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Chick Like Me
Chapter 5: Oh.... Crap
That Saturday...
"How do I look?" Harry sarcasically asked, as he twirled around with his blue sparkling dress. His hair was put up in a nice bun as its curls came down at the front.
"Gay." Ron laughed. "This is so wrong."
Hermione and Harry chuckled. "Well hey, it's life. So far, what's it like?"
"Ugh." The two boys said all together.
Ron sighed and muttered, "Sucks big fat hairy ass."
"Well, excuse me? But being a girl is the best thing a person can ever have, thank you!" Hermione smiled, "Just get used to it, by the time you're married you'll think it's awesome being female."
"Wha-whoah whoah! By the time we're married- we're going to be guys. Alright?" Ron replied to her.
Hermione shrugged and started to read.
Ron looked back at Harry as he tried putting on make up. Keyword: trying.
"Harriette, you're fucking up your bloody face! It's getting hideous by the minute!" Ron commented.
"Well why don't you do it then?"
"I'll screw it up some more!! I'm not the one with going to a date with that bloody prat."
"So do you think, Holly and I'll get caught?" Hermione asked, shoving a chocolate frog in her mouth.
"Don't call me Holly" Ron complained.
"C'mon, it's you're both going to be in an invisibility cloak. Y'know I might need back-up."
"So when will the date end?" Ron winked at him. "Harriette...I'll see you then " he mocked Draco's very
deep voice.
"Don't do that you sound like a frog." Harry joked, as he put the black leather shoes on.
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"Alright guys, when something goes wrong, you know what to do." Harry told Hermione and Ron as they stood behind the entrance door. "The only thing I wan't you to be here, is because... I may need back up. If you know what I mean. C'mon this is Draco."
"We understand, Harry."
"Thanks guys."
Hermione and Ron nodded, then Harry opened the entrance door to meet Draco, who was waiting
outside on the bench.
"Hello." She greeted, as he winked at her.
They had a nice long walk, as Hermione and Ron settle behind the bushes in the Invisibility Cloak
watching every move Draco made.
After the walk, Draco and Harriette settle down beside the lake with some pumpkin juice.
"Isn't the night so wonderful?" he asked her. Harriette was pointlessly gazing up the stars, thinking, Since
when does this dude think stars are wonderful?
"Yeah."
"Did you know I had a Manor?"
"Really? That's great"
Harriette try not to flutter any more eyes before he does anything else, like marry you! Oh, that should
be ugly. Harry thought to himself.
"Yeah I know it's great. My father is greater.... But my father isn't as great as you."
"But...but you just met me."
"Well. That's just how you are." Now Draco was fluttering his eyes. "Huh? What's wrong?"
"Oh nothing, there's just something wrong with my eyes." Harriette lied as he rubbed his eyes. Actually,
I'm just trying to not look at your face when you flutter your hideous eyes.
Draco moved closer. Damn you're a fast man. Harry thought to himself again.
Draco put his arms around Harriette. At this point, Ron snorted out loud- fortunatley they weren't being
heard.
Harriette moved purposely to get her glass of pumpkin juice, but Draco managed to get back at her. So
Harriette stood up, and so did Draco.
"The stars are so...umm...kool."
"An honest girl. I like that." He smiled and moved his arm around Harriette. He turned her, causing them
being face to face.
"You have the most adorable eyes..."
Harriette turned away from his eyes, Harry Potter you are retarded.
"Hey they're green," Draco sneered, just like he's just smelt a Potter.
Harriette smiled, fakely. He smiled, "But that doesn't matter..."
"What doesn't matter?"
"Well, you know the famous Harry Potter? Yeah. He has green eyes too. But it doesn't matter. He's just a
loser."
Harriette's ears turned a bit pink, inside, he was breathing heavily. But he managed to keep his cool.
"Oh, he sounds like a cool person."
Draco snorted, "More retarded than anybody you mean." He held her hands, "But it doesn't matter does
it?"
Harriette shook her head, nervously. She was sweating, so she turned her head to the breeze, but Draco
went behind her and held her with his arms.
His watch as big as crap, Harriette remembered, Oh shit it's 2 minutes to 8! I'll be turning back
normally...it'll look like he's a gay person that he is hitting on me.
Harriette started to panic a little bit and sat back down. Draco was still behind her and placed his ugly
hands somewhere....causing Harriette to turn red and push him farther.
