This is the first poem I have ever written, and I really, really want your feedback on it. Flames are welcome, although I don't think I'll get any because this is probably one of the most creative and well written poems here.

-Rosy [Butt] Cheeks

ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY

Once upon a time

There was a man divine

Who liked to eat chocolate frogs

And loved to play with big black dogs

He lived in a cupboard under the stairs

And he had many unruly hairs

His name was Harry Potter

There was no one hotter

He is fun to screw

Woopdoopdeedoo

Bananas are fruity

Like "Facts of Life" Tootie

Hippopotamus

Cow.

Thank you for reading. Please review. I honestly believe that I will have a great career as a writer.

-Rosy [Butt] Cheeks