(imagine the VHS awards or the Oscars set. Hotaru and Leo walk out in nice
dresses)
Hotaru: well this is our REVIEWER AWARDS ceremony.
Leo: everyone will get an award no matter what but we have some special guests, prizes, and awards to dish out.
Hotaru: but first lets introduce my newest buddy and assistant to us...Jake Regatta!!!!
*loud applause, Jake walks onstage*
Jake: thank you folks, ya know when these two ladies told me about this little story I told them they would never get a review even if they paid for em. But they did the smart thing and didn't listen to me, and look how wrong I was!
Leo and Hotaru: Damn straight!
Jake: *laughs* they convinced me that the story was good and actually took my arm, sat me down, and made me read the story. When I say made I mean they MADE me read it. Hotaru would smack me upside the head if I looked away. I got into it and then got actively involved in the project. While the girls slaved over the computer, I sat on Hotaru's water bed next to them and just blurted out ideas.
Hotaru: *pushes Jake away from the podium* that's enough from the ham gallery.
Leo: a lot of hard work went into both writing and reading this story. Cuz let's face it, without you guys, the whole thing would've never gotten past the first chapter.
Hotaru: So our first guest has come but we'd really like to bring these four ladies out, without whom, the story wouldn't even have happened. Let's have a round of applause for Michi, Clair, Crys, Nataku, and Amanda.
*the four girls walk out and Hotaru, Leo, and Jake leave*
Crys: yeah we know we're not real but hey, we ain't rich either!
Michi: I am
Clair: only cuz of your "half" brother, Quatre!
Michi: yeah well at least my brother isn't a bum!!!!
Crys: hey guys!!!
Clair and Michi: what?!
Crys: we sorta have ta hand out an award I think...
Amanda: *holds up a golden letter* right and this award is for most *squints at cue card* most summarized review.
Nataku: *pulls out an envelope and opens it* and the winner is.....CHARA!!!!!!
*Chara walks up, gets award, and sits back down.*
Crys: now be careful with this next duo, No one is safe from this gruesome twosome...
Michi: we'll be back later on though for another segment!
Crys: *reads 3 by 5 card* Yami Bakura and Yami?!!!! Oh damn, people are gonna die tonight.
*girls walk off stage and Yami and Bakura (referring to Yami Bakura) enter on opposite sides of the stage*
Yami: *grabs the mike* this world is great and these two girls
Voice from off stage: AND JAKE!!!!!
Crys from back stage: SHUT IT JAKE!!!!
Bakura: oh Ra! How is it that I always end up surrounded by idiots?!
Yami: watch it tomb robber!
Bakura: Baka Pharaoh!!!
Yami: Kisama Tomb Robber!!!!!
*both start fighting*
*~*~* backstage *~*~*
Hotaru: why oh why did we make em go on stage together?!!!
Leo: happy compromise between me and you
Hotaru: oh yeah...
*~*~* on stage *~*~*
*Yami and Bakura are lying unconscious on the ground*
*Yugi and Ryou walk out*
Yugi: this next award is for one of their most interesting reviewers out there. Is uhh Skydancer in the building?
*Skydancer raises hand*
Ryou: well you just won the insanity award!!!
*Sky walks up, gets award, hugs Ryou, and sits back down*
Ryou: *blushes* uh yeah. Well our next guests are *screaming, gun shots, and explosions in background*
Yugi: *glances behind him* insane...let's get outta here.
Ryou: I'm with you mate.
*both walk off*
Hotaru: alright it's half time, so to speak, and for your enjoyment we've brought out takes from the show (AKA story) that we know we like.
*~*~* Backstage *~*~*
Crys: who signed that waver for out takes?!!
Clair: I might have...
Crys: CLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clair: Sorry?
*~*~* on stage *~*~*
*~*scene where Crys kicks open the door*~*
Crys: *steps back and kicks door* *door stays closed* uhh guys?
Quatre: *from other side of door* *laughs his head off*
Crys: shut up Winner!
*~*Clair learns how to drive*~*
*Clair speeds through an intersection*
Crys: maybe I should drive!!!!
Clair: don't be silly, you can't see!!!!
Crys: by the way you're driving, neither can you!!!!!!!
*Clair drives right off a cliff*
Crys: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn it!!!!!!!!
*~*Crys makes a point*~*
"If anything we've secured our spots in the graveyard" she answered. They threw up their hands in an 'I don't get it' motion. "Now that we've succeeded he has no raison to let us live." They all looked at her then at each other. Everyone starts cracking up laughing.
"Your right he doesn't have a raison to let us live" Michi says through laughter. Crys blushes.
