=================SPYRO THE DRAGON===================
===================POOP FICTION=====================
Yay! Another none-Nazza story!
This one is about an eventful day that Spyro and his friends have, and is a parody of
Pulp Fiction (yes, there are so many of these nowadays)
If you enjoy this, check out Master of the Cucco's Zelda-version of Pulp Fiction
[1]
SPYRO'S DAY
Spyro was relaxing near the Glimmer portal in Summer Forest, watching the butterflies pass by,
when Elora's fairy friend came buzzing along.
Fairy that I can't remember the name of: How's life going, Spyro?
Spyro: Good, as I haven't had any quests in a while.
Fairy: Well too bad, because I have a quest for you.
Spyro: Great, you just *have* to wreck my holiday every time I get a break. What's it this time?
Fairy: They're having troubles in the Winter Tundra.
Spyro: And?
Fairy: They want you to go and try to resolve the problem.
Spyro: Okay. But don't expect me to do anything else after this.
Fairy: I won't. But there *is* this thing...hey, where'd Spyro go?
Spyro charged toward the building that separated Glimmer from the rest of the Summer Forest portals.
He jumped off the broken ledge and glided over to the other side. There he met Hunter, the fastest tiger in the Summer Forest.
Hunter: Hello Spyro, watcha doing?
Spyro: Elora's fairy friend sent me on a quest to Winter Tundra.
Hunter: Oh wow! It might be a good break from the hot weather we've been having here in Summer Forest!
Spyro: I hope it's at least pleasantly cold.
Hunter: I have to do something in the Autumn Plains. Maybe I'll come see you when I'm finished.
Spyro: I'll see you soon then. Goodbye!
Hunter: See you later, Spyro! (waves as Spyro leaves)
Spyro charged down the hill, zoomed past Moneybags who was near the water, giving him such a fright that he fell backwards into the water.
Spyro charged forward until he came to the portal to Winter Tundra. He jumped in, and was transported to the cold snowy place.
Spyro ran down the steep slope, looked around to see if there were any enemies, then went through the gates into the "courtyard" of the castle that loomed ahead of Spyro.
He looked around at the different portals, wondering who was having troubles in the Winter Tundra.
Suddenly, two robot farmers ran out of one of the portals.
Spyro: What's wrong?
Farmer 1: There's a swarm of robot bugs in there that are threatening to kill us.
Farmer 2: Yes.
Spyro: Do you want me to see if I can get rid of them?
Farmer 2: Yes.
Farmer 1: Beware, they have fangs, and they can shoot fireballs at you.
Spyro: I can shoot fire as well, don't forget.
Farmer 2: Yes.
So Spyro entered the portal, and found himself at Robotica Farms. There was a swarm of bugs that flew at Spyro, so he got ready to flame them.
The bugs slammed into Spyro before he could do anything, and he was pushed out into the Winter Tundra through a portal.
Farmer 1: Aargh! They've escaped!
Farmer 2: Yes.
Spyro flamed at them, and slowly he got all of them.
Spyro: That's the last of them.
Farmer 2: Yes.
Farmer 1: I hope so.
Spyro: Was that all I had to do?
Farmer 2: Yes.
Farmer 1: No, I think they're having some problems in another portal somewhere.
With that, the two farmers went back into Robotica Farms.
Spyro headed for the gate out of the "courtyard" but suddenly they slammed shut.
Spyro: Hey! Who shut the doors!
Moneybags: And how much *gems* do I get for this job?
Spyro: (gasp) It was Moneybags!
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Next Chapter: Moneybags' Day
If you enjoyed this, please tell me.
P.S. You might have noticed in half of my stories I write in script and
in the others I write dialogue. This is because half of my fanfiction is done
in Word and the other half in Notepad.
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===================POOP FICTION=====================
Yay! Another none-Nazza story!
This one is about an eventful day that Spyro and his friends have, and is a parody of
Pulp Fiction (yes, there are so many of these nowadays)
If you enjoy this, check out Master of the Cucco's Zelda-version of Pulp Fiction
[1]
SPYRO'S DAY
Spyro was relaxing near the Glimmer portal in Summer Forest, watching the butterflies pass by,
when Elora's fairy friend came buzzing along.
Fairy that I can't remember the name of: How's life going, Spyro?
Spyro: Good, as I haven't had any quests in a while.
Fairy: Well too bad, because I have a quest for you.
Spyro: Great, you just *have* to wreck my holiday every time I get a break. What's it this time?
Fairy: They're having troubles in the Winter Tundra.
Spyro: And?
Fairy: They want you to go and try to resolve the problem.
Spyro: Okay. But don't expect me to do anything else after this.
Fairy: I won't. But there *is* this thing...hey, where'd Spyro go?
Spyro charged toward the building that separated Glimmer from the rest of the Summer Forest portals.
He jumped off the broken ledge and glided over to the other side. There he met Hunter, the fastest tiger in the Summer Forest.
Hunter: Hello Spyro, watcha doing?
Spyro: Elora's fairy friend sent me on a quest to Winter Tundra.
Hunter: Oh wow! It might be a good break from the hot weather we've been having here in Summer Forest!
Spyro: I hope it's at least pleasantly cold.
Hunter: I have to do something in the Autumn Plains. Maybe I'll come see you when I'm finished.
Spyro: I'll see you soon then. Goodbye!
Hunter: See you later, Spyro! (waves as Spyro leaves)
Spyro charged down the hill, zoomed past Moneybags who was near the water, giving him such a fright that he fell backwards into the water.
Spyro charged forward until he came to the portal to Winter Tundra. He jumped in, and was transported to the cold snowy place.
Spyro ran down the steep slope, looked around to see if there were any enemies, then went through the gates into the "courtyard" of the castle that loomed ahead of Spyro.
He looked around at the different portals, wondering who was having troubles in the Winter Tundra.
Suddenly, two robot farmers ran out of one of the portals.
Spyro: What's wrong?
Farmer 1: There's a swarm of robot bugs in there that are threatening to kill us.
Farmer 2: Yes.
Spyro: Do you want me to see if I can get rid of them?
Farmer 2: Yes.
Farmer 1: Beware, they have fangs, and they can shoot fireballs at you.
Spyro: I can shoot fire as well, don't forget.
Farmer 2: Yes.
So Spyro entered the portal, and found himself at Robotica Farms. There was a swarm of bugs that flew at Spyro, so he got ready to flame them.
The bugs slammed into Spyro before he could do anything, and he was pushed out into the Winter Tundra through a portal.
Farmer 1: Aargh! They've escaped!
Farmer 2: Yes.
Spyro flamed at them, and slowly he got all of them.
Spyro: That's the last of them.
Farmer 2: Yes.
Farmer 1: I hope so.
Spyro: Was that all I had to do?
Farmer 2: Yes.
Farmer 1: No, I think they're having some problems in another portal somewhere.
With that, the two farmers went back into Robotica Farms.
Spyro headed for the gate out of the "courtyard" but suddenly they slammed shut.
Spyro: Hey! Who shut the doors!
Moneybags: And how much *gems* do I get for this job?
Spyro: (gasp) It was Moneybags!
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Next Chapter: Moneybags' Day
If you enjoyed this, please tell me.
P.S. You might have noticed in half of my stories I write in script and
in the others I write dialogue. This is because half of my fanfiction is done
in Word and the other half in Notepad.
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