Andromeda got off the elevator in time to see Severus chase Gilderoy
out of the lobby in a mad frenzy.
"What is going on here?" she asked.
"Does it really need explaining?" Remus asked, who was standing next to Sirius. He held up a crumpled piece of paper.
"Gilderoy wrote a poem for you." Remus continued. "It's in crayon."
"So?" Andromeda asked, shrugging.
"It was Severus's favourite green crayon." Sirius joked. Remus gave him a disapproving look as Severus dragged Gilderoy in. He was a bit beaten up, but otherwise had a stupid smile on his face, like a puppy that got hit in the head one too many times.
"Did you read he the poem?" Severus asked.
"No, we haven't even gotten around to reading it ourselves." Remus said, uncrumpling the paper. "It says: Andromeda fair, whose hair is of that Of a nest of an old disgruntled bat. Darling Anne, who anyone can see Is almost as pretty as me."
At this point, everyone turned to Gilderoy who shrugged and said, "It's true, isn't it?"
Remus cleared his throat and continued, "I love her beautiful pointy nose, I love her two parallel love pillows-..."
"LOVE PILLOWS?" Andromeda screamed, disturbing everyone in the lobby.
Gilderoy shrugged again. "Dearest," he explained, "The words 'Breast' didn't rhyme with 'nose', silly!"
"GAAAH!" Andromeda leapt towards Gilderoy, her fist ready to grind his face into a pulp, but Severus held her back.
"Don't touch him, he's MINE for the killing!" Severus yelled.
Andromeda stepped back and mumbled something in which the only words anyone could make out were 'love pillows' and 'disembowel.'
"Children, children!" Sirius said, shaking his head in disapproval. "Gilderoy, how dare you say that about Andromeda? And Andromeda, how dare you have those?"
Andromeda ignored this comment, and instead searched around in her jacket for her wand. "Sirius," she said, "You haven't been chewing on my wand again, have you?"
"No," Sirius said, "I don't fancy rosewood."
"I must have left it up in my room." She replied. She turned to Severus. "I'm going to go up to my room and find my wand. You go to the meeting ahead of me and do whatever you can."
A sly smile crept across Severus's face.
"No killing!" Andromeda said. The smile vanished. She made her way over to the elevator.
"I'll go with her." Remus said. Sirius nudged him in the ribs.
"I'll bet." Sirius quipped. Remus rolled his eyes and followed after Andromeda.
"You do know what this means don't you?" Severus asked.
"The sixth dentist caved and they all go for Trident?"
"No!" Severus replied. "We get to kill people!"
~*~
Andromeda pressed the button for her floor in the elevator and stood in the back. The elevator was empty except for Remus and Andromeda, and Remus thought it might be a good time to make his move.
"So-..." Remus said, thinking he probably should have thought things out before he said anything. "Your hair looks... pretty."
"Don't you 'your hair looks pretty' me!" Andromeda said. "Go 'your hair looks pretty' Gloria!"
"Oh, come off it! That doesn't even make sense!" Remus said, folding his arms. "I'm the one who should be sore at you!"
"Why?" Andromeda said, her voice raising. "Because I LET my self fall in love with you?"
"No, because you made ME fall in love with YOU and when Severus's stupid potion screwed up your senses-..."
"They didn't screw up my senses!" Andromeda yelled. "I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings! That's why I didn't choose anyone! I wanted to choose YOU, I really did, SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Why didn't you ever say anything?"
"I was going to, but Gloria stepped in, who's really not you're type, she's way too stupid and she shops too much and she's stupid and she-..."
Remus interrupted by pulling her into a passionate kiss. Andromeda struggled for a moment, a bit surprised, but after a moment she let herself melt into Remus, and she leaned into him, hoping for the moment never to end-
"Oh, come on, guys, this is a hotel, get a room!" Jade from the SSS girls quipped as she got onto the elevator, making Andromeda and Remus separate lightning fast and bolting to opposite sides of the elevator.
