The Lord of the Rings:
Gollum's Karaoke
Missing Preciousss
(to the tune of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles)
(sung by Gollum)
My Precious has been missing
And it makes me feel so bad
Missing Precious, where are you?
Missing Precious...
Don't worry
Missing Precious...
Come back
We'll find you
And that Frodo brat
I don't understand why
Such a courteous hobbit guy
Would want to go and burgle
My Ring.
Missing Precious...
Don't worry
Missing Precious..
Come back
We'll find you
And that Frodo brat
Missing Precious
We'll kill him
Missing Precious
We'll get 'im
We'll find you
And that Frodo brat...
Thank you, thank you.
Over that Marsh
(to the tune of "Over the Rainbow" from the Wizard of Oz)
(sung by Sam and Frodo on the way to Mordor)
Some where
Over that marsh
Way up high
There's a volcano
I heard of
Once in a speech by a wizard
Some where
Over that marsh
Where the smoke is
There's a place called
Mount Doom
Where we must find
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the Nazgul are far behind me..
Where trouble melts like lembas bread
Away above the volcano tops
That's where you'll find me..
Somewhere
Over that marsh
Way up high
There's a place for the Ring
The melt into a lump...
Thank you, thank you.
Wow, Sam, I didn't know we could hit those high notes.
Neither did I Frodo..
Mushrooms
(to the tune of "Black Socks")
(sung by Merry and Pippin)
Mushrooms
They always are tasty
No matter where
Someday I think I'll stop stealin' them
But something inside me just tells me not yet
Not yet not yet not yet..
Thank you!
Merry, got any mushrooms?
I don't think so, Pip, wanna steal some from Maggot?
Sure, Merry.
Arwen
(to the tune of "Greensleeves")
(sung by Aragorn)
Alas, my love, we have a problem
That you are immortal
When I have loved you so long
Delighting in your company
Arwen! My delight,
O! Arwen what shall we do?
Arwen! My heart of gold,
With a father that's just gone crazy
Alas, my love, we have a problem
Your daddy's doing the eyebrow thing
I want no more than to love you
But Elrond seems to have a problem
Arwen! My delight,
O! Arwen what shall we do?
Arwen! My heart of gold,
With a father who wants to kill me..
Thank *sob* you *sniff*
Gollum's Karaoke
Missing Preciousss
(to the tune of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles)
(sung by Gollum)
My Precious has been missing
And it makes me feel so bad
Missing Precious, where are you?
Missing Precious...
Don't worry
Missing Precious...
Come back
We'll find you
And that Frodo brat
I don't understand why
Such a courteous hobbit guy
Would want to go and burgle
My Ring.
Missing Precious...
Don't worry
Missing Precious..
Come back
We'll find you
And that Frodo brat
Missing Precious
We'll kill him
Missing Precious
We'll get 'im
We'll find you
And that Frodo brat...
Thank you, thank you.
Over that Marsh
(to the tune of "Over the Rainbow" from the Wizard of Oz)
(sung by Sam and Frodo on the way to Mordor)
Some where
Over that marsh
Way up high
There's a volcano
I heard of
Once in a speech by a wizard
Some where
Over that marsh
Where the smoke is
There's a place called
Mount Doom
Where we must find
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the Nazgul are far behind me..
Where trouble melts like lembas bread
Away above the volcano tops
That's where you'll find me..
Somewhere
Over that marsh
Way up high
There's a place for the Ring
The melt into a lump...
Thank you, thank you.
Wow, Sam, I didn't know we could hit those high notes.
Neither did I Frodo..
Mushrooms
(to the tune of "Black Socks")
(sung by Merry and Pippin)
Mushrooms
They always are tasty
No matter where
Someday I think I'll stop stealin' them
But something inside me just tells me not yet
Not yet not yet not yet..
Thank you!
Merry, got any mushrooms?
I don't think so, Pip, wanna steal some from Maggot?
Sure, Merry.
Arwen
(to the tune of "Greensleeves")
(sung by Aragorn)
Alas, my love, we have a problem
That you are immortal
When I have loved you so long
Delighting in your company
Arwen! My delight,
O! Arwen what shall we do?
Arwen! My heart of gold,
With a father that's just gone crazy
Alas, my love, we have a problem
Your daddy's doing the eyebrow thing
I want no more than to love you
But Elrond seems to have a problem
Arwen! My delight,
O! Arwen what shall we do?
Arwen! My heart of gold,
With a father who wants to kill me..
Thank *sob* you *sniff*