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::Turns on "Sk8ter Boi" and sings to the song off-key:: Come on people, sing with me!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wizzerd Boi

He was a boy

She was a girl

Can I make it anymore obvious?

He was a Gryff.

She was a Rav.

Her heart was what he craved

He wanted her

She did not know

He didn't have the courage to say "Hello"

But all of her friends

Stuck up her nose

And they had problems with guys she chose

He was a wizzerd boi

And he would jump for joy

'Cause she was the perfect one for him

She had a pretty face

But he was out in a daze

He needed to come back down to earth



Five years from now

She sits at home

Feeding her baby, she's not alone

She turns on T.V.

Guess who she sees?

H.Potter flyin' in her T.V.

She zaps up her friends

They though she was lame

'Cause they've all got tickets to see the game

She tags along

And stands in the crowd

And his head was up above a cloud



He was a wizzerd boi

And he would jump for joy

'Cause she was the perfect one for him

Now he's a Quidditch player

Who acts like a vampire slayer

'Cause he wanted to win her heart back



He was a wizzerd boi

And he would jump for joy

'Cause she was the perfect one for him

Now he's a Quidditch player

Who acts like a vampire slayer

'Cause he wanted to win her heart back



Sorry boy, that I cannot do

'Cause my heart does not belong to you

We are only just good friends

And this is how the story ends

Too bad that he couldn't speak

'Cause back then he looked real weak

But she did what she had to do

So her life wouldn't be too blue



He's just a boy

And she's just a girl

Can I make it anymore obvious?

They aren't in love

Haven't you heard?

Her husband was who she preferred



I met this wizzerd boi

I said to you "Later boy"

I'll be backstage after the game

I'll be in the gigantic crowd

Yelling, "I love you" loud

'Cause I found the perfect one for me



I met this wizzerd boi

I said to you "Later boy"

I'll be backstage after the game

I'll be in the gigantic crowd

Yelling, "I love you" loud

'Cause I found the perfect one for me