Okerly dokerly. I know I haven't updated in about a year or so, but today I was reading through my old stories and so I re-read Blue Marmalade. I can't believe no one ever flamed me for that piece of cr@p. Ouch. It's bloody AWFUL! I hate it. The only parts I like have nothing to do with the story. Hmmm…recycled writing goodness…^_^ Yes, and now I shall continue the bit of worthless junk and try to make it the slightest bit more interesting. Ha ha ha.

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Once upon a time there was a dragon. Yes…you guessed it. You're so smart! It was Shenlong. No, not the one in the Dragon Balls…but Wufei's mech. Oh wait…this is a Dragonball Z story…dang. Okay, it was the cute green thing. ^_^ La la la la laaaaaaaaaaa…what should I write now? What's that I hear? *cranes over to hear audience better* 'Please, for the love of Vegeta! Stop writing!'? Well…okay…but the rest of this page will be even more boring if I do that. Oh! You mean writing bad fanfiction. I see. Okay then. I'll write REALLY bad fanfiction! Here goes!

Once there was a cery smart gril her name was Moonshadow Starlight Satire Franqueena Dawnfire but was called Starina for short and she was really smart and had lots of money and was very pretty and special. All of the guys at her skool liked her a lot and she was very poplar and lovabler and one day the host hansdsome guy at the sckool (he was a smart guy and very cute and nice and he played power vollyboll) asked her out to the prom. And she really wasnted ot go but her mean mom wouldn't ket her so she gad to snek out of her window and she went to the party wit her boyfriend and looket wonderful and perty and everybody likd her dress and she had a great time.
 But then a horrible thing happened she was kidnapped by th eevil bad person named Bloodrathe Sythe who everyone feared a lot and was scared of. Starina;s boyfriend ran away an dshe felt beetraed before she was nocked unconshus. She woke up and bloodrathe Sythe was looking a ther eilvly/ He said to he you are verrrrrrrrry beautiful Starina and I love you please mary me. Starina was teidddd to a charo and her pretty mouth dropped open and she saidf no I coul dnever fo that for my boyfriend loves me. No he doesn't my oerepretty little maidin because remember he ran away when I caotued you. Starina;s hands flew to her mouth (despite her still being 'teidddd' to the 'charo'…) and she gasped. Oh no! your rite! He doesn't luv me! Andn tehn she burst into tears. Bloodrathe sythe gave her a hug and kissed her gently and said it's ok I'll help you don't wory. Starina fell in love with him a nd realized that bloodrathe was er real true love and kissed him back and shey got marryed and lived happy ever at fer. The end!!!!!!!!!!! (Thank God…)

Are you all happy now? I stopped writing bad fanfiction and started writing REALLY bad fanfiction! No, I'm teasing. I stopped writing altogether. I just read now. You know,  complement other people's good points…ignore the bad ones. Suffer through the really bad ones while looking for the good ones. Anyway, I'm probably not going to continue Blue Marmalade…unless someone puts me in therepy…with pink stuffed bunnies…ew. Love you all, begone now. ^_^ Shoo.