A/N: I'm totally and completely STUCK. Help me. Someone. Please. The rest of the kids doing physics labs in the computer lab think we're insane, and Tim's going to kick my ass for putting him in the story, but it's ALL GOOD!
Pippin and Merry called out in surprise as I tumbled down the stairs, still emersed in a fit of giggles.
"Are you all right?" Merry exclaimed, helping me to my feet. I could only nod, still laughing hysterically.
"Note to self," I managed, gasping in a breath and wiping tears. "Use 'can I play with your bow?' in the next slash I write."
~*~
Tim turned back to the screen, just in time to see the words "BONUS LEVEL" flashing at him. He grinned, and then was sucked into the game. He thudded down to the ground just within the borders of Isengard, the rock and stone ruins that were once walls, and were torn down by the Ents.
An arrow whizzed by his head, and he jumped, blinking in surprise.
~*~
"Nice shot," said Legolas approvingly, nodding. "Just try to aim for the-" he paused, squinting and looking out. "There is a boy out there."
Aragorn and Gimli straightened, and the three of them raced out to greet the new stranger. Meanwhile, I joined Jess, and we moseyed on over.
Aragorn had his sword to Tim's throat, Legolas had an arrow notched and pointed at him, and Gimli had his axe raised high, threateningly.
"Kris! Jess!" he shouted, clearly happy to see us. I shared a grin with Jessica, and crossed my arms over my chest. She did the same.
"Do you know this boy?" asked Legolas, and I blinked, shrugging and feigning ignorance.
"Never seen him before in my life."
"KRIS!" he shouted, and Jessica held back a few giggles. "Come on! Tell them!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," I replied, shrugging.
"Kris! Come on!"
"Well," I murmured, pretending to think and tapping my chin. "I might remember if a certain SOMEONE apologized for calling me a shitty smut writer."
He grimaced like he was in pain, and then groaned. "Fine, fine. I'm sorry. You're not a shitty smut writer."
"Do you know him?" Gimli repeated, sounding quite annoyed.
"Yeah, yeah," Jessica said, rolling her eyes. "We know him. Unfortunately."
Aragorn nodded, and the weapons were dropped. Tim breathed a sigh of releif, and glared in my direction.
"Thanks a lot, KRIS," he growled, and I shrugged off-handedly, turning to head back to the steps of Isengard.
~*~
"So how did we get here?" Tim asked, and Jessica and I shared looks.
"Uh.. there was some lights... and.. we were in the arcade.."
"How are we going to get back?"
"Get back?" I asked, and Jessica shrugged when I looked to her for help. "We hadn't really thought of that."
~A/N: Yeah, yeah. All done. Bye! *~
Pippin and Merry called out in surprise as I tumbled down the stairs, still emersed in a fit of giggles.
"Are you all right?" Merry exclaimed, helping me to my feet. I could only nod, still laughing hysterically.
"Note to self," I managed, gasping in a breath and wiping tears. "Use 'can I play with your bow?' in the next slash I write."
~*~
Tim turned back to the screen, just in time to see the words "BONUS LEVEL" flashing at him. He grinned, and then was sucked into the game. He thudded down to the ground just within the borders of Isengard, the rock and stone ruins that were once walls, and were torn down by the Ents.
An arrow whizzed by his head, and he jumped, blinking in surprise.
~*~
"Nice shot," said Legolas approvingly, nodding. "Just try to aim for the-" he paused, squinting and looking out. "There is a boy out there."
Aragorn and Gimli straightened, and the three of them raced out to greet the new stranger. Meanwhile, I joined Jess, and we moseyed on over.
Aragorn had his sword to Tim's throat, Legolas had an arrow notched and pointed at him, and Gimli had his axe raised high, threateningly.
"Kris! Jess!" he shouted, clearly happy to see us. I shared a grin with Jessica, and crossed my arms over my chest. She did the same.
"Do you know this boy?" asked Legolas, and I blinked, shrugging and feigning ignorance.
"Never seen him before in my life."
"KRIS!" he shouted, and Jessica held back a few giggles. "Come on! Tell them!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," I replied, shrugging.
"Kris! Come on!"
"Well," I murmured, pretending to think and tapping my chin. "I might remember if a certain SOMEONE apologized for calling me a shitty smut writer."
He grimaced like he was in pain, and then groaned. "Fine, fine. I'm sorry. You're not a shitty smut writer."
"Do you know him?" Gimli repeated, sounding quite annoyed.
"Yeah, yeah," Jessica said, rolling her eyes. "We know him. Unfortunately."
Aragorn nodded, and the weapons were dropped. Tim breathed a sigh of releif, and glared in my direction.
"Thanks a lot, KRIS," he growled, and I shrugged off-handedly, turning to head back to the steps of Isengard.
~*~
"So how did we get here?" Tim asked, and Jessica and I shared looks.
"Uh.. there was some lights... and.. we were in the arcade.."
"How are we going to get back?"
"Get back?" I asked, and Jessica shrugged when I looked to her for help. "We hadn't really thought of that."
~A/N: Yeah, yeah. All done. Bye! *~