*~*Zechs arrives*~*
Zechs: *steps off the shuttle* *trips and falls flat on face* owwww
*everyone laughs*
Random soldier: *laughing* Nice one Zechs, if that's how you fair on the ground we're screwed if we need you to pilot an MS.
Other Random Soldier: Damn he's Baka!!!
*~*San and Clair's part in the job*~*
"The barn door is open" she (Clair) muttered.
"Gotcha Farmer Brown" Michi replied. "Wait till the signal"
"Hey how come I gotta be farmer brown?!"
"Huh?" Michi asks
"I mean, you guys are Frogs, Crys is a cowgirl, and San's an eagle. HOW COME I DON'T GET A COOL NAME!!!!!?"
"Clair this really isn't the time to bring that up" Michi says
"But it's really important!!!!"
"CUT!!!!" Director yells "Clair do NOT question the scripts!!!"
*~*~* Back stage *~*~*
Crys: think they've had enough fun?
Amanda: yeah I think so, hurry before they get to the after party!!!
Crys: *walks behind screen and pulls random wires out of VCR* all done!
*~*~* On Stage *~*~*
Hotaru: since SOMEONE *glares at Crys* doesn't have any sense of humor...we'll get on with the Awards.
Leo: the winner of our most helpful award...don't get us wrong folks you all helped us out but she gave encouraging words and at least six reviews. She is Sailor Centauri!!!!
Hotaru: and as an added bonus we've arranged it for you to have your pick of Gundam pilots to spend a day with...
*SC walks up and whispers to Crys*
Hotaru: *nods* I suppose since your our best reviewer...yeah it'll work.
Sc: I want Quatre and Duo!
Hotaru: Yo Michi, grab your bro and his friend before they bounce!!!
*~*~* Backstage *~*~*
Michi: *grabs Quatre and Duo by the collar* Got Em. SC wants to talk to you two. *drags em on stage* *to SC* try to bring them back in one piece please.
SC: *nods and takes em away*
Hotaru: righty-oh then, no complaints here. Now if we could bring the girls back out for a minute for a big announcement, Leo can you come too?
*everyone comes on stage*
Leo: what's up?
Crys: yeah, I thought we weren't coming till later.
Hotaru: well yeah but see I wanted to make this announcement with you guys.
Michi: somethin wrong?
Hotaru: huh? Oh no not really I was just gonna say...*smiles* WE'RE DOING A SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down*
Crys: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Hotaru* we did it!!!!
Leo: *smiles* yeah, yeah, but we have no idea what to do...and this is why we're glad we have reviewers!!!!!! Please make suggestions, we need ideas!
Crys: *smirks* it was my winning personality that did it *peace sign* I rock.
Hotaru: and we realized, with the help of SC, that we left a few questions unanswered so we'll answer them here.
Crys: their probably all for Michi and Clair.
Hotaru: no, you have one too.
Crys: Hmm? Well what is it?!
Hotaru: Explain the Heero thing.
Crys: aw yes good question, too bad I don't have a good answer.
Michi: basically they're brother and sister; actually she was cloned from his genes but trained differently and of course was a girl.
Crys: *mutters* it's sad when your friends know more about you than you.
Clair: but to set herself apart from Heero, she changed her eye and hair color. She also changed her name to Crys Hunter.
Hotaru: *to Crys* so what's your real name?
Crys: *blushes* erm...Crystal Marie
Hotaru: what you don't have a last name?
Crys: I personally don't think its any of your damn business!!!
Hotaru: Fine!!!! Omae o Korosu Baka Onna!!!
Crys: Kuso! Estupido Bendaha!!!
*Crys and Hotaru leave on opposite sides of the stage*
Leo: she never could stand anyone that was like her...and let's face it, Crys is exactly like her.
Michi: *nods* Crys can't take it either.
Leo: well the next Question is for Michi, Who'd ya marry?
Michi: Eh I refuse to answer that...
Leo: Spill!
Michi: *whispers* Maxwell
Clair: Why Duo?
Leo: well that don't matter. We're running long here so will Crys and Hotaru get there asses out here PLEASE!
*Crys and Hotaru glare at each other as they walk in*
Hotaru: this is the time I'm sure some of you have been waiting for. When the Girl's spill their secrets for you.
Crys: Whatever ya'll already know mine.
Michi: mine too.
Clair: I have a rap sheet longer than Crys's.
Crys: you do?!
Clair: *nods*
Amanda: I'm not telling you anything! *runs away*
Crys: aside from the fact that she actually loves Wufei she doesn't have anything to hide
Michi: *shivers* are you kidding I'd hide that too if it was me.
Hotaru: well the last awards are about to be presented. Honorable mention goes to Darkwolf, Artemis1082, and Dingzhe no Megami. We gotta go now see ya in the sequel.
