A legend of zelda: Majora has a mask
Ok, here goes.This will be short. i have little time
It all begins.wrong. It all continues.
Link was riding through the woods on his trusty steed.Epana. He had had to nick the steed of malon when Zelda nicked Epona.Just thinking of that tretious scum made him feel like throwing up all over Epana.Suddenly a flashback enveloped him and he was gone
Zelda: Here you go link this is for saving the entire world.Ta hanks
Link: so where will i be staying in the castle?
Zelda: Staying, your jobs done now go
Link: Go!!!!!!!!!! i thought we were a item.you andme
Zelda: you. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.Seriously though you have pointy ears and knoberly knees. Go you just being here is ruining my reputation.
Link:Bitch
Zelda:Guards seize him
Link:Holy ship
Then the daydream went.
At least he had knicked the ocarina of time. Now she will stay a child forever. Link smiled at the gremlin of hate that enveloped his entire world. How he wished he could have done more but alas those short-sighted guards were quite good.
NEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly standing in front of him was a wierd creature. nearly fourfoot tall and looking like a scare crow
Link:who are you?
Stranger:I am the evil guy
Link:(laugthing out loud) You. Look i have fought massive dragons, one eyed frakish monsters, Phantoms, eveil pigs, mad chickens and dogs and out of them all you are the least scary.
Stranger: i am still going to steel your ocarina.
Link: Take it, i dont need it.
(link tosses the ocarina to the stranger who then looks at it with a awe of mystery
Stranger: Ta kindley, you do know that without it the fabric of time will break and you will be forced to have navi again
(stranger nicksLinks house and runs off)
Stranger:Mwa Mwa Mwa(hits a tree and becomes unconscious)
Link:Navi Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that@!34#4 fairy again(Link starts to pursue
Hoped you enjoyed
Ok, here goes.This will be short. i have little time
It all begins.wrong. It all continues.
Link was riding through the woods on his trusty steed.Epana. He had had to nick the steed of malon when Zelda nicked Epona.Just thinking of that tretious scum made him feel like throwing up all over Epana.Suddenly a flashback enveloped him and he was gone
Zelda: Here you go link this is for saving the entire world.Ta hanks
Link: so where will i be staying in the castle?
Zelda: Staying, your jobs done now go
Link: Go!!!!!!!!!! i thought we were a item.you andme
Zelda: you. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.Seriously though you have pointy ears and knoberly knees. Go you just being here is ruining my reputation.
Link:Bitch
Zelda:Guards seize him
Link:Holy ship
Then the daydream went.
At least he had knicked the ocarina of time. Now she will stay a child forever. Link smiled at the gremlin of hate that enveloped his entire world. How he wished he could have done more but alas those short-sighted guards were quite good.
NEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly standing in front of him was a wierd creature. nearly fourfoot tall and looking like a scare crow
Link:who are you?
Stranger:I am the evil guy
Link:(laugthing out loud) You. Look i have fought massive dragons, one eyed frakish monsters, Phantoms, eveil pigs, mad chickens and dogs and out of them all you are the least scary.
Stranger: i am still going to steel your ocarina.
Link: Take it, i dont need it.
(link tosses the ocarina to the stranger who then looks at it with a awe of mystery
Stranger: Ta kindley, you do know that without it the fabric of time will break and you will be forced to have navi again
(stranger nicksLinks house and runs off)
Stranger:Mwa Mwa Mwa(hits a tree and becomes unconscious)
Link:Navi Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that@!34#4 fairy again(Link starts to pursue
Hoped you enjoyed