Chapter 3-
The day passed, and Andromeda found her thoughts drifting back to Remus. She couldn't stand knowing that he was in pain somewhere.
She was thinking just this while she sat in her office, when her thoughts were interrupted by the slam of her office door. She looked up to see Severus storming in.
"Did you find out who wrote that list?" he asked, spitting in rage. A smile broke across Andromeda's face. "Yes." She said. "But I'm not going to tell you who it is."
"You have to." Severus said, making a threatening face.
"Severus," Andromeda said getting up from her chair. "You have to realize that ever since you wrote me that sonnet, I will never, ever be threatened by you. Ever."
Severus grimaced. Yes, he wrote Andromeda a sonnet, but that was almost a year ago. Since then, he had sworn off most women, taking up his new motto, 'I don't trust anything that bleeds for six days and doesn't die.'
"Fine." Severus accepted. "Did you at least find out something useful?"
"Well," Andromeda said, "SSS stands for Severus Snape Society. There's a Hogwarts chapter, an England chapter, and then some kind of world chapter."
She watched for his reaction. He said nothing; he just turned a but paler, if possible.
"Are you ok?" she asked.
"I will be." He said. "Once I kill all the members."
"No, Severus!" Andromeda gasped, rushing to block the doorway. "You can't kill them! Most of them are only children!"
Severus stopped.
"I think." She added. Severus made another dash for the door, but Andromeda pushed him back.
"They're having a meeting tomorrow." She said, still fighting him off. "We can go and see if it's just an innocent fan club."
"How would I be able to get in?" he asked.
"You're the potions professor!" Andromeda resolved. "You must have some kind of Polyjuice potion."
"Yes." Severus said. "I do. But who could I go as?"
"You could go as me." Andromeda said, pulling out a strand of her hair and handing it to him. "Dye your hair, and I could say you're my sister. But only if you PROMISE not to feel yourself up."
Severus made a face at her, and she moved away from the door to let him pass.
"Meet me after lunch!" she called after him. She closed the door. This was going to get weird.
The next day went slowly, due to the fact that Andromeda didn't like weekends, and she didn't exactly like the idea that they were going to infiltrate a fan club.
She met Severus after lunch in the Great Hall. Or rather, she met herself in the great hall. "This is too creepy." She remarked, looking at Severus like a mirror. He looked exactly like her, but with red hair.
"I would have thought you would have dyed your hair black." She said.
"I tried to." Her voice answered back. "But apparently the dye didn't react well to grease."
Andromeda and Severus roamed aimlessly down the halls, looking for the room where the SSS was meeting. They eventually spotted a group of girls with SSS patches on their robes and began to follow them.
They followed the girls out into the garden, where they were met by half the Slytherin House, and countless other girls, sitting in a large circle and chatting.
One girl stood in the middle on a podium. She was tall, and her short brown hair was tied up behind her head. Her brown eyes flashed around the circle, looking as though she was taking roll call, and Andromeda recognized her as a Gryffindor. The girl picked up her gavel, and in doing so, Andromeda noticed that her nametag had the SSS symbol on it, and beneath said 'Richal Witbrodt.'
"Order!" Richal bellowed, her voice magically louder. "Order!"
Everyone became quiet.
"You there." Richal said to Andromeda. "Professor Stone! What do you need?"
Andromeda was not used to being spoken to like that, but she knew she was a stranger in strange land.
"I was invited." Andromeda replied.
"That's true." Elanor Dawn said, standing up. "I invited her."
There was a flutter of 'oohs' and whispers. Andromeda was a bit fluttered herself, but she continued. "This is my sister." She said. "Sever- ... Sevina." She saved.
"All right." Richal said. "You may sit."
Andromeda and Severus walked over to some vacant seats and sat down.
"All right." Richal said. "Does anyone have anything to say before we start the meeting?"
A girl stood up, and said, "When you eat olives and drink Diet Coke, it tastes like mustard." The girl sat down.
"Right...." Richal said, writing down something. "Let's get to business. The Severus Snape word of the week is 'charming'."
There was another whoosh of whispers.
