A/n: Okey yeahh!! Finally upd8ed this next chap...Hehehe luv the reviews thanks guys!
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Chapter 8: Up for a quick lesson?
That third period next day, Harry and Ron gloomily walked to Potion's class, looking feminine and all. They were sure Professor Higgins had already explained to Snape what's going on. But still, they'll still become a laughing stock of the whole Slytherin crew.
As they got inside, everybody was silent. To Harry and Ron's suprise, everybody was in their opposite genders- even the Slytherins!
Ron snorted out loud as his eye caught Draco's seat- where an attractive blonde girl stared back with grey eyes.
"Draco looks pretty good...as a girl." He commented. Harry chuckled.
"Ron, you do know how it's going to defenitley scarr me for life, when I see you as a girl attracted with another girl?"
"Oh shut up, you're already scarred." They sat on their seats.
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After a full hour of trying to avoid looking at Draco, because he's been glancing at him dirtyily after what had happened the other night, they walked out for lunch.
They met up with Hermione at the Gryffindor Common room, to drop off a few things.
"How was class?" she snorted, as she saw the look of the two ladies. Nobody replied.
"Yeah...don't answer that." She said quickly, as she picked up her books and headed out.
Harry went up to his dormitory to pick up a book, they planned to return after lunch. He took his time going down the stairs, and found Ron scratching his own leg.
"What's the matter?"
Ron looked at him with disgust, "My legs are itching."
Hermione came back in, realising she'd just forgotten her parchments. She stopped dead, as she found
Ron on the couch. Dead, hmm- well maybe not. But she certainly dropped laughing her butt off on the
floor.
"What's so funny? It's not like your legs haven't itched before." Ron told her.
Hermione managed to stand up and clear a tear off her eyes, "Y-yes- but," she started to laugh again,
"You're one hairy animal!"
Harry and Ron looked at each other.
"I-I never realised-" Hermione chuckled some more, "Don't tell me...don't tell me you went to class with
those skirts!" at this time, she dropped her books. Tears came out of her eyes and her stomach hurt, of
laughing too much.
"What's your problem, Hermione?" Harry asked.
"No, no problem. You're problem." She finally managed to stop laughing, "You guys need to...to...well if
you're going to be girls- you need to be smooth. You can't go around like that forever."
"Smooth?"
Ron turned over to Harry and whispered, "Does she mean what I think she means?"
"What do you think?"
Ron looked dreadfully at Hermione, as she gave out a wide grin.
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The three hurried for their lunch, and as for the break- they spent times by going to the girl's bathroom.
"Now." Hermione started, she started to laugh again.
"Stop laughing!" Ron demanded, getting a little insecure.
They felt that Hermione was planning all this. It felt like a joke....was it?
"Well girls- you're about to find a few secrets to femalehood." She took out her wand, "Accio two evahs
rozar et maerc!"
Ron and Harry looked at each other, as two strange looking things with blades on the end. Of course,
Harry knew what this was- because they, too, have it in the Muggle world. He just wasn't sure if this was
really from the Muggle world or something the Wizard world has as well.
Ron was looking both confused- and amazed at the same time.
"Behold." Hermione told them, "the razor blade."
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A/n: Lol i seriously dunno wut im on. – o well- Evahs rozar is "shaving razor" backwards and "et" is and in french- maerc is 'cream' lol!!