Judy: What happened?
Hugh: I was down at the supermarket, when suddenly-Ooooohhhh-the news!
-Hugh changes to the news channel.
Anchorman: Retroville's #1 news team. Now here's everyone's favorite newscaster.
Newscaster: Hello. Why did the clown cross the road?
Jimmy+Judy+Hugh+Helen+Maude: Why?
Newscaster: To rob the supermarket. The new story will be revealed after these commercials.
Hugh: Hey, Jimbo, you remember the guy you were watching?
Jimmy: Giggles the Clown?
Hugh: You kinda like him, don't you?
Jimmy: As a matter of fact, I do. Actually, he's my idol.
Judy: Maybe you should get to bed.
Newscaster: Giggles is behind bars after a robbery at the Retroville Supermarket.
Jimmy: Giggles! No!
Hugh: Oh...
Newscaster: Earlier this evening, the Retroville swat team apprahended Giggles. We even have actual footage.
Over the camera...
Hugh: The reason i'm so unhappy is because I have to see a slide show with my wife's sisters.
-Hugh steps on Giggles' big shoe, but his feet are little.
Giggles: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Hugh: Sorry, Mr. Giggles-Aaaaaahhhhh!
-Hugh sees Giggles holding a gun. Giggles, in a black mask, walks up to the register.
Hugh: OMG! He's robbing the supermarket!
-Hugh jumps into a rack with bags of chocolate chip cookies.
Giggles: Give me all your money in a paper bag!
Clerk: Yes, yes, I know!
-The clerk hands Giggles some money in a paper bag. The door opens and Giggles leaves.
Jimmy: Giggles, how could you?
Judy: I know. It looks very bad. Maybe he'll turn out innocent all along.
Hugh: Hello, sugar-booger? I was there; the clown is G-U-I-L-T-Y.
In Jimmy's room...
-Jimmy now has a Giggles stuffed toy with a string in his back. Jimmy pulls the string.
Stuffed Giggles: You're my best friend.
Jimmy: Thanks, Giggles.
-Jimmy pulls the string again.
Stuffed Giggles: Eat my cereal.(Jimmy pulls the string again)Eat my cereal.
Jimmy: Wait. Did Giggles ever have a cereal?
Stuffed Giggles: I did'nt do it.
Jimmy: I think he's innocent. What do you think, Goddard?
Goddard: I know that he's guilty.
Jimmy: I don't know, Goddard. Tomorrow, the trial will begin.
Hugh: I was down at the supermarket, when suddenly-Ooooohhhh-the news!
-Hugh changes to the news channel.
Anchorman: Retroville's #1 news team. Now here's everyone's favorite newscaster.
Newscaster: Hello. Why did the clown cross the road?
Jimmy+Judy+Hugh+Helen+Maude: Why?
Newscaster: To rob the supermarket. The new story will be revealed after these commercials.
Hugh: Hey, Jimbo, you remember the guy you were watching?
Jimmy: Giggles the Clown?
Hugh: You kinda like him, don't you?
Jimmy: As a matter of fact, I do. Actually, he's my idol.
Judy: Maybe you should get to bed.
Newscaster: Giggles is behind bars after a robbery at the Retroville Supermarket.
Jimmy: Giggles! No!
Hugh: Oh...
Newscaster: Earlier this evening, the Retroville swat team apprahended Giggles. We even have actual footage.
Over the camera...
Hugh: The reason i'm so unhappy is because I have to see a slide show with my wife's sisters.
-Hugh steps on Giggles' big shoe, but his feet are little.
Giggles: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Hugh: Sorry, Mr. Giggles-Aaaaaahhhhh!
-Hugh sees Giggles holding a gun. Giggles, in a black mask, walks up to the register.
Hugh: OMG! He's robbing the supermarket!
-Hugh jumps into a rack with bags of chocolate chip cookies.
Giggles: Give me all your money in a paper bag!
Clerk: Yes, yes, I know!
-The clerk hands Giggles some money in a paper bag. The door opens and Giggles leaves.
Jimmy: Giggles, how could you?
Judy: I know. It looks very bad. Maybe he'll turn out innocent all along.
Hugh: Hello, sugar-booger? I was there; the clown is G-U-I-L-T-Y.
In Jimmy's room...
-Jimmy now has a Giggles stuffed toy with a string in his back. Jimmy pulls the string.
Stuffed Giggles: You're my best friend.
Jimmy: Thanks, Giggles.
-Jimmy pulls the string again.
Stuffed Giggles: Eat my cereal.(Jimmy pulls the string again)Eat my cereal.
Jimmy: Wait. Did Giggles ever have a cereal?
Stuffed Giggles: I did'nt do it.
Jimmy: I think he's innocent. What do you think, Goddard?
Goddard: I know that he's guilty.
Jimmy: I don't know, Goddard. Tomorrow, the trial will begin.