Oh, yes. I forgot this…
Disclaimer: I do not own Vegeta (Bummer), Trunks (A girl can wish, ne?), Shenlong, Goku, Gohan, Goten, Bulma, Chi Chi, Buu, Pan, Babidy, Bibidy, a dictionary, Gogeta, Vegetto (drool), Gotenks, Bra, Bardock, Radditz, Vegeta Ou, Nappa (spell-checker thinks this is Nappy, HA!), Turles, Brolly, Paragus, (takes a deep breath) Krillin, Yamcha, Yajirobe, Master Roshi, Dr. Briefs, that cat on his shoulder, Mrs. Briefs, that Ox King guy, Videl, Mr. Ego-Trip (sorry, I meant Mr. Satan), Lunch, Marron, Maron, Kami-sama, Piccolo, that Great Elder Guru guy, Dende, Nail, Juurokugou (#16), Juunanagou (#17), Juuhachigou (#18), Juukugou [Jukebox? The spell-checker thinks this is Jukebox? HA!] (#19) {Thank kami I don't own him! That would be…unclean}, Nijuugou (Dr. Gero or #20) {I have to wash out my mouth…}, *is washing out mouth*, *comes back*, Why am I doing this??? Over half these characters will never be in the story!!! Grr…just read on.
Responding to Reviews:
Chapter 1
LiToxMoNKey
I'm still trying to integrate the title into the story somehow. Maybe it will make sense at some point. Yeah, right…
O_o
Yes, a bun! A bun, bun, bun, bun, bnu, oops… Anyway, you get the idea. Buahahaha!!!
Chapter 2
LiToxMoNKey
Sorry for the short chapter! Don't worry, Shenlong appears later. A LOT! He's just so cute to resist!!! Oh, yes. I actually have wondered that. What DOES that guy do in his spare time??? Oooohhhh…..long hair…..Trunks…….^_^
Okay, that's it for now! On with the story!!!
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Vegeta woke with a pounding headache. Everything was all dark. Oh wait, his eyes were still closed. He opened his eyes and everything was now vaguely scaly and green. A massive head came into view. It was Shenlong.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…so…you have awakened." Shenlong looked at his speech bubble in surprise.
"Why are there so many h's there?" He wondered out loud.
"I think the author's keyboard got sttttttttttttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuck." Said Vegeta sleepily, "What the h-" He didn't get very far before Shenlong quickly put a claw over his mouth.
"Shhh! This is a G rated story and I'm trying to hide from the author!"
"You're WHAT??!"
Meanwhile…
The ever-helpful general vicinity had revived the young Saiyans. Well, most of them anyway. Gohan had actually had a chair dropped on his head and was conked out on the couch. Goten and Trunks had just had two boxes of tissues dropped on them and were unharmed. Bulma was checking on Gohan when she heard a series of thuds followed by a large thump.
"Trunks! What did you do?" she called.
"It wasn't me!" came the reply.
"Well, who was it then?" she said to herself, going to look.
A gasp of surprise was in order when she found the sound had been Vegeta falling down the stairs. No wonder he had fallen. Who could walk much less walk down stairs in three-inch heels combined with a tight leather miniskirt? Bulma realized her train of thought and shuddered. What had happened to her Vegeta?
Suddenly she noticed something. The person laying unconscious at the bottom of the stairs was wearing a mask! Pulling it off, she discovered that it hadn't been Vegeta cross-dressing (audience sighs in relief), but…DABURA?!?!?!
(Oops…forgot to add Dabura to the disclaimer. Um…I DON'T OWN THE DEMON KING WHO GETS TURNED INTO A COOKIE OKAY?!?!?!!! Although, he is kind of cute…
Dabura: No! Stay away from me!!!
Kai: Please? Just an autograph?
Dabura: Well, okay. *signs innocent-looking piece of paper*
Kai: Ha ha! *whips off paper covering* You just signed a 1-year contract for my story! *evil laugh*
Dabura: *looks absolutely horrified* Nooooooo!! *spits on the paper, turning it to stone*
Kai: *drops the now really-heavy piece of stone, shattering it into a million pieces* Arg!!
Dabura: Yay! *runs away*
Kai: *chases after him, a murderous look in her eyes*
Okay, that was pointless. I apologise.)
Soon Bulma realized that isn't wasn't Dabura, but someone wearing a Dabura mask! She pulled that one off to find…RADDITZ??? No! It was just someone wearing a Radditz mask!!!