~*~
"Let's go, Sirius, you're too slow!" Severus was yelling as Sirius walked behind him.
"What's the hurry?" Sirius asked.
"There are giggly girls in there to be smoted!" Severus replied.
"You never had a normal childhood, did you?" Sirius asked. But Severus didn't answer, for he had come to the door to the SSS meeting. He twisted the handle. Nothing.
"ALOHAMORA!" Severus yelled, pointing his wand at the door. Nothing.
"Um, Severus-..." Sirius began.
"I'm working!" Severus replied. "ALOHAMORA!"
Nothing again.
"Severus-..."
"ALOHA- BLOODY- MORA!" Severus yelled.
"Severus," Sirius interrupted again, "You were turning the handle the wrong way." Sirius pulled on the handle to the door the other way, and it swung open. Severus made no reply, but just strode in casually.
The room was bustling with girls, young and old, in all shapes and sizes. To Severus, it was just figuring out which one would make the most significance to kill and/or torture.
"Shouldn't we wait for Annie?" Sirius asked.
"You're not still going on about Andromeda being Andromeda Potter, are you?" Severus asked.
"Yes!" Sirius replied. "She told me."
Sirius took out his wand, and a projection came out of the tip. The conversation Sirius and Andromeda had had began forming.
'You have to promise me something' Andromeda's voice said after all was through, 'You can't tell anyone-...'
Sirius stopped the projection immediately. "Dammit." He said. "I get mixed up between 'do tell' and 'don't tell.'"
Severus stood stone cold. Sirius went by his regular method for when Snape got like this: no sudden movements.
Suddenly, Severus turned and walked out of the SSS meeting.
"Where are you going?" Sirius asked, as if he didn't already know.
Severus turned to Sirius, a scowl on his face. "Before I do anything, I have to kill HER!"
~*~
Hope everyone had a nice holiday. Went to my mum's. They got me the new Harry Potter computer game. Lot's of fun, but if you've arachnophobia, like me, I don't recommend it. Anyway- next chapter should come along soon, yadda yadda yadda, the end.
"What is going on here?" she asked.
"Does it really need explaining?" Remus asked, who was standing next to Sirius. He held up a crumpled piece of paper.
"Gilderoy wrote a poem for you." Remus continued. "It's in crayon."
"So?" Andromeda asked, shrugging.
"It was Severus's favourite green crayon." Sirius joked. Remus gave him a disapproving look as Severus dragged Gilderoy in. He was a bit beaten up, but otherwise had a stupid smile on his face, like a puppy that got hit in the head one too many times.
"Did you read he the poem?" Severus asked.
"No, we haven't even gotten around to reading it ourselves." Remus said, uncrumpling the paper. "It says: Andromeda fair, whose hair is of that Of a nest of an old disgruntled bat. Darling Anne, who anyone can see Is almost as pretty as me."
At this point, everyone turned to Gilderoy who shrugged and said, "It's true, isn't it?"
Remus cleared his throat and continued, "I love her beautiful pointy nose, I love her two parallel love pillows-..."
"LOVE PILLOWS?" Andromeda screamed, disturbing everyone in the lobby.
Gilderoy shrugged again. "Dearest," he explained, "The words 'Breast' didn't rhyme with 'nose', silly!"
"GAAAH!" Andromeda leapt towards Gilderoy, her fist ready to grind his face into a pulp, but Severus held her back.
"Don't touch him, he's MINE for the killing!" Severus yelled.
Andromeda stepped back and mumbled something in which the only words anyone could make out were 'love pillows' and 'disembowel.'
"Children, children!" Sirius said, shaking his head in disapproval. "Gilderoy, how dare you say that about Andromeda? And Andromeda, how dare you have those?"
Andromeda ignored this comment, and instead searched around in her jacket for her wand. "Sirius," she said, "You haven't been chewing on my wand again, have you?"
"No," Sirius said, "I don't fancy rosewood."
