Me: The villian...
Maude: Meet my paroled pen pal, Sideshow Barney.
Jimmy+Hugh+Judy: WHAT!?!?
Me: The thoughts of torment...
Jimmy: How could my aunt fall for a villian?
Me: The madness...
Sideshow Barney: Ah, Mr. Neutron. You're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
Hugh(choking Barney): I am NOT.
Me: The truth...
Jimmy: With my hypnobeam, I WILL get revenge on Maude!
Later...
Jimmy: Now to get revenge...
-Jimmy zaps Maude with the hypnobeam.
Me: The felling of rejection...
Jimmy: Don't be a fool, Aunt Maude! That man is scum!
Maude: Then call me Mrs. Scum!
Me: The murder...
Jimmy: WHAT!?!?!?
Judy+Hugh: Jimmy-Oh, wait, it's Barney?
Me: The rescue...
Jimmy: No way! I'll never let you kill Maude!
Sideshow Barney: Don't look at me.
-There's a jetpack with a chainsaw chasing Maude.
Jimmy: Egagad!
Me: Dark Widower. My latest fanfiction, coming soon to fanfiction.net.