Thingamiggies of Love and Weirdness Part 3
Disclaimer: Aladdin is owned by people much saner then I.
Warning: I'm not sane.
Second warning: This part isn't that good or that long but I just wanted to write something.
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Iago sat down on the floor, "Well that's it, I guess. We'll be fixed and this won't even matter.
That's just fantastic and mmmph." He stopped abruptly as Abu kissed him fiercly. He struggled
away, "What are you doing? They'll be back any second!"
Abu had a rather deranged look on his face as he tried to undress Iago, "I know that which is
why you need to be quiet and hurry up!" He stopped abruptly as Iago started laughing, "And just
what is so funny?"
Iago struggled to calm down, "Be quiet and hurry up? I feel so cheap and used!"
Abu sat dumbstruck for a second before he started to laugh too, "I haven't had a chance to use
you! That was my point! We need to stall them. We should tell them something like...well you
don't suppose we could tell them the truth?"
Iago just laughed harder, "Oh yeah. 'No, that's alright guys we'll just stay human cause I'm in
love with the monkey.' That'll go down well." He stopped laughing when he saw Abu's shocked face,
"Did I say something wrong?"
"You're in love with me?"
"Oh! Well...I guess. I mean, I wasn't really thinking but yeah. Yeah I guess I am."
Abu embraced him, "I love you too. Oh, Iago what are we going to do now?"
"You mean about the others and the cure?"
"No, I mean about the fact your stupid sappiness has completely killed the mood. Yes, I mean
about the others!"
Iago pulled away, "Maybe you're right. Maybe we should just tell the truth. I mean Al and Jasmine
know about love and Genie's seen enough that he won't care."
"And the rivers are made out of chocolate and marshmellow and we sleep on piles of gold every
night."
"Very funny."
"Well c'mon! We can't tell them. They won't understand! We're two different species!"
"Not anymore."
"We're both male."
"So we can wear each other's clothes."
"Be serious."
"You're right, I'd never wear your clothes. I mean what is up with that hat?"
"What's wrong with my hat? And what is so funny!?"
"Nothing. It's just, none of this matters. Look, if we tell them what's the worse that can
happen?"
Abu crossed his arms, "They can have us imprisoned and executed."
Iago made a face, "Well that would suck. So we don't tell the whole truth. We'll just say we
want to stay human. Then we can meet in private and nobody has to know."
"I don't like keeping secrets from Aladdin."
"Then we'll tell him!"
"But then he'll tell Jasmine and Jasmine will tell the Sultan! And then the Sultan will probably
tell the guards and they'll know and then they'll tell others and before you know it everyone on
the whole planet knows!"
"Or I could just beat you into a coma and then you won't have to tell anybody."
"You wouldn't."
"No, I wouldn't.", Iago leaned other to kiss Abu, "The prophecy must mean something. Maybe we
can use that as a defense. Nothing happens by chance, Abu. There's a reason for everything and
there's a reason for this. We'll figure it out. I promise we'll figure it out."
Abu nodded and snuggled closer to the former parrot.
Unnoticed by them both a concerned and sympathetic Carpet watched.
Author note: Okay I know that was short but I mean it when I said I was stuck on a ending. I want
to write an ending where everyone is excepting and loving but that's not too realistic. Then
again, neither is this fic. But I'm leaving it up to you guys. Do you want a sappy happy ending?
Should they stay human or go back to being animals? Wouldn't Carpet and Genie be kinda cute
together? Er...just ignore that last question.
Disclaimer: Aladdin is owned by people much saner then I.
Warning: I'm not sane.
Second warning: This part isn't that good or that long but I just wanted to write something.
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Iago sat down on the floor, "Well that's it, I guess. We'll be fixed and this won't even matter.
That's just fantastic and mmmph." He stopped abruptly as Abu kissed him fiercly. He struggled
away, "What are you doing? They'll be back any second!"
Abu had a rather deranged look on his face as he tried to undress Iago, "I know that which is
why you need to be quiet and hurry up!" He stopped abruptly as Iago started laughing, "And just
what is so funny?"
Iago struggled to calm down, "Be quiet and hurry up? I feel so cheap and used!"
Abu sat dumbstruck for a second before he started to laugh too, "I haven't had a chance to use
you! That was my point! We need to stall them. We should tell them something like...well you
don't suppose we could tell them the truth?"
Iago just laughed harder, "Oh yeah. 'No, that's alright guys we'll just stay human cause I'm in
love with the monkey.' That'll go down well." He stopped laughing when he saw Abu's shocked face,
"Did I say something wrong?"
"You're in love with me?"
"Oh! Well...I guess. I mean, I wasn't really thinking but yeah. Yeah I guess I am."
Abu embraced him, "I love you too. Oh, Iago what are we going to do now?"
"You mean about the others and the cure?"
"No, I mean about the fact your stupid sappiness has completely killed the mood. Yes, I mean
about the others!"
Iago pulled away, "Maybe you're right. Maybe we should just tell the truth. I mean Al and Jasmine
know about love and Genie's seen enough that he won't care."
"And the rivers are made out of chocolate and marshmellow and we sleep on piles of gold every
night."
"Very funny."
"Well c'mon! We can't tell them. They won't understand! We're two different species!"
"Not anymore."
"We're both male."
"So we can wear each other's clothes."
"Be serious."
"You're right, I'd never wear your clothes. I mean what is up with that hat?"
"What's wrong with my hat? And what is so funny!?"
"Nothing. It's just, none of this matters. Look, if we tell them what's the worse that can
happen?"
Abu crossed his arms, "They can have us imprisoned and executed."
Iago made a face, "Well that would suck. So we don't tell the whole truth. We'll just say we
want to stay human. Then we can meet in private and nobody has to know."
"I don't like keeping secrets from Aladdin."
"Then we'll tell him!"
"But then he'll tell Jasmine and Jasmine will tell the Sultan! And then the Sultan will probably
tell the guards and they'll know and then they'll tell others and before you know it everyone on
the whole planet knows!"
"Or I could just beat you into a coma and then you won't have to tell anybody."
"You wouldn't."
"No, I wouldn't.", Iago leaned other to kiss Abu, "The prophecy must mean something. Maybe we
can use that as a defense. Nothing happens by chance, Abu. There's a reason for everything and
there's a reason for this. We'll figure it out. I promise we'll figure it out."
Abu nodded and snuggled closer to the former parrot.
Unnoticed by them both a concerned and sympathetic Carpet watched.
Author note: Okay I know that was short but I mean it when I said I was stuck on a ending. I want
to write an ending where everyone is excepting and loving but that's not too realistic. Then
again, neither is this fic. But I'm leaving it up to you guys. Do you want a sappy happy ending?
Should they stay human or go back to being animals? Wouldn't Carpet and Genie be kinda cute
together? Er...just ignore that last question.