A legend of zelda: Majora has a mask
Ok, here goes.This will be short. i have little time
It all begins.wrong. It all continues.
Link was riding through the woods on his trusty steed.Epana. He had had to nick the steed of malon when Zelda nicked Epona.Just thinking of that tretious scum made him feel like throwing up all over Epana.Suddenly a flashback enveloped him and he was gone
Zelda: Here you go link this is for saving the entire world.Ta hanks
Link: so where will i be staying in the castle?
Zelda: Staying, your jobs done now go
Link: Go!!!!!!!!!! i thought we were a item.you andme
Zelda: you. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.Seriously though you have pointy ears and knoberly knees. Go you just being here is ruining my reputation.
Link:Bitch
Zelda:Guards seize him
Link:Holy ship
Then the daydream went.
At least he had knicked the ocarina of time. Now she will stay a child forever. Link smiled at the gremlin of hate that enveloped his entire world. How he wished he could have done more but alas those short-sighted guards were quite good.
NEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly standing in front of him was a wierd creature. nearly fourfoot tall and looking like a scare crow
Link:who are you?
Stranger:I am the evil guy
Link:(laugthing out loud) You. Look i have fought massive dragons, one eyed frakish monsters, Phantoms, eveil pigs, mad chickens and dogs and out of them all you are the least scary.
Stranger: i am still going to steel your ocarina.
Link: Take it, i dont need it.
(link tosses the ocarina to the stranger who then looks at it with a awe of mystery
Stranger: Ta kindley, you do know that without it the fabric of time will break and you will be forced to have navi again
(stranger nicksLinks house and runs off)
Stranger:Mwa Mwa Mwa(hits a tree and becomes unconscious)
Link:Navi Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that@!34#4 fairy again(Link starts to pursue
Hoped you enjoyed
Link is chsing after the strange skullkid like like creature when from out of no where for no appoarent reason at all a cliff forms in front of him. He tries to stop but forgot that he was wearing his flying boots and skided over the cliff
Link:This cannot be good
Link starts to fall down the cliff that seems to go on for ever.
Random bearded stranger: oh no frodo you fell down to. now we will never get the ring to mordor
Link: who are you
Random bearded stranger: i am gandalf the gay, a realitive of gandalf the gray
Link: thats nice, loser
Gandalf: i heard that you miserable little bast@!. take this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(magical beam hits link and forces him to become unconsios)
After a few hours of free falling link wakes up and is staring at a puddle and in the reflection he notices that he has turned into a deku scrub.
Link: well this dosen't happen everyday. in fact it should be a annoyance but in some bizarre way there will be puzzles that only deku scrub will be able to do.
Skullfid: How did you know that
Link: you tell me why i am a deku scrub and will tell you that?
skullkid:due to you not having the ocarina of time there has been a rip in the fabric of time that means totally random things can hppen at any time
Link: oh ok. i have just played this game before
suddenly two fairys appear out of no where.
Fairy no 1: look sis we have divded into two.
Fairy no 2:wow thats true, hey look its link
fairy no 1: hey thats true its link. link over here, hey look, listen it's m... us na and vi
vi: look link, listen, look, hey skullkid, hi , look, over here, a clue that totally takes out the fun of the puzzle
skullkid: oh no it has happened except worse there's two. We are all doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crap
skullkid runs away and na and vi chase him but na being so totally crap runs into a door
Link: so i have half of navi with me and i am a deku scrub what else could go wrong
mask seller: hello want to,want to buy a mask,a mask,ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, mask
Link NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r and r. i don't own anything that anyone else owns
how do you set chapters, tell me in your review. no more until you do
Ok, here goes.This will be short. i have little time
It all begins.wrong. It all continues.
Link was riding through the woods on his trusty steed.Epana. He had had to nick the steed of malon when Zelda nicked Epona.Just thinking of that tretious scum made him feel like throwing up all over Epana.Suddenly a flashback enveloped him and he was gone
Zelda: Here you go link this is for saving the entire world.Ta hanks
Link: so where will i be staying in the castle?
Zelda: Staying, your jobs done now go
Link: Go!!!!!!!!!! i thought we were a item.you andme
Zelda: you. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.Seriously though you have pointy ears and knoberly knees. Go you just being here is ruining my reputation.
Link:Bitch
Zelda:Guards seize him
Link:Holy ship
Then the daydream went.
At least he had knicked the ocarina of time. Now she will stay a child forever. Link smiled at the gremlin of hate that enveloped his entire world. How he wished he could have done more but alas those short-sighted guards were quite good.
NEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly standing in front of him was a wierd creature. nearly fourfoot tall and looking like a scare crow
Link:who are you?
Stranger:I am the evil guy
Link:(laugthing out loud) You. Look i have fought massive dragons, one eyed frakish monsters, Phantoms, eveil pigs, mad chickens and dogs and out of them all you are the least scary.
Stranger: i am still going to steel your ocarina.
Link: Take it, i dont need it.
(link tosses the ocarina to the stranger who then looks at it with a awe of mystery
Stranger: Ta kindley, you do know that without it the fabric of time will break and you will be forced to have navi again
(stranger nicksLinks house and runs off)
Stranger:Mwa Mwa Mwa(hits a tree and becomes unconscious)
Link:Navi Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not that@!34#4 fairy again(Link starts to pursue
Hoped you enjoyed
Link is chsing after the strange skullkid like like creature when from out of no where for no appoarent reason at all a cliff forms in front of him. He tries to stop but forgot that he was wearing his flying boots and skided over the cliff
Link:This cannot be good
Link starts to fall down the cliff that seems to go on for ever.
Random bearded stranger: oh no frodo you fell down to. now we will never get the ring to mordor
Link: who are you
Random bearded stranger: i am gandalf the gay, a realitive of gandalf the gray
Link: thats nice, loser
Gandalf: i heard that you miserable little bast@!. take this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(magical beam hits link and forces him to become unconsios)
After a few hours of free falling link wakes up and is staring at a puddle and in the reflection he notices that he has turned into a deku scrub.
Link: well this dosen't happen everyday. in fact it should be a annoyance but in some bizarre way there will be puzzles that only deku scrub will be able to do.
Skullfid: How did you know that
Link: you tell me why i am a deku scrub and will tell you that?
skullkid:due to you not having the ocarina of time there has been a rip in the fabric of time that means totally random things can hppen at any time
Link: oh ok. i have just played this game before
suddenly two fairys appear out of no where.
Fairy no 1: look sis we have divded into two.
Fairy no 2:wow thats true, hey look its link
fairy no 1: hey thats true its link. link over here, hey look, listen it's m... us na and vi
vi: look link, listen, look, hey skullkid, hi , look, over here, a clue that totally takes out the fun of the puzzle
skullkid: oh no it has happened except worse there's two. We are all doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crap
skullkid runs away and na and vi chase him but na being so totally crap runs into a door
Link: so i have half of navi with me and i am a deku scrub what else could go wrong
mask seller: hello want to,want to buy a mask,a mask,ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, mask
Link NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r and r. i don't own anything that anyone else owns
how do you set chapters, tell me in your review. no more until you do