Authors note: This story should only have a couple more chapters, then it will be complete.

Cry Me a River

Chapter 16

Double Trouble

Sam couldn't believe that Grace and Charity had the nerve to show up at his new home. But he didn't have time to deal with them right now. Kay was in labor and he had to get her to the hospital.

"Miguel, Help Ivy get her to the car." Sam instructed, releasing Kay.

Miguel grabbed Kay's arm. "I got her. Ok Iv let's go. Easy does it."

Grace and Charity were reluctant to move from the door. But they did, knowing that they had business to attend to.

"What the hell do you want?" Sam growled.

"It's simple Uncle Sam." Charity chirped, giving him her best smile.

Jessica glared at her, wanting to knock the smile off her ugly alien face. But she held her temper, and stood at her father's side quietly. She was curious as to why her mother would show up now after disowning Kay and herself. She had heard that Grace had adopted Charity as her own. The only child she still had a good relationship with was Noah.

"I'm not your uncle." Sam said coldly. "And I want you both out of my house right now."

"Oh now Sam, don't take it out on Charity." Grace said patting Charity's head like she was a pet dog. "We have a reason for being here."

Sam rolled his eyes. Her sweet and innocent act wasn't going to work with him. "I doubt that Grace. Now get out."

"Fine. I'll see you at the hospital then." Grace said with a smile. Then she handed him a set of papers.

"Come my dear Charity. We need to see my grandchild."

Sam skimmed through the papers, getting angrier by the moment. "What are you trying to pull you witch?"

In his hand he held a set of papers requesting d.n.a from Miguel and the baby. It was a judge's order, which meant that he had no choice the test had to be preformed. But Sam couldn't understand why that anyone would want that done. Miguel and Kay both admitted to making love. Why mess with the truth.

Charity smiled. If she could plant a seed of doubt in Miguel's mind, maybe he would come back to her. She was too stupid to consider what would happen if it came back that Miguel was in fact the father. After all, he was the only one that Kay had ever slept with.

"Well Sam," Grace said happily, "Charity told me how Kay was messing around with Fox behind our backs. So I want to make sure this is Miguel's baby."

Sam could have choked her to death. He knew that Kay would never sleep with anyone but Miguel. He was the only person that Kay had ever loved. They had been best friends since they were small. They belonged together, even though Charity had messed that up for a while.

"I know you just want to start trouble Grace." Sam said, "and I could have you both arrested for being here. After all, there is restraining orders against you."

Charity paled. She didn't want to go to jail. Aunt Grace came back from jail with a girlfriend named Wanda. Except Wanda wanted to be called Wayne and wore men's clothes. Charity didn't want a girlfriend who pretended to be a man.

Sam smiled to himself, seeing the fear in their eyes. "But I won't. I will see you at the hospital. But..."

"But what?" Grace asked, gulping. She knew Sam wouldn't hesitate to put her back in jail. Not that it had been so bad there. She had fallen in love with "Wayne". But she didn't want to go back and leave behind her new and bizarre life.

"But," Sam continued. "If the test comes back positive, and the baby is Miguel's, this is what I want."

Charity smiled. Maybe just maybe they can pay off Eve to rig the test. Yes, that is what they would do and Wayne would help them. "What do you want Uncle Sam?"

"I am not your uncle for the last time." Sam said, rolling his eyes. "IF it comes back positive, you two have to leave Harmony forever."

"Sure." Grace said a little too quickly. She already had plans to make sure that Eve screwed up the test results. Wayne had found some dirt on her and she planned to use it.

"Ok, but guess what?" Sam said smiling. "Eve can't do this test. Its called conflict of interest. So, I will get the station Nurse to do it and then personally deliver the results. Just to make sure everything is honest and fair."

Neither Grace nor Charity had planned on that. Suddenly they no longer wanted the test. "Ok...But if you want we can forget the whole thing."

Sam sighed. So they did plan on messing with the test results. That was just sick. He couldn't believe that the woman he used to love had turned out so evil and horrible. And, to think he thought at one time Ivy was the horrible one.

Jessica, who had slipped out of the room when Grace and Sam were arguing, suddenly reappeared.

"Dad, come on we don't have much time."

With that he pushed past Grace and Charity and ran to the car. He had to get Kay to the hospital to have her baby.

"What are we going to do now Aunt Grace?"

Grace sighed. "I don't know Charity. Let's think of one more thing. And if it doesn't work, well...we have no choice but to leave Harmony."

Charity sighed. Life without Harmony could be good or bad. She could start a new life as sweet, innocent Charity and wreck someone else's life. OR she could stay here and try to make Kay and Miguel miserable.

Then again there was the chance that Kay would make her pay for all the horrible things she had done to her. Charity had seen her cousin's anger at its worst and she wasn't so sure that she wanted to even go there.

"I've got to do something." She sighed and followed her aunt to the car she had just bought. Wanda or Wayne or whatever bought her a mustang. Living with a lesbian crook did have its advantages.

Ok what do u all think? Sorry to any Charity fans. Of course I highly doubt that they exist at all. But if they do, I am sorry I hate her, and I wish they would write her off the show, Please read and review

In the next Chapter: Kay gives birth, and the paternity test is done. What will it reveal?

Ps Does anyone know how long it takes to get the results back? What should be Charity and Grace's final plan?