This goes on for a while…
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Sorry about that demented chapter. I'll write something better soon, I promise!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Vegeta (Bummer), Trunks (A girl can wish, ne?), Shenlong, Goku, Gohan, Goten, Bulma, Chi Chi, Buu, Pan, Babidy, Bibidy, a dictionary, Gogeta, Vegetto (drool), Gotenks, Bra, Bardock, Radditz, Vegeta Ou, Nappa (spell-checker thinks this is Nappy, HA!), Turles, Brolly, Paragus, (takes a deep breath) Krillin, Yamcha, Yajirobe, Master Roshi, Dr. Briefs, that cat on his shoulder, Mrs. Briefs, that Ox King guy, Videl, Mr. Ego-Trip (sorry, I meant Mr. Satan), Lunch, Marron, Maron, Kami-sama, Piccolo, that Great Elder Guru guy, Dende, Nail, Juurokugou (#16), Juunanagou (#17), Juuhachigou (#18), Juukugou [Jukebox? The spell-checker thinks this is Jukebox? HA!] (#19) {Thank kami I don't own him! That would be…unclean}, Nijuugou (Dr. Gero or #20) {I have to wash out my mouth…}, *is washing out mouth*, *comes back*, Why am I doing this??? Over half these characters will never be in the story!!! Grr…just read on.
Responding to Reviews:
Chapter 1
LiToxMoNKey
I'm still trying to integrate the title into the story somehow. Maybe it will make sense at some point. Yeah, right…
O_o
Yes, a bun! A bun, bun, bun, bun, bnu, oops… Anyway, you get the idea. Buahahaha!!!
Chapter 2
LiToxMoNKey
Sorry for the short chapter! Don't worry, Shenlong appears later. A LOT! He's just so cute to resist!!! Oh, yes. I actually have wondered that. What DOES that guy do in his spare time??? Oooohhhh…..long hair…..Trunks…….^_^
Okay, that's it for now! On with the story!!!
***
Vegeta woke with a pounding headache. Everything was all dark. Oh wait, his eyes were still closed. He opened his eyes and everything was now vaguely scaly and green. A massive head came into view. It was Shenlong.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…so…you have awakened." Shenlong looked at his speech bubble in surprise.
"Why are there so many h's there?" He wondered out loud.
"I think the author's keyboard got sttttttttttttttttttttttttttuuuuuuuck." Said Vegeta sleepily, "What the h-" He didn't get very far before Shenlong quickly put a claw over his mouth.
"Shhh! This is a G rated story and I'm trying to hide from the author!"
"You're WHAT??!"
Meanwhile…
The ever-helpful general vicinity had revived the young Saiyans. Well, most of them anyway. Gohan had actually had a chair dropped on his head and was conked out on the couch. Goten and Trunks had just had two boxes of tissues dropped on them and were unharmed. Bulma was checking on Gohan when she heard a series of thuds followed by a large thump.
"Trunks! What did you do?" she called.
"It wasn't me!" came the reply.
"Well, who was it then?" she said to herself, going to look.
A gasp of surprise was in order when she found the sound had been Vegeta falling down the stairs. No wonder he had fallen. Who could walk much less walk down stairs in three-inch heels combined with a tight leather miniskirt? Bulma realized her train of thought and shuddered. What had happened to her Vegeta?
Suddenly she noticed something. The person laying unconscious at the bottom of the stairs was wearing a mask! Pulling it off, she discovered that it hadn't been Vegeta cross-dressing (audience sighs in relief), but…DABURA?!?!?!
(Oops…forgot to add Dabura to the disclaimer. Um…I DON'T OWN THE DEMON KING WHO GETS TURNED INTO A COOKIE OKAY?!?!?!!! Although, he is kind of cute…
Dabura: No! Stay away from me!!!
Kai: Please? Just an autograph?
Dabura: Well, okay. *signs innocent-looking piece of paper*
Kai: Ha ha! *whips off paper covering* You just signed a 1-year contract for my story! *evil laugh*
Dabura: *looks absolutely horrified* Nooooooo!! *spits on the paper, turning it to stone*
Kai: *drops the now really-heavy piece of stone, shattering it into a million pieces* Arg!!
Dabura: Yay! *runs away*
Kai: *chases after him, a murderous look in her eyes*
Okay, that was pointless. I apologise.)
Soon Bulma realized that isn't wasn't Dabura, but someone wearing a Dabura mask! She pulled that one off to find…RADDITZ??? No! It was just someone wearing a Radditz mask!!!
This goes on for a while…
***
Sorry about that demented chapter. I'll write something better soon, I promise!!