Since I'm constantly updating my Final Fantasy VII: Life After Meteor,
which is my sequel to the game, I have been writing an assortment of humor
fics because most of my other emotions are poured into that other story. So
hope ya Enjoy
Everything Final Fantasy is not mine, though I wish it was, or at least wish that Tifa was alive and with me.::recomposes himself:: I mean Squaresoft owns everything, and everyone. ::looks around suspiciously:: Squaresoft is watching you!.
Oh and little bashing occurs, but do not think for one minute that I do not like any characters from any final fantasy. well there is a few a very small few, but I don't bash on any of them in this story.
The room was dark, and there was only one light. A single table was positioned in the center under the light. Four men were sitting down and playing cards. Sweat beads poured down from their forehead. The pressure of the card game started to get them. Anxiety surged through their veins.
Sephiroth: Hey Seymore! ::Sephiroth called out to him::
Seymour: Hmm, it appears that your pronunciation of my name is incorrect. It is pronounced Seym.
Seifer: Shut up pansy!
Sephiroth: Do you have a two? ::Sephiroth leans in closer, anxious to find if he pulled out another card from his hand::
Seymour: Go Fish!
Sephiroth: ::the gleam in his eye faded into nothing:: I was sure that time! ::he pulls a card from the deck and places it into his hand.
Kuja: Read them and weap, for I have ventured across to find the winning hand so I can prevail over the rest of you. Full House ::He fans out his cards on the table::
Seifer: ::memorizes Kuja's cards:: Dumbass
Sephiroth: ::slaps his hand on his forehead::
Seymour: It is not understandable that you can not realize that you are playing under different rules, none the less the rules you are playing under are from the game called.
Seifer: Shut up! ::he smacks Seymour in the arm::
Sephiroth: Don't you know were not playing poker Kuja! Anyway, go fish ::Sephiroth pulls a card of the top of the deck, and frisbee tosses it to Kuja's face.::
Seifer: ::he looks at Kuja and grabs the card at the far end of his deck:: Thank you! ::he places his matching cards face up so that everyone could see he got it right.::
Seymour: I understand that we are all in the same watercraft.
Seifer: Can't you just say we're in the same boat! ::backhands Seymour::
Sephiroth: ::smiles:: I would have killed that Cloud! ::he thinks and then remembers he did:: I would have killed him again!
Seifer: Do you know what it is to have to go on a mission with a brown- haired puberty boy, and a chicken wuss? Here I am running through the city of Dollet, and I'm beating back the army that invaded single-handedly! Then in comes these two pansies prancing around holding up in the air a rulebook of war or something. I almost had that stupid army running away screaming ::he imitates a voice of a woman:: "Oh no its Seifer, run! No one can stop Seifer, OH! Sefer the great! Seifer THE POWERFUL!!!" ::is standing on his chair::
Sephiroth: ::grabs Seifer's shoulder ands sits him down:: Do you have a seven?
Seifer: ::leans into his hand, practically covering his face with his cards, he then looks up at Sephiroth:: How did you know? ::he tosses his card out of his hand::
Sephiroth: ::takes the card and puts it down with the matching one:: What about you Seymore?
Seymour: I see you misprounouced it aga.
Seifer: ::smacks him:: Shut up!
Seymour: ::recomposes himself:: It is spelled S.E.Y.M
Seifer: ::smacks Seymour in the back of the head: Hey! Shut up!
Seymour: ::starts to tear up:: Do you have a three Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Go Fish!
Kuja: Do unto others, as you want them to do unto you.
Everyone looks at Kuja, and Kuja blinks at them, then they all looks back at their hands. They skip Kuja's turn
Sephiroth: I really can't understand what those two girls see in Cloud. I mean the guy is demented, he's practically banging his head on the wall. Why doesn't Aeris like me? Tifa even, well whatever.
Seifer: Are you jealous mama's boy? ::looks at Sephiroths hand::
Sephiroth: ::jumps in the air, suddenly a single wing pops out from his back:: Do not insult the soon to be immortal.
Seifer: ::pulls out his gunblade and smacks Sephiroth in the back of the head, causing him to fall down:: So umm. do you have a king?
Sephiroth: ::looks down as the wing disappears:: Damn! Hey wait did you skip my turn?
Seifer: ::innocently:: No I did not.
Kuja: Once upon a midnight dreary. While I ponder weak and weary, over many quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore. While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly their came a tapping, as if someone gently rapping at my chamber door. Only tis and nothing more
They all look at Kuja, and Kuja blinks twice. Then they all look at their hands.
Sephiroth: Here ::gives the king to Seifer::
Seifer: Alright all I have is two more cards to go!!!
Seymour: Seifer do you have a jack?
Seifer: ::looks at Seymour and takes his jack:: Yes I do, thanks. ::sets down his new match
Seymour: I do not believe that you are playing fair, I think that you should.
