Chapter Four-
Severus sat in his office while he waited out Andromeda's laughing fit.
"Are you quite done?" Severus asked, as Andromeda conjured a fourteenth tissue and wiped her eyes.
"Yes..." Andromeda gasped. She looked at Severus. "NO!" she laughed, and once again, the viscous cycle came about.
"It wasn't that funny!" Severus exclaimed. "They were a bunch of stupid teenage girls."
"It was hilarious!" Andromeda replied, holding her stomach in pain as she laughed. "I can't believe they take you so seriously! I mean, it's YOU! Did you see the way the analyzed the way you sleep!"
A string of laughs came out again. She then took a deep breath, and gained composure.
"Ok." She breathed. "Now what?"
"Now we kill them all!" Severus growled.
"NO!" she said. "Severus, if they ever found out that I let you come into that meeting, they're likely to crucify me!"
Severus stared blankly at Andromeda. "Then I'm killing two birds with one stone." He replied.
"Thanks." Andromeda replied smugly.
"We have to stop this." Severus said.
"Let me get this straight," Andromeda replied, "One minute you want me dead, the next you want me to help you?"
"Is that so hard to believe?" Severus asked.
"Not really..." Andromeda admitted.
"Good." Severus said. "I need you to help me get into New York City, and for that, I need to act like... a muggle."
Andromeda suddenly had the feeling that she was going to enjoy this.
"You'll need new clothes." Andromeda said, motioning to his robes. "Let's try this."
She took out her wand and pointed it at Severus. In a flash of smoke, Severus was in a pink tutu and leotard.
"GAAAAH!" Severus screamed. "Is this what Muggles wear in public?"
"Uh... yeah." Andromeda mused. "They also quack a lot and do it to the tune of 'Old McDonald', and they walk in circles. Want to try?"
Severus gave her a look, but entertained the notion. He began walking around in circles, and quacking 'Old McDonald'. Andromeda burst out laughing again.
"Muggles don't really do this, do they?" he asked. Andromeda shook her head.
"You do know that I'm going to kill you, right?" he asked, calmly, knowing that throwing a tantrum in a tutu would only make things worst.
"It would be worth it if you did." Andromeda laughed.
When the night was over, and Severus had finished yelling at the hysterical Andromeda, she made her way back to her room, her mind still full of the vision of Severus dancing around in a tutu, thinking he was learning to be a muggle.
She sat on her bed and began combing her hair, when she heard a tap at her window. She looked over in time to see her owl, Isabelle, flying through the window and dropping a letter on her bed.
She picked up the envelope, and undid the seal. She opened the envelope and took out the letter. She smiled as she recognized the handwriting of Remus Lupin.
Hi, all! Sorry it's so short, but I am tired and jet-lagged. In the next chapter, Severus REALLY learns how to be a muggle, and also learns about Andromeda's fear of flying.
BILLBOARD: This is a plug for my new story, Shakespeare's Harry Potter, in which Shakespeare's classic, 'Much Ado About Nothing', is Hogwarts style. Includes Sirius Black, Hermione, Remus, Dumbledore, Harry, Draco and, my favorite character to write about, Gilderoy.
Severus sat in his office while he waited out Andromeda's laughing fit.
"Are you quite done?" Severus asked, as Andromeda conjured a fourteenth tissue and wiped her eyes.
"Yes..." Andromeda gasped. She looked at Severus. "NO!" she laughed, and once again, the viscous cycle came about.
"It wasn't that funny!" Severus exclaimed. "They were a bunch of stupid teenage girls."
"It was hilarious!" Andromeda replied, holding her stomach in pain as she laughed. "I can't believe they take you so seriously! I mean, it's YOU! Did you see the way the analyzed the way you sleep!"
A string of laughs came out again. She then took a deep breath, and gained composure.
"Ok." She breathed. "Now what?"
"Now we kill them all!" Severus growled.
"NO!" she said. "Severus, if they ever found out that I let you come into that meeting, they're likely to crucify me!"
Severus stared blankly at Andromeda. "Then I'm killing two birds with one stone." He replied.
"Thanks." Andromeda replied smugly.
"We have to stop this." Severus said.
"Let me get this straight," Andromeda replied, "One minute you want me dead, the next you want me to help you?"
"Is that so hard to believe?" Severus asked.
"Not really..." Andromeda admitted.
"Good." Severus said. "I need you to help me get into New York City, and for that, I need to act like... a muggle."
Andromeda suddenly had the feeling that she was going to enjoy this.
"You'll need new clothes." Andromeda said, motioning to his robes. "Let's try this."
She took out her wand and pointed it at Severus. In a flash of smoke, Severus was in a pink tutu and leotard.
"GAAAAH!" Severus screamed. "Is this what Muggles wear in public?"
"Uh... yeah." Andromeda mused. "They also quack a lot and do it to the tune of 'Old McDonald', and they walk in circles. Want to try?"
Severus gave her a look, but entertained the notion. He began walking around in circles, and quacking 'Old McDonald'. Andromeda burst out laughing again.
"Muggles don't really do this, do they?" he asked. Andromeda shook her head.
"You do know that I'm going to kill you, right?" he asked, calmly, knowing that throwing a tantrum in a tutu would only make things worst.
"It would be worth it if you did." Andromeda laughed.
When the night was over, and Severus had finished yelling at the hysterical Andromeda, she made her way back to her room, her mind still full of the vision of Severus dancing around in a tutu, thinking he was learning to be a muggle.
She sat on her bed and began combing her hair, when she heard a tap at her window. She looked over in time to see her owl, Isabelle, flying through the window and dropping a letter on her bed.
She picked up the envelope, and undid the seal. She opened the envelope and took out the letter. She smiled as she recognized the handwriting of Remus Lupin.
Hi, all! Sorry it's so short, but I am tired and jet-lagged. In the next chapter, Severus REALLY learns how to be a muggle, and also learns about Andromeda's fear of flying.
BILLBOARD: This is a plug for my new story, Shakespeare's Harry Potter, in which Shakespeare's classic, 'Much Ado About Nothing', is Hogwarts style. Includes Sirius Black, Hermione, Remus, Dumbledore, Harry, Draco and, my favorite character to write about, Gilderoy.