"I must have left it up in my room." She replied. She turned to Severus. "I'm going to go up to my room and find my wand. You go to the meeting ahead of me and do whatever you can."
A sly smile crept across Severus's face.
"No killing!" Andromeda said. The smile vanished. She made her way over to the elevator.
"I'll go with her." Remus said. Sirius nudged him in the ribs.
"I'll bet." Sirius quipped. Remus rolled his eyes and followed after Andromeda.
"You do know what this means don't you?" Severus asked.
"The sixth dentist caved and they all go for Trident?"
"No!" Severus replied. "We get to kill people!"
~*~
Andromeda pressed the button for her floor in the elevator and stood in the back. The elevator was empty except for Remus and Andromeda, and Remus thought it might be a good time to make his move.
"So-..." Remus said, thinking he probably should have thought things out before he said anything. "Your hair looks... pretty."
"Don't you 'your hair looks pretty' me!" Andromeda said. "Go 'your hair looks pretty' Gloria!"
"Oh, come off it! That doesn't even make sense!" Remus said, folding his arms. "I'm the one who should be sore at you!"
"Why?" Andromeda said, her voice raising. "Because I LET my self fall in love with you?"
"No, because you made ME fall in love with YOU and when Severus's stupid potion screwed up your senses-..."
"They didn't screw up my senses!" Andromeda yelled. "I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings! That's why I didn't choose anyone! I wanted to choose YOU, I really did, SO LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Why didn't you ever say anything?"
"I was going to, but Gloria stepped in, who's really not you're type, she's way too stupid and she shops too much and she's stupid and she-..."
Remus interrupted by pulling her into a passionate kiss. Andromeda struggled for a moment, a bit surprised, but after a moment she let herself melt into Remus, and she leaned into him, hoping for the moment never to end-
"Oh, come on, guys, this is a hotel, get a room!" Jade from the SSS girls quipped as she got onto the elevator, making Andromeda and Remus separate lightning fast and bolting to opposite sides of the elevator.
~*~
"Let's go, Sirius, you're too slow!" Severus was yelling as Sirius walked behind him.
"What's the hurry?" Sirius asked.
"There are giggly girls in there to be smoted!" Severus replied.
"You never had a normal childhood, did you?" Sirius asked. But Severus didn't answer, for he had come to the door to the SSS meeting. He twisted the handle. Nothing.
"ALOHAMORA!" Severus yelled, pointing his wand at the door. Nothing.
"Um, Severus-..." Sirius began.
"I'm working!" Severus replied. "ALOHAMORA!"
Nothing again.
"Severus-..."
"ALOHA- BLOODY- MORA!" Severus yelled.
"Severus," Sirius interrupted again, "You were turning the handle the wrong way." Sirius pulled on the handle to the door the other way, and it swung open. Severus made no reply, but just strode in casually.
The room was bustling with girls, young and old, in all shapes and sizes. To Severus, it was just figuring out which one would make the most significance to kill and/or torture.
"Shouldn't we wait for Annie?" Sirius asked.
"You're not still going on about Andromeda being Andromeda Potter, are you?" Severus asked.
"Yes!" Sirius replied. "She told me."
Sirius took out his wand, and a projection came out of the tip. The conversation Sirius and Andromeda had had began forming.
'You have to promise me something' Andromeda's voice said after all was through, 'You can't tell anyone-...'
Sirius stopped the projection immediately. "Dammit." He said. "I get mixed up between 'do tell' and 'don't tell.'"
Severus stood stone cold. Sirius went by his regular method for when Snape got like this: no sudden movements.
Suddenly, Severus turned and walked out of the SSS meeting.
"Where are you going?" Sirius asked, as if he didn't already know.
Severus turned to Sirius, a scowl on his face. "Before I do anything, I have to kill HER!"
~*~
Hope everyone had a nice holiday. Went to my mum's. They got me the new Harry Potter computer game. Lot's of fun, but if you've arachnophobia, like me, I don't recommend it. Anyway- next chapter should come along soon, yadda yadda yadda, the end.