At the Neutron house...
-Jimmy is watching TV.
Jimmy: Ooooohhhh! The Giggles the Clown show!
-Giggles the Clown has become popular over the years.
Giggles: Who do you love?
Kids: Giggles!
Giggles: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all our hearts!
Giggles: What would you do if I went off the air?
Kids on TV: We'd kill ourselves!
Jimmy: It's gonna get funny. I'm even starting to like him a little too.
Giggles: I'll need a volunteer from the audience.
-A 10-year old girl jumps out of her seat and slides into Giggles' arms.
Giggles: Would you want me to launch Sideshow Barney out of a cannon?
Kids on TV: The cannon! The cannon! The cannon!
Jimmy: The cannon! The cannon! The cannon!
Girl: The cannon!
Jimmy: Heh. Doom Sideshow Barney.
-Giggles puts Sideshow Barney in a cannon. The girl lights up the cannon and Sideshow Barney flies out of it.
Jimmy: Cool!
At work...
-The phone rings.
Judy: Hugh?
Hugh: Yeah, sugar-booger?
Judy: I was wondering if you could pick up a gallon of ice cream on the way home.
Hugh: Mmmmmmm. Ice cream. But wait, why?
Judy: Helen and Maude are coming over for slides from their trip to Africa.
Hugh: Africa?
-The doorbell rings.
Helen: Come on, Judy. Open the door.
-Judy opens the door. Helen and Maude come in.
Judy: Oh, I gotta go, Hugh. Helen and Maude are here.
Maude: Check this out.
Jimmy: Wow; 6 carousels.
-Maude has red hair, Helen has brown hair and they're both about 69 inches long. Helen's hair is like Judy's, and Maude's hair is down. Maude wears green and Helen wears purple.
Will Hugh make a sucess to get some ice cream? Find out in Chapter 2. By the way, Helen and Maude are Jimmy's made-up aunts I came up with.