Leo: BYE!!!!!
Hotaru: well this is our REVIEWER AWARDS ceremony.
Leo: everyone will get an award no matter what but we have some special guests, prizes, and awards to dish out.
Hotaru: but first lets introduce my newest buddy and assistant to us...Jake Regatta!!!!
*loud applause, Jake walks onstage*
Jake: thank you folks, ya know when these two ladies told me about this little story I told them they would never get a review even if they paid for em. But they did the smart thing and didn't listen to me, and look how wrong I was!
Leo and Hotaru: Damn straight!
Jake: *laughs* they convinced me that the story was good and actually took my arm, sat me down, and made me read the story. When I say made I mean they MADE me read it. Hotaru would smack me upside the head if I looked away. I got into it and then got actively involved in the project. While the girls slaved over the computer, I sat on Hotaru's water bed next to them and just blurted out ideas.
Hotaru: *pushes Jake away from the podium* that's enough from the ham gallery.
Leo: a lot of hard work went into both writing and reading this story. Cuz let's face it, without you guys, the whole thing would've never gotten past the first chapter.
Hotaru: So our first guest has come but we'd really like to bring these four ladies out, without whom, the story wouldn't even have happened. Let's have a round of applause for Michi, Clair, Crys, Nataku, and Amanda.
*the four girls walk out and Hotaru, Leo, and Jake leave*
Crys: yeah we know we're not real but hey, we ain't rich either!
Michi: I am
Clair: only cuz of your "half" brother, Quatre!
Michi: yeah well at least my brother isn't a bum!!!!
Crys: hey guys!!!
Clair and Michi: what?!
Crys: we sorta have ta hand out an award I think...
Amanda: *holds up a golden letter* right and this award is for most *squints at cue card* most summarized review.
Nataku: *pulls out an envelope and opens it* and the winner is.....CHARA!!!!!!
*Chara walks up, gets award, and sits back down.*
Crys: now be careful with this next duo, No one is safe from this gruesome twosome...
Michi: we'll be back later on though for another segment!
Crys: *reads 3 by 5 card* Yami Bakura and Yami?!!!! Oh damn, people are gonna die tonight.
*girls walk off stage and Yami and Bakura (referring to Yami Bakura) enter on opposite sides of the stage*
Yami: *grabs the mike* this world is great and these two girls
Voice from off stage: AND JAKE!!!!!
Crys from back stage: SHUT IT JAKE!!!!
Bakura: oh Ra! How is it that I always end up surrounded by idiots?!
Yami: watch it tomb robber!
Bakura: Baka Pharaoh!!!
Yami: Kisama Tomb Robber!!!!!
*both start fighting*
*~*~* backstage *~*~*
Hotaru: why oh why did we make em go on stage together?!!!
Leo: happy compromise between me and you
Hotaru: oh yeah...
*~*~* on stage *~*~*
*Yami and Bakura are lying unconscious on the ground*
*Yugi and Ryou walk out*
Yugi: this next award is for one of their most interesting reviewers out there. Is uhh Skydancer in the building?
*Skydancer raises hand*
Ryou: well you just won the insanity award!!!
*Sky walks up, gets award, hugs Ryou, and sits back down*
Ryou: *blushes* uh yeah. Well our next guests are *screaming, gun shots, and explosions in background*
Yugi: *glances behind him* insane...let's get outta here.
Ryou: I'm with you mate.
*both walk off*
Hotaru: alright it's half time, so to speak, and for your enjoyment we've brought out takes from the show (AKA story) that we know we like.
*~*~* Backstage *~*~*
Crys: who signed that waver for out takes?!!
Clair: I might have...
Crys: CLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clair: Sorry?
*~*~* on stage *~*~*
*~*scene where Crys kicks open the door*~*
Crys: *steps back and kicks door* *door stays closed* uhh guys?
Quatre: *from other side of door* *laughs his head off*
Crys: shut up Winner!
*~*Clair learns how to drive*~*
*Clair speeds through an intersection*
Crys: maybe I should drive!!!!
Clair: don't be silly, you can't see!!!!
Crys: by the way you're driving, neither can you!!!!!!!
*Clair drives right off a cliff*
Crys: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn it!!!!!!!!
*~*Crys makes a point*~*
"If anything we've secured our spots in the graveyard" she answered. They threw up their hands in an 'I don't get it' motion. "Now that we've succeeded he has no raison to let us live." They all looked at her then at each other. Everyone starts cracking up laughing.
"Your right he doesn't have a raison to let us live" Michi says through laughter. Crys blushes.
*~*Zechs arrives*~*
Zechs: *steps off the shuttle* *trips and falls flat on face* owwww
*everyone laughs*
Random soldier: *laughing* Nice one Zechs, if that's how you fair on the ground we're screwed if we need you to pilot an MS.