Andromeda could here Elanor say, "He's the kind of guy who could literally charm your pants off!"
Andromeda looked over at Severus, who had turned bright red. Gilderoy was right: she did look cute when she was angry.
"And now," Richal continued, "The video tape of the week."
Richal conjured a television set, and turned it on. Immediately, a tape of Severus sleeping came on.
"If you zoom in," Richal said, zooming to the particular groin area of the sleeping Severus picture, "You can see the outline of a thong under the sating sheets."
Andromeda burst out laughing, and other people began looking at her. They obviously took this very seriously. Severus however, stood up and said, "He does NOT wear a thong! They're BOXERS!"
Everyone ignored Andromeda and looked at Severus.
"Sevina," Richal said, "We have the top people in the England chapter working on this. I think they know a bit more than you do."
Severus sat down, truly annoyed.
"Speaking of the England chapter," Richal said, "The annual meeting will take place in New York City this year next week. Please sign up for the rented Knight Bus if you do not have transportation. You may do this now."
Severus and Andromeda got up to leave. Severus had obviously seen enough, and Andromeda was in a fit of giggles. Andromeda stopped when Richal came over to her.
"Professor Stone," she said, extending her hand. "Are you going to join?"
"I'm not sure." Andromeda said, shaking Richal's hand. "I might not have the time."
"Understandable." Richal said. "Minerva McGonagal didn't have the time either."
Andromeda choked back a laugh.
"Anyway," Richal said, "Do consider it. And by the way, you might want to discourage you sister, Sevina, joining. She doesn't seem to know anything about Severus!"
Ok. That's the chapter. Hope you liked it! Thanks to Richal for the character. Anyway, to more pressing matters, I recently read a review from one Severus Snape. I would like to apologize from making a typo in his name, and furthermore, he revealed, as he so tenderly put it, he does not f*** Andromedas.
Furthermore, to those of you who don't find this original, I never read a fan club fan fiction, and I thought of this on my own. So as far as I go, it's somewhat original. Thanks for reading.
Next chapter: Severus learns how to be a muggle.
The day passed, and Andromeda found her thoughts drifting back to Remus. She couldn't stand knowing that he was in pain somewhere.
She was thinking just this while she sat in her office, when her thoughts were interrupted by the slam of her office door. She looked up to see Severus storming in.
"Did you find out who wrote that list?" he asked, spitting in rage. A smile broke across Andromeda's face. "Yes." She said. "But I'm not going to tell you who it is."
"You have to." Severus said, making a threatening face.
"Severus," Andromeda said getting up from her chair. "You have to realize that ever since you wrote me that sonnet, I will never, ever be threatened by you. Ever."
Severus grimaced. Yes, he wrote Andromeda a sonnet, but that was almost a year ago. Since then, he had sworn off most women, taking up his new motto, 'I don't trust anything that bleeds for six days and doesn't die.'
"Fine." Severus accepted. "Did you at least find out something useful?"
"Well," Andromeda said, "SSS stands for Severus Snape Society. There's a Hogwarts chapter, an England chapter, and then some kind of world chapter."
She watched for his reaction. He said nothing; he just turned a but paler, if possible.
"Are you ok?" she asked.
"I will be." He said. "Once I kill all the members."
"No, Severus!" Andromeda gasped, rushing to block the doorway. "You can't kill them! Most of them are only children!"
Severus stopped.
"I think." She added. Severus made another dash for the door, but Andromeda pushed him back.
"They're having a meeting tomorrow." She said, still fighting him off. "We can go and see if it's just an innocent fan club."
"How would I be able to get in?" he asked.
"You're the potions professor!" Andromeda resolved. "You must have some kind of Polyjuice potion."
"Yes." Severus said. "I do. But who could I go as?"
"You could go as me." Andromeda said, pulling out a strand of her hair and handing it to him. "Dye your hair, and I could say you're my sister. But only if you PROMISE not to feel yourself up."
Severus made a face at her, and she moved away from the door to let him pass.
"Meet me after lunch!" she called after him. She closed the door. This was going to get weird.
