Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. Wish I did though...
chapter 1-brief summary: mix of the tv shows Survivor and The Bachelor, but instead with the harry potter cast. 5 guys compete for 1 girl's attention...who will she pick? It's up to you to decide who stays to compete and who has to leave...
Lizzie: Hello everyone! And welcome to the first edition of Hogwarts Bachelorette! I'm Lizzie and I'll be your hostess! Here's how it works: 5 guys are put into a "private" house on Hogwarts grounds. They will be competing for 1 girl's love and attention. Let's get an interview with the competitors! Let's come over here to a competitor, Ron Weasley! Hi Ron and welcome to the show! Tell us about your feelings about this Hogwarts Bachelorette.
Ron: Er...I hope the girl I'm competing for is something who is...er...never mind. No comment.
Lizzie: Of course you should have a comment! No? Alright, fine. Onwards, to competitor #2, Harry Potter! The boy who lived! Hello and welcome to the show. What are your feelings about the hogwarts Bachelorette?
Harry: Um...what did Ron say? Anything? Well, hope it's Cho or something...er...shouldn't have said that. *blushes furiously*
Lizzie: Nice answer! Competitor #3! Draco Malfoy! Now, Draco, tell us about how you feel.
Draco: What?! What is that thing you're pointing at me?! Get the bloody hell away from me! Oh, uh...what? Oh, yeah, Weasel and Potter are going down! *smirks*
Lizzie: Interesting prediction! Maybe it'll come true! Next competitor! Mr. Viktor Krum! Now, Viktor, I understand that you have had special feelings about a certain girl in the past, is that correct?
Krum: Vell, you could say that.
Lizzie: Okay, ooh, we're going to run out of time. Last competitor, Neville Longbottom! Neville, what are you going to do to get the girl?
Neville: I-I-I shouldn't tell y-y-you. M-my G-Grandma might g-get m-m-mad.
Lizzie: Nervous there aren't you? Well, you won't be nervous once we start! Let's reveal the bachelorette to the competitors!
The 5 guys crowd around a doorway. Lizzie opens the door.
Lizzie: And there she is! Hermione Granger!
Hermoine: Why am I on the show again?
Lizzie: You'll soon find out. Now let's lead them to their "private" house with hidden video cameras so we can see what's going on inside! They have 5 weeks together! Now into the house you go!
Lizzie pushes them in through the doorway and locks them in.
Lizzie: Enjoy your stay! Come on, everyone! We can watch from the Great Hall!
After Lizzie and the Hogwarts students are gone, Hermoine pouts.
Hermoine: Why are we all locked in here?
Draco: *smirks again* Didn't you hear? We're on Hogwarts Bachelorette.
Hermoine: *looks disgusted* With you guys? Yuck. I refuse.
Ron: Too late.
Draco: It's worse for me. I'm stuck in here with a Mudblood, Weasel, Potter, Longbottom, and Krum. No one decent to talk to.
Harry: Shut your trap, Malfoy.
Krum: Vat are ve supposed to do?
Draco: Hey, Krum, here's your chance, to snag Granger! You can have her and win!
Ron: Hey! I wanna win the $10,000!
Draco: $10,000 reward and Granger if you win?! What in the bloody hell?! I'm going for it. Maybe I can get the $10,000 and dump Granger!
Hermoine: Oh, goody.
Draco: Okay, since neither of us know what to, let's play truth or dare!
Hermoine: Just as long as it doesn't get us expelled.
Draco: Stop worrying. Weasel, truth or dare?
Ron: Don't call me a weasel!
Draco: Fine, fine, ruin the fun. Weasley, truth or dare?
Ron: Um...truth.
Draco: Who is your true love?
Ron: *Blushes as red as his hair* Er...no one...
Draco: We could give you a truth potion to make you tell the real truth...
Ron: Fine, er...Lavender.
Draco: I need a last name. I don't know who Lavender is until you tell me her last name.
Ron: Lavender Brown.
Draco: Much better. *smirks again*
Ron; Wipe that smile off your face, Malfoy!
Draco: Weasley, it's your turn!
Ron: I know that! Uh, Neville, truth or dare?
Neville: T-t-truth.
Ron: Dammit. Oh well, who is YOUR true love?
Neville: H-h-hermoine or G-g-ginny.
Hermoine: *blushes*
Draco: Hey look, Weasley! Longbottom's got it in for your sister!
Ron: Shut the bloody hell up!
Neville: Harry? T-t-truth or d-dare?
Harry: You guys are so boring. Dare.
Neville: Kiss Hermoine for 3 minutes.
Draco bursts out laughly.
Krum: *looks surly and frowns*
Hermoine: No, you won't!
Harry: Relax. It's a dare. I gotta do it. *imagines Hermoine was Cho*
Hermoine: Fine.
They kiss passionately. Harry feels his arms going around Hermoine's waist. Hermoine hears Draco and Ron laughing their heads off.
Draco: HAHAHAHA! That's a good one, Longbottom!
Neville: *nervously laughs* T-t-thanks.
After the three mintues are over, Harry and Hermoine continue kissing.
Draco: Look! They love each other! They don't want to stop! It's been over 3 minutes!
Hermoine: *pulls away from Harry* What?!
Harry: *shrugs* Krum, truth or dare?
Krum: Vat? Oh, troof.
Harry: Do you swear that you like Hermoine with all your heart?
Krum: *sighs* Yes.
Draco laughs even harder.
Krum: Don't laff too hard, Malfoy. Troof or dare?
Draco: Er...dare!
Krum: You haff to kiss Herm-own-ninny for 5 minutes.
Draco: *looks horrified* What?! Why would you say that?! I thought you would like Granger enough to stop another guy from kissing her. *grumbles*
Hermoine: Eww...no way am I kissing Malfoy!
Ron: You've got no other choice. It's a dare.
Krum: I double dare you.
Draco: What?!
Draco and Hermoine kiss each other. The rest laughing hard. The rest bury their faces into pillows to sstop laughing so hard. Draco moves his hands around Hermoine's waist. Draco lips Hermoine's lips, pleading for entrance. Hermoine parts her lips. They french for the reaminder of their time.
Harry: *Red from laughing* Okay, it's been 5 minutes you guys. Hey look, there's two lovebirds!
Draco and Hermoine are kissing and hugging each other. Hermoine runs her fingers gently through Draco's hair. The rest laugh again and leave the room for their privacy, still laughing. Draco moves his hands up and down Hermoine's back. They finally pull apart, gasping for breath. They look at each other and kiss again, this time more passionately. Draco pulls away from Hermoine and runs to his room, leaving Hermoine gasping for breath.
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Draco takes out his journal, a quill and some ink. He begins writing.
What the hell am I doing? I was kissing a Mudblood! Draco, pull yourself together. You're supposed to come out alive and well, not with some Mudblood. But Draco, think of the prize money. No, wait, I'm confused...
Hope that chapter was a good one! Review and I'll update soon!