Hotaru: err hi it's me, the most annoying person in the WORLD! Hahahahaha *clears throat* anyways lets try that again. Hey wazzup?

Leo: knock it off and start the story.

Hotaru: pfft as if! I'm not done yet! Like you people need to learn something first. Helpful criticism does not contain the words "what the Fu** is your problem you stupid Bi***!"

Leo: who said that?

Hotaru: well...no one but uh ya never know, they might. Thanks Darkwolf by the way.

Leo: Hotaru?

Hotaru: yeah, yeah, I know. Disclaimer: we do not own Gundam wing. Cuz if we did I'd be doing my happy dance, like so *does happy dance*

Leo: anyway let's start. Before she gets to the buya's.

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"That's probably for me anyways" Amanda said running to the door. She opened it and was instantly knocked flat on her butt and trampled by a shorter girl. The girl ran in and stared at the unconscious Heero.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT'D YOU DO CRYS" the girl yelled. Crys shrugged.

"Don't start that again Clair. I didn't do nothing"

"Anything" the older taller girl corrected.

"Don't correct me Michi, you know I hate it when you do that" Crys warned.

"This is why I do it in the first place." She replied with a laugh. Crys raised her hand then lowered every finger but one (guess which one).

"Michi what exactly are we doing here anyway?" the third girl asked.

"We're here to look after little Crysie" she said in a babyish voice. Crys moved to get up but Amanda was already there to stop her.

"Chill out before you get ANOTHER reprimand! That's what made you like this in the first place" she whispered. Crys growled but visibly winced at the thought.

"Yeah, wouldn't wanna go deaf too would ya?!" Michi snapped.

"Shut it Michi, I swear you bring it up again you'll be blind, deaf, and buried" Crys growled. Amanda sighed and stepped between the two of them.

"All right guys that enough" the third girl barked. "We have a mission, missions come first everything else is second! Now let's grab the guys and go!"

"What we're not going anywhere" Duo said. Crys smirked.

"May I" she asked.

"By all means go ahead" Michi replied. Crys pushed up her sleeves and got to her feet.

"Who do you want first" she asked.

"I got Heero" Clair squealed.

"Fine but I get Braid boy" Michi said. She jumped at him and got him down to the floor holding his wrists and pinning his legs with her knees.

"What am I supposed to do now? Quatre isn't much of a challenge for me! Go ahead Amanda take him, that way if he gets harmed or something I won't get ISO'd." Crys said.

"ISO'd" Duo asked. Michi smiled and ran a slender finger down his cheek.

"Don't you worry your pretty little braided head. You'll find out soon enough" she purred before punching him across the face knocking him unconscious.

"Damn! I heard that all the way over here" Crys muttered. "And what do you mean? Boss man isn't gonna send em to ISO is he?"

"He might but that doesn't matter right now, grab the blonde and let's go." Michi snapped. Amanda grabbed Quatre by the shirt collar and knocked him out.

"Shall we depart before the others discover this little excursion ran long?" She asked.

"Right but what about Barton and Chang? We're supposed to erm accompany them as well. I wanna see some action before this day is over" the third girl whined with a definite growl.

"I know where Barton is, and Wufei ain't hard to find either. Look how about you go after Wufei and I'll grab Trowa" Crys suggested. Everyone looked at her apprehensively, then at each other.

"Uh"

"Don't give me that shit! You know I'm the most qualified out of all of us to go after him" Crys spat.

"Yeah but I don't think your Seeing Eye dog will enjoy being dragged to where ever" Michi snapped.

"Why you-" Crys sprang forward and tackled her to the ground. Michi kicked out and grabbed her wrist and twisted it until she heard a snap.

"Itai! Shimatta, Baka Musume! (Ouch! Damn, Stupid Bitch!)" Crys yelled.

"Omae o Korosu (the most famous words in GW)" Michi spat.

"You guys! Knock it off with the Japanese will ya! Speak English" Clair screamed. Crys got up and brushed her hands off.

"Crys take the boys and Clair home, Michi, San, and I will go after the other two" Amanda said.

"Sure why not" Crys muttered. She grabbed Duo and Quatre while Clair picked up Heero. They took the boys out to the car and dumped them in. Clair looked at Crys who was quickly lighting a cigarette.

"Crys? I can't drive" Clair said. Crys nodded.

"Yeah I know" she said pulling the cigarette out and holding it a few inches away while she smirked. "I can drive ya know, but I don't suppose Dego would appreciate me wrecking his car." She put it back in her mouth and muttered to herself for a moment.

"I thought it was your car"

"Yeah well, it's sorta our car. Anyway I don't wanna serve anymore ISO then I already have to." Crys said

"Then what-" Crys put her hand on Clair's shoulder and smiled.

"Time for you to learn how to drive."

*~*mean while*~*

A tall lean figure walked into the office and saluted. The chair behind a desk swung around and an old man glared at him.

"Well" the older man asked.

"They've done their part, don't worry. I know the girls, they'll get their mission done" the soldier replied.

"They had better or it's ISO for all of you" the elder barked. At this the young man started to tremble.

"y-yes sir" he said saluting as he left. The old man turned and looked out of the window down at the soldiers in the base below.

"Little do they realize that once they've finished their mission they will be disposed of forever. Good riddance to bad rubbish" he said chuckling.

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Hotaru: the plot thickens

Leo: we have a plot?

Hotaru: apparently, otherwise it wouldn't be thickening!

Leo: whatever

Hotaru: anyways sorry if I got a little bilingual but at least I put the English form next to it.

Leo: oh yeah and stuff in these: ( ) are comments and/or translations.

Hotaru: right. We also kinda used bad words but trust me we say worse watching Yu-Gi-Oh.

Leo: that mother fu**ing Rare Hunter!!! HOW DARE HE!!!!!

Hotaru: right so you know, reviews of all kinds are welcome.