DISCLAIMER: The only thing I own here is the fact of it being funny.

New "Complicated" song fic! This one is actually a musical. Thanks to Fyrbird, I now have something else to put "Complicated" to. I'll name this: As Complicated as It Gets. Sit back and enjoy!

(phone rings and Yugi picks it up.)

Uh huh

Uh huh

Who is this?

Uh huh

Uh huh

Kaiba, duel you at six?

(Dummmmm, dum a dee dummm dummmmm)

Six 'o clock flat.

(Dummmmm, dum a dee dummm dummmmm)

I'll beat you at that!

(at six, at Kaiba's dueling arena.)

Kaiba: Yugi, you know what have to do

I'm going to re-duel you

And if, you can only see that I will win this time!

Yugi: Shut up! You big mouth!

You can't even duel against a slouch!

Just try and see what happens in this duel, you stupid fool!

Kaiba: I beat you once, and this time I'll try!

Yugi: Ooo, big scary Kaiba, oh my, my, my

At least I didn't almost commit suicide!

Kaiba: Tell me! Why do you have a friend that's a dog!

Joey: Leave me out of this! You big stupid ugly money hog!

Kaiba and Yugi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! O_O;

Joey: Well, I heard there was a duel, so I came and brought the whole school.

The students: We want to see a really good duel! ^_^

Kaiba and Yugi: (crying) Why? Why? Why? ):

Kaiba: Dumb dog! What did I tell you to do?

Yugi: Kaiba, you must be retarted, too.

Cause the only brain-dead dog in here is just you!

Joey: Just get on with the duel, and beat Kaiba, that coo-coo

Kaiba: That don't even rhyme with 'duel', and that's why you're Scooby- Drool.

Tea: Get with the duel, we want some action!

Tristan: Fight with your heart, and have some fun.

Joey: Just remember, to be number one, alright?

Kaiba and Yugi: Okay, this is as complicated as it gets!

Yugi: We will duel if you all just pipe down and eat some grits!

Kaiba: Now we're starting.

Yugi: I'll start with Dark Magician, and now I attack, so your 2000 LP's gone.

So, I just have beaten you once again!

Kaiba: NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Well, what do you think? How would you rank this on a scale from 1 to 10? Bring your comments in and PLZ rank this song! If it's better than my first, let me know. Well, bye for now ^_~ !