Seifer: Shut up Seymore!!! ::smacks him::
Seymour: ::tears up:: Can you at least pronounce my name, it is S.E.Y.M
Sephiroth: So Kuja do you have a ten?
Kuja: ::looks down and back up:: I have twenty-one, I have prevailed at black jack once again!
Everyone looks at Kuja.
Seymour: I see that once again you are playing under the rules of another
Seifer: ::slashes the legs of Seymours seat with his gunblade::
Seymour: ::falls down on the ground with his seat:: I do not understand why you did that Seifer.
Seifer: so? ::looks down at Seymour's hand::
Sephiroth: You know Seifer, they don't make bad guys like us anymore. I mean seriously
Suddenly Kefka walks in.
Kefka: ::looks at everyone:: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ::runs out screaming like a girl.
Sephiroth: You see! Kefka was a good bad guy ::thinks for a second:: Cool I said an oxymoron.
Seifer: I think you're a moron.
Sephiroth: ::jumps in air, and the wing pops out of his back again:: You will die mortal!!!
Seifer: ::jumps up on the table:: Bring it on pansy
Seymour: ::stands up:: I think we should all sit down and attempt to get along. We are all just.
Sephiroth and Seifer: SHUT UP SEYMORE!!!
Seymour: S.E.Y.M.
Sephiroth and Seifer: ::jump on top of Seymour and start beating him up::
Kuja: I did not sleep with Monica.
Everyone stops and looks at Kuja. He blinks at them, and then they continue to fight.
Suddenly in comes Cloud and Squall.
Cloud: Yeah that Tidus guy is sure a wuss!
Squall: Seriously they don't make good guys like us, did you take a look at that Zidane character.
The bad guys stop fighting, and look at Cloud and Squall.
Kuja: To be or not be! That is the question!
Everyone looks at Kuja.
Cloud: Ok then. I think I'll wait till this game is over ::runs out the door::
Sephiroth: Come back here CLOUD!!! Die at the blad of my MASAMUNE!!!::runs after Cloud:;
Squall: Beating up on people as usual Seifer?
Seifer: Yup!
Squall: So what ya doing later?
Seymour: I am assuming that we will not contiue this game.
Squall: Whats wrong with Seymore?
Seymour: It is spell S.E.Y.M
Seifer: Oh look!
Squall: What?
Seifer: ::pulls out a card from Seymour's hand:: I WIN!!!
Squall: ..You cheated.
Seifer: SHUT UP PANSY!!!
Squall: Whatever.
Seifer: ::aims his palm at Squall:: Take this ::Fire forms around Seifers hand::
Squall: Oh not this again...
To be continued.
Everything Final Fantasy is not mine, though I wish it was, or at least wish that Tifa was alive and with me.::recomposes himself:: I mean Squaresoft owns everything, and everyone. ::looks around suspiciously:: Squaresoft is watching you!.
Oh and little bashing occurs, but do not think for one minute that I do not like any characters from any final fantasy. well there is a few a very small few, but I don't bash on any of them in this story.
The room was dark, and there was only one light. A single table was positioned in the center under the light. Four men were sitting down and playing cards. Sweat beads poured down from their forehead. The pressure of the card game started to get them. Anxiety surged through their veins.
Sephiroth: Hey Seymore! ::Sephiroth called out to him::
Seymour: Hmm, it appears that your pronunciation of my name is incorrect. It is pronounced Seym.
Seifer: Shut up pansy!
Sephiroth: Do you have a two? ::Sephiroth leans in closer, anxious to find if he pulled out another card from his hand::
Seymour: Go Fish!
Sephiroth: ::the gleam in his eye faded into nothing:: I was sure that time! ::he pulls a card from the deck and places it into his hand.
Kuja: Read them and weap, for I have ventured across to find the winning hand so I can prevail over the rest of you. Full House ::He fans out his cards on the table::
Seifer: ::memorizes Kuja's cards:: Dumbass
Sephiroth: ::slaps his hand on his forehead::
Seymour: It is not understandable that you can not realize that you are playing under different rules, none the less the rules you are playing under are from the game called.
Seifer: Shut up! ::he smacks Seymour in the arm::
Sephiroth: Don't you know were not playing poker Kuja! Anyway, go fish ::Sephiroth pulls a card of the top of the deck, and frisbee tosses it to Kuja's face.::
Seifer: ::he looks at Kuja and grabs the card at the far end of his deck:: Thank you! ::he places his matching cards face up so that everyone could see he got it right.::
Seymour: I understand that we are all in the same watercraft.
Seifer: Can't you just say we're in the same boat! ::backhands Seymour::
Sephiroth: ::smiles:: I would have killed that Cloud! ::he thinks and then remembers he did:: I would have killed him again!
