Okay. So that was my 1st eva chapter. Here's my 2nd. Thnx if u've reviewed.
I hate u if u haven't. Ginny has pretty much my persona so she's pretty
much a big b###h in disguise. And I'm not really gonna let this
Harry/Hermione thing go on. It's 2 boring and been 2 many times. And don't
tell me I'm contradicting myself with Ginny/Draco. I'm not even sure myself
if it's gonna happen.
Okay. Touch down. Stupid slow muggle way of getting luggage off the airoplane thing. Luckily mine is sapient pear wood. It has a mind of its own. He he he. Wonder what the muggles will think of it. Wait I hear screams. Finally, my luggage is off the plane. " There you are! Who's a good luggage? Who's a good luggage? That's right you are you good beautiful luggage that you are." " Ginny get over it. It's a luggage." " Yeah Ron. I know. Now if you don't shut up you'll become its dinner." " Fine, fine. What ever." Im so happy. I don't have to lug my luggage around. It can walk. Ah. Don't ya love the wonderful world of modern magic? I know I do. Look there's Crabbe and Goyle. Lugging Draco's luggage around. On the other hand, don't ya love hired thugs? " Really, those 2 are more hindrance than help. Don't you think sugar plum?" Oh sweet mother of Merlin its Draco. " I'd really appreciate it if you didn't sneak up on me like that. And quit with the gooey names. All right?" " What ever you say.honey." Oh why oh why is this happening to me? Grrrrr I hate him! Though he does look pretty good in tank tops. EEEEEWWWWWW! Where'd that come from? EW! EW! EW! I am female. And he is pretty hot but his persona is something that really puts me off. Come to think of it, heaps of people on the plane were heaps scared about terrorists. But Dumbledore put enough protective charms on it; it will not have a single threat for a century. Oh goody! More muggle transport. And there are no kangaroos jumping down the road. Much to Ron's displeasure. We have arrived at the Royal Botanical Gardens in Sydney. Whoopee. Some dude in red back costume has just welcomed us. May I remind you that this is Australia in December! It is Boiling! Like Major heatwave and none of the people here seem to notice it! Weird. Lucky for cooling charms. We are now being asked to build a fricken muggle fence like muggles in the convict era. They have a tobacco plant here. He did tell us not to take any, but that hasn't stopped well, everyone from taking some. Well I'll be honest.a LOT. Sweet mother of Merlin Crabbe and Goyle's pockets are bulging with them! Mind you the muggles don't notice and Dumbledore is pretending not to notice. That job finished after being called brainless twits ten thousand times we get nice little old lady to show us some of the natural plants the natives or aboriginals used. She is now telling us about how the tribe of the area scared off intruders. Its quite interesting. They all ran and hid when the enemy approached, and then waited until they left off sentries. They then chose their bravest warrior to creep into their camp and put an armful of these leaves on the campfire then run off. In the morning they would all wake up with headaches and nausea and think the place was haunted and bugger off. " Hey Ginny. What plant did they use? The lady didn't tell us." " Ron you are a twit. It is obvious if you knew anything, but since you don't, I'm not going to tell you." " Oh Virginia my pearl. It was quite clever of the savages to use pot to dope the enemy ay?" " Yeah Draco. Maybe they could use it to dope you. Then I wouldn't have to listen to you for a while." " Ooh. Harsh." " Go away." Back on the bus and Dumbledore is telling us about the magical plants they used. Quite helpful. NOT! I wish this was not a school trip.
Okay. Touch down. Stupid slow muggle way of getting luggage off the airoplane thing. Luckily mine is sapient pear wood. It has a mind of its own. He he he. Wonder what the muggles will think of it. Wait I hear screams. Finally, my luggage is off the plane. " There you are! Who's a good luggage? Who's a good luggage? That's right you are you good beautiful luggage that you are." " Ginny get over it. It's a luggage." " Yeah Ron. I know. Now if you don't shut up you'll become its dinner." " Fine, fine. What ever." Im so happy. I don't have to lug my luggage around. It can walk. Ah. Don't ya love the wonderful world of modern magic? I know I do. Look there's Crabbe and Goyle. Lugging Draco's luggage around. On the other hand, don't ya love hired thugs? " Really, those 2 are more hindrance than help. Don't you think sugar plum?" Oh sweet mother of Merlin its Draco. " I'd really appreciate it if you didn't sneak up on me like that. And quit with the gooey names. All right?" " What ever you say.honey." Oh why oh why is this happening to me? Grrrrr I hate him! Though he does look pretty good in tank tops. EEEEEWWWWWW! Where'd that come from? EW! EW! EW! I am female. And he is pretty hot but his persona is something that really puts me off. Come to think of it, heaps of people on the plane were heaps scared about terrorists. But Dumbledore put enough protective charms on it; it will not have a single threat for a century. Oh goody! More muggle transport. And there are no kangaroos jumping down the road. Much to Ron's displeasure. We have arrived at the Royal Botanical Gardens in Sydney. Whoopee. Some dude in red back costume has just welcomed us. May I remind you that this is Australia in December! It is Boiling! Like Major heatwave and none of the people here seem to notice it! Weird. Lucky for cooling charms. We are now being asked to build a fricken muggle fence like muggles in the convict era. They have a tobacco plant here. He did tell us not to take any, but that hasn't stopped well, everyone from taking some. Well I'll be honest.a LOT. Sweet mother of Merlin Crabbe and Goyle's pockets are bulging with them! Mind you the muggles don't notice and Dumbledore is pretending not to notice. That job finished after being called brainless twits ten thousand times we get nice little old lady to show us some of the natural plants the natives or aboriginals used. She is now telling us about how the tribe of the area scared off intruders. Its quite interesting. They all ran and hid when the enemy approached, and then waited until they left off sentries. They then chose their bravest warrior to creep into their camp and put an armful of these leaves on the campfire then run off. In the morning they would all wake up with headaches and nausea and think the place was haunted and bugger off. " Hey Ginny. What plant did they use? The lady didn't tell us." " Ron you are a twit. It is obvious if you knew anything, but since you don't, I'm not going to tell you." " Oh Virginia my pearl. It was quite clever of the savages to use pot to dope the enemy ay?" " Yeah Draco. Maybe they could use it to dope you. Then I wouldn't have to listen to you for a while." " Ooh. Harsh." " Go away." Back on the bus and Dumbledore is telling us about the magical plants they used. Quite helpful. NOT! I wish this was not a school trip.