Other Random Soldier: Damn he's Baka!!!
*~*San and Clair's part in the job*~*
"The barn door is open" she (Clair) muttered.
"Gotcha Farmer Brown" Michi replied. "Wait till the signal"
"Hey how come I gotta be farmer brown?!"
"Huh?" Michi asks
"I mean, you guys are Frogs, Crys is a cowgirl, and San's an eagle. HOW COME I DON'T GET A COOL NAME!!!!!?"
"Clair this really isn't the time to bring that up" Michi says
"But it's really important!!!!"
"CUT!!!!" Director yells "Clair do NOT question the scripts!!!"
*~*~* Back stage *~*~*
Crys: think they've had enough fun?
Amanda: yeah I think so, hurry before they get to the after party!!!
Crys: *walks behind screen and pulls random wires out of VCR* all done!
*~*~* On Stage *~*~*
Hotaru: since SOMEONE *glares at Crys* doesn't have any sense of humor...we'll get on with the Awards.
Leo: the winner of our most helpful award...don't get us wrong folks you all helped us out but she gave encouraging words and at least six reviews. She is Sailor Centauri!!!!
Hotaru: and as an added bonus we've arranged it for you to have your pick of Gundam pilots to spend a day with...
*SC walks up and whispers to Crys*
Hotaru: *nods* I suppose since your our best reviewer...yeah it'll work.
Sc: I want Quatre and Duo!
Hotaru: Yo Michi, grab your bro and his friend before they bounce!!!
*~*~* Backstage *~*~*
Michi: *grabs Quatre and Duo by the collar* Got Em. SC wants to talk to you two. *drags em on stage* *to SC* try to bring them back in one piece please.
SC: *nods and takes em away*
Hotaru: righty-oh then, no complaints here. Now if we could bring the girls back out for a minute for a big announcement, Leo can you come too?
*everyone comes on stage*
Leo: what's up?
Crys: yeah, I thought we weren't coming till later.
Hotaru: well yeah but see I wanted to make this announcement with you guys.
Michi: somethin wrong?
Hotaru: huh? Oh no not really I was just gonna say...*smiles* WE'RE DOING A SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up and down*
Crys: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Hotaru* we did it!!!!
Leo: *smiles* yeah, yeah, but we have no idea what to do...and this is why we're glad we have reviewers!!!!!! Please make suggestions, we need ideas!
Crys: *smirks* it was my winning personality that did it *peace sign* I rock.
Hotaru: and we realized, with the help of SC, that we left a few questions unanswered so we'll answer them here.
Crys: their probably all for Michi and Clair.
Hotaru: no, you have one too.
Crys: Hmm? Well what is it?!
Hotaru: Explain the Heero thing.
Crys: aw yes good question, too bad I don't have a good answer.
Michi: basically they're brother and sister; actually she was cloned from his genes but trained differently and of course was a girl.
Crys: *mutters* it's sad when your friends know more about you than you.
Clair: but to set herself apart from Heero, she changed her eye and hair color. She also changed her name to Crys Hunter.
Hotaru: *to Crys* so what's your real name?
Crys: *blushes* erm...Crystal Marie
Hotaru: what you don't have a last name?
Crys: I personally don't think its any of your damn business!!!
Hotaru: Fine!!!! Omae o Korosu Baka Onna!!!
Crys: Kuso! Estupido Bendaha!!!
*Crys and Hotaru leave on opposite sides of the stage*
Leo: she never could stand anyone that was like her...and let's face it, Crys is exactly like her.
Michi: *nods* Crys can't take it either.
Leo: well the next Question is for Michi, Who'd ya marry?
Michi: Eh I refuse to answer that...
Leo: Spill!
Michi: *whispers* Maxwell
Clair: Why Duo?
Leo: well that don't matter. We're running long here so will Crys and Hotaru get there asses out here PLEASE!
*Crys and Hotaru glare at each other as they walk in*
Hotaru: this is the time I'm sure some of you have been waiting for. When the Girl's spill their secrets for you.
Crys: Whatever ya'll already know mine.
Michi: mine too.
Clair: I have a rap sheet longer than Crys's.
Crys: you do?!
Clair: *nods*
Amanda: I'm not telling you anything! *runs away*
Crys: aside from the fact that she actually loves Wufei she doesn't have anything to hide
Michi: *shivers* are you kidding I'd hide that too if it was me.
Hotaru: well the last awards are about to be presented. Honorable mention goes to Darkwolf, Artemis1082, and Dingzhe no Megami. We gotta go now see ya in the sequel.
Leo: BYE!!!!!