The next day went slowly, due to the fact that Andromeda didn't like weekends, and she didn't exactly like the idea that they were going to infiltrate a fan club.
She met Severus after lunch in the Great Hall. Or rather, she met herself in the great hall. "This is too creepy." She remarked, looking at Severus like a mirror. He looked exactly like her, but with red hair.
"I would have thought you would have dyed your hair black." She said.
"I tried to." Her voice answered back. "But apparently the dye didn't react well to grease."
Andromeda and Severus roamed aimlessly down the halls, looking for the room where the SSS was meeting. They eventually spotted a group of girls with SSS patches on their robes and began to follow them.
They followed the girls out into the garden, where they were met by half the Slytherin House, and countless other girls, sitting in a large circle and chatting.
One girl stood in the middle on a podium. She was tall, and her short brown hair was tied up behind her head. Her brown eyes flashed around the circle, looking as though she was taking roll call, and Andromeda recognized her as a Gryffindor. The girl picked up her gavel, and in doing so, Andromeda noticed that her nametag had the SSS symbol on it, and beneath said 'Richal Witbrodt.'
"Order!" Richal bellowed, her voice magically louder. "Order!"
Everyone became quiet.
"You there." Richal said to Andromeda. "Professor Stone! What do you need?"
Andromeda was not used to being spoken to like that, but she knew she was a stranger in strange land.
"I was invited." Andromeda replied.
"That's true." Elanor Dawn said, standing up. "I invited her."
There was a flutter of 'oohs' and whispers. Andromeda was a bit fluttered herself, but she continued. "This is my sister." She said. "Sever- ... Sevina." She saved.
"All right." Richal said. "You may sit."
Andromeda and Severus walked over to some vacant seats and sat down.
"All right." Richal said. "Does anyone have anything to say before we start the meeting?"
A girl stood up, and said, "When you eat olives and drink Diet Coke, it tastes like mustard." The girl sat down.
"Right...." Richal said, writing down something. "Let's get to business. The Severus Snape word of the week is 'charming'."
There was another whoosh of whispers.
Andromeda could here Elanor say, "He's the kind of guy who could literally charm your pants off!"
Andromeda looked over at Severus, who had turned bright red. Gilderoy was right: she did look cute when she was angry.
"And now," Richal continued, "The video tape of the week."
Richal conjured a television set, and turned it on. Immediately, a tape of Severus sleeping came on.
"If you zoom in," Richal said, zooming to the particular groin area of the sleeping Severus picture, "You can see the outline of a thong under the sating sheets."
Andromeda burst out laughing, and other people began looking at her. They obviously took this very seriously. Severus however, stood up and said, "He does NOT wear a thong! They're BOXERS!"
Everyone ignored Andromeda and looked at Severus.
"Sevina," Richal said, "We have the top people in the England chapter working on this. I think they know a bit more than you do."
Severus sat down, truly annoyed.
"Speaking of the England chapter," Richal said, "The annual meeting will take place in New York City this year next week. Please sign up for the rented Knight Bus if you do not have transportation. You may do this now."
Severus and Andromeda got up to leave. Severus had obviously seen enough, and Andromeda was in a fit of giggles. Andromeda stopped when Richal came over to her.
"Professor Stone," she said, extending her hand. "Are you going to join?"
"I'm not sure." Andromeda said, shaking Richal's hand. "I might not have the time."
"Understandable." Richal said. "Minerva McGonagal didn't have the time either."
Andromeda choked back a laugh.
"Anyway," Richal said, "Do consider it. And by the way, you might want to discourage you sister, Sevina, joining. She doesn't seem to know anything about Severus!"
Ok. That's the chapter. Hope you liked it! Thanks to Richal for the character. Anyway, to more pressing matters, I recently read a review from one Severus Snape. I would like to apologize from making a typo in his name, and furthermore, he revealed, as he so tenderly put it, he does not f*** Andromedas.
Furthermore, to those of you who don't find this original, I never read a fan club fan fiction, and I thought of this on my own. So as far as I go, it's somewhat original. Thanks for reading.
Next chapter: Severus learns how to be a muggle.