A/n: Hello fellow readers!!!! Alright here's a new story hope ya like it! Well normally I just thought of the topic "When they were girls" but a friend of mine reminded me of an episode called "Chick like me" from this show boy meets world lol- give it up for bmw!!! Yeaaah! Anyways yes, please review!! And don't pretend to read it- because it'll haunt u.

Disclaimers: Does it look like I'm J/K Rowling to you?

Chick Like Me

Chapter 1: What are you talking about?


"Alright class, it's been...quite a while since this class have worked on a project." Professor Higgins, the Muggle Studies professor began.

Of course, who else would've been moaning on the inside more than Harry and Ron. Harry was doodleing nonsense on his parchment as Ron looked at the ceiling looking bored as hell.

"I would like to see hard workers on this next project, your first this semester."

Proffesor Higgins was a short, pudgy woman with a very long, yet straight blonde hair. She was quite attractive as some found; she was a pretty lady, but to Harry and Ron- she was like a talking goat on a skirt. The boys wouldn't say Muggle Studies is their "thing" but the topics on that subject never really caught their attention.

Not until, that one word, which suddenly snapped right into their brains...

They looked at Professor Higgins like he was some maniac on the loose. The good part was, they weren't the only ones who thought so.

"Crossdress, miss?! Are all you muggles traditioned by this or something?" a voice from the Ravenclaw retorted.

The professor just simply looked at him and smiled. The room was suddenly filled with laughter and disbelief.

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"Is she sane?" Harry asked Ron. But he didn't speak but looked disturbed as if he'd just seen someone disgustingly naked. No names mentioned.

By then, Hermione approached to them from the opposite hall, "Ugh! Defense Against the Dark Arts was such a drag—Ron? You OK? You look like a thong's gone up your butt" Hermione joked.

"No, but he'll be wearing one soon." Harry blurted out followed with a snort.

Hermione looked at them both with a confused look, "What? I was just joking.." she said.

"I'm not." Harry couldn't help but laugh. "Relax Ron, c'mon get a hold of yourself it shouldn't be that bad!"

"Thats nuts! It's easy for you to say- you like, grew up in a muggle town- your probably used to them do it!" Ron replied.

Just then Hermione, still confused and not-knowing what the hell they were talking about blurted out, "Excuse me? Are you saying what about muggles?"

"Oh nothing Hermione, you've probably gone used to it too. Heck, you've probably done it." Ron answered. Hermione looked at him more confused.

"Done what?"

"It'll be painful- like, just think Harry and me do it for the sake of Muggle Studies. It's crazy! Well, if can imagine you with another girl," Ron went on, "Imagine you agree to do it in this project- it'll just bring you pain and no pleasure for the guys. Like an insult! Yeah! Just like it'll be an insult for you girls if Harry and I have to do it. It'll be so weird, Harry and I have no experience for crying out loud! What will my reputation bring me!?"

"Whaaaaaaaaat!?" Hermione stopped walking, to look at the both of them. "Ronald Weasley! You are defenitley not ready for that type of commitment! You can't even handle a simple responsibility and you're already ready for this one? So don't even dare it! 'Specially when its...it's with Harry! Whaaat!!" she looked slightly furious at what she was hearing. Was she hearing correctly??

"No, you're all not making sense. Ron and Hermione, calm down- holy sheesh you guys need to chill for a bit. Hermione, Ron and I are just gonna be girls. No big deal." Harry told them.

"Whaaaaaat!? Am I hearing all this right!? Are you both turning bisexual on me now?!" With too much shock, she dropped her books then picked them back up.

Ron and Harry looked at each other disgracefully.

"What, and Ron are you too growned up now that you can 'do it' – with people like HARRY?! What will your mother say about this! RON YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR SEX!" Hermione nearly shouted, as some people in the hallway stopped for a second to look at them.

Ron shushed her up, "What are you talking about!" suddenly he looked stunned and turned red. Harry did nothing but bend down laughing hysterically.

"N-no Hermione, you've heard us wrong" Harry laughed. He could hardly talk with all his laughing going on.

"Yeah," Ron laughed, "Professor Higgins assigned us a project to make a report in partners about what it's like to be the opposite gender."

Hermione breathed heavily and blinked stressfully a few times. Eventually, the three of them continued walking.

Ron gave out a snort, "Hermione, tell me. Is it your time of month?"

Hermione looked at him with disgust. "What? Excuse me?"

"Do you have PMS? What's it like?"

"You know what Ron? Part of the M on that word says MEN. So let's get one thing straight, oh I'm sorry- I forgot you're not. It's a pitty you're 16 not knowing what it's like!" she snapped at him and flicked Ron's left ear with her fingers. "And that's for giving me a heart attack." She stormed off to the Gryffindor common room.

"Guess that means none of our business, huh?" Harry asked sarcastically, "Nice going."

"What, it was the first question on thie stupid project anyway."

"Ron, it's not a big deal. Lets just make some fun of it, like I said, how bad can it get?"

"Fun? Well. You're right. It shouldn't be that hard to do, I mean girls! How hard can they be.....right? .... Right?"

"You're exagerating." They both walked towards the common room and met up with the Fat Lady with the password.

"Miss, what's it like to have cleavage?" Ron immaturely asked. The Fat Lady looked at him in a weird way, as she opened the portrait to them.

"Kids these days." She muttered.

A/N: Haha okay I dunno what I'm on when I thought of this story- weird thought but hey all good. Please review!!!!!! Please and thankya