One of the many conversations after the movies on the book series "Lord of
the Rings"
Souron: I wish I had Frodo's Part.
Frodo: Yah right! Do you know how much trouble you gave me? You can have my part.
Legolas: Does that mean that I'm on the bad side now?
Gandalf: Of course not. STUPID! You sure are lucky you're hot. Because if you weren't you would be sooooo nothing!
Souraman: Why does Sou ran always get the all the attention because of a stupid ring? If it weren't for me.
Souran: Excuse me. If it weren't for you what? God, I'm stuck in a ring!
Gandalf: Why the good guys always have to be the ones to get killed/hurt/loathed ext. ext.
Souraman: Because writers think it gives them more attention.
Frodo: I think writers are stupid.
J.R.R. Tolkien: Hay! That hurt.
Legolas: Why, we all think you suck
Legolas: You deserve to be hurt.
Gandalf: SHUT UP! I think we gave him enough trouble already. Besides, if it weren't for him we would not be here.
J.R.R. Tolkien: Thank you Gandalf.
Gandalf: I didn't do it for you. Legolas is just so damn annoying that was the only way to shut him up. J.R.R. Tolkien leaves the room.
Legolas: That's not fair.
Frodo: This has gone far eno ugh. I'm going to bed.
Sam: What ever you say Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Sam, will you PLEASE stop calling me that. It's getting a little annoying.
Sam: Yes Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: ahhhhhhhhhhh! Someone hold me back before I kill him.
Sam: Yes Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Get you damn hands off me.
Legolas: I think.
Gandalf: Wait just a minute. HEY everyone! Legolas just thought for the first time in history. Now what were you going to say
Legolas: I was going to say that I think Frodo had a good idea when he said lets go to bed. Legolas leaves the room.
Souraman: For a change I think Legolas is right.
Sam: Will someone watch out at my bed tonight, like a guard? I think Frodo is going to kill me.
Gandalf: I am very wise and I think if Frodo kills you, though he probably won't, that it will be for the best.
Sam: I am going to bed. No one appreciates me.
Frodo: I not going to kill you Sammy. or at least not tonight. I'm too tired. Frodo and Sam leave the room.
Souraman: I think that is a good idea. Souraman leaves the room.
Souran: So, now we have the whole room to our selves.
Gandalf: Yep.
Souran: Want to blow smoke rings and such until we get tired of it.
Gandalf: Sure. You go first. Multicolored rings, boats, eagles, ext. float around the room.
Souran: Want a little taste of black magic?
Gandalf: SURE! When can we start?
Souran: Right now.
Gandalf: Cool. Souran shows Gandalf black magic and all its properties.
Souran: Want to go to bed now?
Gandalf and Souran leave the room. Gandalf: Sure. I'm tired too.
Room: Silence-finally.
Souron: I wish I had Frodo's Part.
Frodo: Yah right! Do you know how much trouble you gave me? You can have my part.
Legolas: Does that mean that I'm on the bad side now?
Gandalf: Of course not. STUPID! You sure are lucky you're hot. Because if you weren't you would be sooooo nothing!
Souraman: Why does Sou ran always get the all the attention because of a stupid ring? If it weren't for me.
Souran: Excuse me. If it weren't for you what? God, I'm stuck in a ring!
Gandalf: Why the good guys always have to be the ones to get killed/hurt/loathed ext. ext.
Souraman: Because writers think it gives them more attention.
Frodo: I think writers are stupid.
J.R.R. Tolkien: Hay! That hurt.
Legolas: Why, we all think you suck
Legolas: You deserve to be hurt.
Gandalf: SHUT UP! I think we gave him enough trouble already. Besides, if it weren't for him we would not be here.
J.R.R. Tolkien: Thank you Gandalf.
Gandalf: I didn't do it for you. Legolas is just so damn annoying that was the only way to shut him up. J.R.R. Tolkien leaves the room.
Legolas: That's not fair.
Frodo: This has gone far eno ugh. I'm going to bed.
Sam: What ever you say Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Sam, will you PLEASE stop calling me that. It's getting a little annoying.
Sam: Yes Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: ahhhhhhhhhhh! Someone hold me back before I kill him.
Sam: Yes Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Get you damn hands off me.
Legolas: I think.
Gandalf: Wait just a minute. HEY everyone! Legolas just thought for the first time in history. Now what were you going to say
Legolas: I was going to say that I think Frodo had a good idea when he said lets go to bed. Legolas leaves the room.
Souraman: For a change I think Legolas is right.
Sam: Will someone watch out at my bed tonight, like a guard? I think Frodo is going to kill me.
Gandalf: I am very wise and I think if Frodo kills you, though he probably won't, that it will be for the best.
Sam: I am going to bed. No one appreciates me.
Frodo: I not going to kill you Sammy. or at least not tonight. I'm too tired. Frodo and Sam leave the room.
Souraman: I think that is a good idea. Souraman leaves the room.
Souran: So, now we have the whole room to our selves.
Gandalf: Yep.
Souran: Want to blow smoke rings and such until we get tired of it.
Gandalf: Sure. You go first. Multicolored rings, boats, eagles, ext. float around the room.
Souran: Want a little taste of black magic?
Gandalf: SURE! When can we start?
Souran: Right now.
Gandalf: Cool. Souran shows Gandalf black magic and all its properties.
Souran: Want to go to bed now?
Gandalf and Souran leave the room. Gandalf: Sure. I'm tired too.
Room: Silence-finally.