's written in installments. LIKE YOU REALLY CARE!!!!!!

Everyone is sitting around the room, doing they're own thing when suddenly Ruto speaks (that's never good).

Ruto: I'm ssssssssssoooooooooooooooo bored!!!!

Link: For once, even though it scares me to admit it, I.agree .with.you.

Malon: I have an idea! Lets trade identities.

Zelda: That was completely random but Ok.

Saria: I wanna be you, Zelda, Can I huh huh can I.

Zelda: Ummmmmmmm.Ok I guess.

Ruto: I wannw be Zelda, then Link would luv MMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Link: Thank god we decided to switch.

Zelda: Sorry, Saria, I gotta choose Ruto just because I love to see her plans be foiled.

Ganondorf: Ooh I wanna be Link!

Harry: (appearing in his signature Green smoke, While Saria stares at it with wide eyes) And why is that my little lemon, do you wanna be with Ruto?

Everyone: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Ganondorf: Shove a sock in it (shoves a sock in Harry's mouth).

Harry: (spits out) Blach puh. That had better been clean!

Ganondorf: (nervously) Of course it was clean.

Harry: Oh well! (charges magical author powers)

Ganondorf: Owchewawas!

Impa: I'm gonna be Nabooru. Where do you get those huge inflatable pants. Mido: Who wants to be MMMEEEEEEEE!!!!

SFX:(Crickets chirping)

Mido: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh!

Rauru: I'm getting out of this HELL HOLE! I'm guessing nobody wants to be an old obese lump.

SFX: cricket chirp

Rauru: (runs and tries to jumps out a random castle window and bounces back in) Hiiiiiiii!

Sorry guys I'm too lazy to write more today. But never fear I will write more and more and more and more AND MORE, MWAHAHAHAHA (cough). Sorry energizer bunny syndrome (mumbles) it keeps going and going and going. K, T.t.f.n TA FOR NOW!