Seifer: Do you know what it is to have to go on a mission with a brown- haired puberty boy, and a chicken wuss? Here I am running through the city of Dollet, and I'm beating back the army that invaded single-handedly! Then in comes these two pansies prancing around holding up in the air a rulebook of war or something. I almost had that stupid army running away screaming ::he imitates a voice of a woman:: "Oh no its Seifer, run! No one can stop Seifer, OH! Sefer the great! Seifer THE POWERFUL!!!" ::is standing on his chair::
Sephiroth: ::grabs Seifer's shoulder ands sits him down:: Do you have a seven?
Seifer: ::leans into his hand, practically covering his face with his cards, he then looks up at Sephiroth:: How did you know? ::he tosses his card out of his hand::
Sephiroth: ::takes the card and puts it down with the matching one:: What about you Seymore?
Seymour: I see you misprounouced it aga.
Seifer: ::smacks him:: Shut up!
Seymour: ::recomposes himself:: It is spelled S.E.Y.M
Seifer: ::smacks Seymour in the back of the head: Hey! Shut up!
Seymour: ::starts to tear up:: Do you have a three Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Go Fish!
Kuja: Do unto others, as you want them to do unto you.
Everyone looks at Kuja, and Kuja blinks at them, then they all looks back at their hands. They skip Kuja's turn
Sephiroth: I really can't understand what those two girls see in Cloud. I mean the guy is demented, he's practically banging his head on the wall. Why doesn't Aeris like me? Tifa even, well whatever.
Seifer: Are you jealous mama's boy? ::looks at Sephiroths hand::
Sephiroth: ::jumps in the air, suddenly a single wing pops out from his back:: Do not insult the soon to be immortal.
Seifer: ::pulls out his gunblade and smacks Sephiroth in the back of the head, causing him to fall down:: So umm. do you have a king?
Sephiroth: ::looks down as the wing disappears:: Damn! Hey wait did you skip my turn?
Seifer: ::innocently:: No I did not.
Kuja: Once upon a midnight dreary. While I ponder weak and weary, over many quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore. While I nodded nearly napping, suddenly their came a tapping, as if someone gently rapping at my chamber door. Only tis and nothing more
They all look at Kuja, and Kuja blinks twice. Then they all look at their hands.
Sephiroth: Here ::gives the king to Seifer::
Seifer: Alright all I have is two more cards to go!!!
Seymour: Seifer do you have a jack?
Seifer: ::looks at Seymour and takes his jack:: Yes I do, thanks. ::sets down his new match
Seymour: I do not believe that you are playing fair, I think that you should.
Seifer: Shut up Seymore!!! ::smacks him::
Seymour: ::tears up:: Can you at least pronounce my name, it is S.E.Y.M
Sephiroth: So Kuja do you have a ten?
Kuja: ::looks down and back up:: I have twenty-one, I have prevailed at black jack once again!
Everyone looks at Kuja.
Seymour: I see that once again you are playing under the rules of another
Seifer: ::slashes the legs of Seymours seat with his gunblade::
Seymour: ::falls down on the ground with his seat:: I do not understand why you did that Seifer.
Seifer: so? ::looks down at Seymour's hand::
Sephiroth: You know Seifer, they don't make bad guys like us anymore. I mean seriously
Suddenly Kefka walks in.
Kefka: ::looks at everyone:: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ::runs out screaming like a girl.
Sephiroth: You see! Kefka was a good bad guy ::thinks for a second:: Cool I said an oxymoron.
Seifer: I think you're a moron.
Sephiroth: ::jumps in air, and the wing pops out of his back again:: You will die mortal!!!
Seifer: ::jumps up on the table:: Bring it on pansy
Seymour: ::stands up:: I think we should all sit down and attempt to get along. We are all just.
Sephiroth and Seifer: SHUT UP SEYMORE!!!
Seymour: S.E.Y.M.
Sephiroth and Seifer: ::jump on top of Seymour and start beating him up::
Kuja: I did not sleep with Monica.
Everyone stops and looks at Kuja. He blinks at them, and then they continue to fight.
Suddenly in comes Cloud and Squall.
Cloud: Yeah that Tidus guy is sure a wuss!
Squall: Seriously they don't make good guys like us, did you take a look at that Zidane character.
The bad guys stop fighting, and look at Cloud and Squall.
Kuja: To be or not be! That is the question!
Everyone looks at Kuja.
Cloud: Ok then. I think I'll wait till this game is over ::runs out the door::
Sephiroth: Come back here CLOUD!!! Die at the blad of my MASAMUNE!!!::runs after Cloud:;
Squall: Beating up on people as usual Seifer?
Seifer: Yup!
Squall: So what ya doing later?
Seymour: I am assuming that we will not contiue this game.
Squall: Whats wrong with Seymore?
Seymour: It is spell S.E.Y.M
Seifer: Oh look!
Squall: What?
Seifer: ::pulls out a card from Seymour's hand:: I WIN!!!
Squall: ..You cheated.
Seifer: SHUT UP PANSY!!!
Squall: Whatever.
Seifer: ::aims his palm at Squall:: Take this ::Fire forms around Seifers hand::
Squall: Oh not this again...
To be continued.