Ron and Hermione, on the other hand, were laughing so hard on the inside that they can barely control
themselves, as Harry experiencing his worst date.
"What's wrong cupcake?" Draco asked. I still don't get why people get called 'sweet' by calling them food
names. Harry thought.
"Don't touch me there!"
"Oh. I'm sorry, where? Here?"
Harriette pushed him farther, this time, harder. "I said. Don't. Touch. ME."
"Oh. We got a toughy." He winked and moved closer. He noticed something beside Harriette's bangs.
He moved it aside, and a scar was formed. "What...What's this scar?"
"Oh....er...what are you talking about?"
Draco looked at it closer and felt it, "I know what you are." Harriette looked at him, "You're a fan of
Harry's aren't ya?"
"Err...maybe..." with another glance at Draco's watch, he saw there was a minute left.
"What's going on with your hair?" Draco asked, and he saw Harriette's puppy face, "Not that I mind...it's
turning black...it's so beautiful in the spark of the moon."
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Harriette thought. He obviously knew, that he was turning back to normal.
"Say, it's 8 o'clockâI think we better head back." Harriette said nervously.
"Nah...stay...they won't mind. Do you?"
Harriette got up, Draco looked at her stunned. Not only by her fitting appearance, but her face was
turning back to normal, her hair was getting shorter and her waiste was bulging back to masculine.
"Say...you look familiar." Draco blurted out. Harry tried to run, but Draco caught his arm. He looked at
him with disgust and dread, he looked scared and suprised at the same time- his mix emotion was
messing up his face.
"What? Changing your mind about my adorable face?" Harry asked.
"POTTER!" Draco screamed with rage, "THIS IS...THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! But...HOW? You were once
a...a girl.... THIS IS DISGUSTING!"
"Oh, darling. Stop talking about yourself." Harry winked, and started to flutter his eyes.
"But...h-how?!" this time, Draco was holding Harry's shoulder, shaking him like crazy.
"Professor Higgins. It's part of a project."
"TO SEDUCE ME!?"
"Why Draco, how could you think such thing? I only came because you made yourself make me come.
Why, are you already changing minds about my irresistable body....cupcake?" Harry smirked. Draco let
go of his shoulder. He looked at Harry with horror, as Harry was having the time of his life.
"Oh, you're a funny girl, Potter." Draco sarcastically said, and made a swing for it.
Harry ducked and snapped, "Just like YOUR FACE!" he laughed hysterically as he ran around the tree from Draco, who was chasing after him. Harry tripped on a tree branch, and smartly grabbed the glass of pumpkin juice and face-washed Draco who was just about to tackle him.
"And that's for touching my cleavage. It shows that you should keep your hands to yourself!" Draco wiped the pumpkin juice on his face with his arms.
"What cleavage!!" Draco snapped back.
"Oh, like- what a burn. Just to let you know, those babies got me escaping from Voldemort, haven't they? Oh you just have to admit." Harry joked.
"POTTER YOUR FULL OF SHIT" At this point, Draco was really angry.
"Hah, you mean the ones that come out of....umm..your face?"
This moment, Ron and Hermione back in the bush, watching every action- with Ron laughing hysterically and Hermione nearly on the floor, couldn't breathe.
Harry lost Draco, because he was on the floor wiping all the heavy, thick, pumpkin juice. Harry tried to run for it, but it slowed him down for he was wearing a dress.
"NOBODY. And I MEAN NOBODY better know about this, Potter. OR ELSE! I never liked you in the first place, anyway! BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY!"
Harry laughed, "So are you!" He took his shoes off, and ran into the castle, "IT'S OVER MALFOY!" he
joked. Ron and Hermione joined him as he got in the castle.
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"You sure showed him, Harry." Ron finally got hold of himself.
"That's to show to always keep your hands to yourself, especially when you're a woman!" Hermione quoted.
"Yeah, that's defenitley going on my report." Harry said, fixing up his hair.
"That was a tough, tough break up. You looked hot, Harry." Ron sarcastically told him.
"Yeah. No one knew that was comin'" Hermione laughed.
"I wonder what that bloody ass's face's gonna look like when you see him in potions tomorrow, Harry."
"Who cares, it's Malfoy?"
Harry nodded and chuckled, as the three of them headed back to their common rooms for curfew.
A/N: HAHAAahah that was so retarded. Anyway who cares that's just what my story is LOL umm yeah review please! And thanx again to the people who reviewed!
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