Yu-Gi-Oh!.......Through the Eyes of Kimhairi
This story was inspired by Silver Neko, author of Kimhairi Says, Duck, Dog, and Boy with Key: A Kingdom Hearts Story, and many other priceless, memorable Kimhairi stories. So, I proudly dedicate this story to......
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Silver Neko~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Okay, first:
NOTE: This is a parody of Yu-Gi-Oh!. This is soley for humor. Also, it's a dedication to a kick-ass authoress who probably has no idea that this story exists. *Sigh*
YAMI, TEA AND MAI THREESOME: This is in case you idiots didn't notice the above. This is for humor. This note is for those with short attention spans, like PAMELA ANDERSON or JODIE FOSTER. Also, if you feel offended, don't be a hating flamer like OSAMA BIN LADEN or SADDAM HUSSEIN. Some people can't pay attention to... *Blows Bullhorn, which can HELP YOU LOSE 20 POUNDS IN 10 DAYS* warnings, and plunge into things like ISIS X MAI YURI or YAMI MALIK X YAMI BAKURA YAOI.Thank you, and remember, there may be some bashing of certain things WITH A FREE 100 BUCKS ATTATCHED. Thank you, and enjoy your feature fic.
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Kimhairi not WANT to do fic for Yokai boy. Yokai boy play bullhorn, which can shoot an extremely powerful sed-a-tive. (Big word for Kimhairi! ^_^) Kimhairi forced to listen to "Lyte Funky Ones, Vol.1-99" for 3 hours until he agree to do this. Yokai boy notice reluctance in Kimhairi's face, then called upon Black-who-is-really-white chick to torture me and send randsoms of Boy of 1000 years ago. Didn't work, until she decided to put him in cage next to Kimhairi. Kimhairi get really cool slow motion scream: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kimhairi then bow head in shame. He HAD to. Kimhairi has to buy a machina revolver one of these days.... Anyways, Kimhairi get out of cage, and Yokai boy call of Black-who-is-really-white Chick. Kimhairi then notice Yokai boy's bullhorn, and then feels him probing Kimhairi's mind. Kimhairi quickly dismiss thoughts of revenge involving spear and bonfire. Kimhairi notice fireball of evilness glowing in Yokai boy's hand, and Kimhairi runs into room Kimairi in now. Kimhairi think he get away, until he notice Invinco-Lock on door. Kimhairi curse in Ronso for 30 minutes, then sits down in giant leather chair in front of a giant screen. He now turn on TV and watch the life of Boy with Puzzle. And that brings Kimhairi to right now. Kimhairi will tell you the story of Boy with Puzzle, as well as his other side, Pharoh Guy. Now Kimhairi turn on TV, and share life of Boy with Puzzle. Kimhairi start with American Season 1, because most do not know of the glory in Japenese season 1. Foolish WB dubs. Can Kimhairi have his cookie now? *Shadow tosses a cookie to him* Thank you Yokai boy. *Eats cookie*
R&R, because otherwise Kimhairi will be sad. Send gifts for Kimhairi so he can accessorize his room. He already has:
Bag of Cookies
Giant comphy leather chair
128 in. TV with magic powers
Fireplace (But No logs! Poor Kimhairi. A fireplace with no logs.)
A globe
and 3 bookshelfs on the walls of the room, except for the one where the TV is.
So, R&R, and send gifts for Characters who dissapear for a time or who aren't there yet, because we'll be hanging with them. Examples: Pegasus, Yami Bakura, Malik, Dark Magician Girl, Catapult Turtle..... You get the idea.
This story was inspired by Silver Neko, author of Kimhairi Says, Duck, Dog, and Boy with Key: A Kingdom Hearts Story, and many other priceless, memorable Kimhairi stories. So, I proudly dedicate this story to......
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Silver Neko~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Okay, first:
NOTE: This is a parody of Yu-Gi-Oh!. This is soley for humor. Also, it's a dedication to a kick-ass authoress who probably has no idea that this story exists. *Sigh*
YAMI, TEA AND MAI THREESOME: This is in case you idiots didn't notice the above. This is for humor. This note is for those with short attention spans, like PAMELA ANDERSON or JODIE FOSTER. Also, if you feel offended, don't be a hating flamer like OSAMA BIN LADEN or SADDAM HUSSEIN. Some people can't pay attention to... *Blows Bullhorn, which can HELP YOU LOSE 20 POUNDS IN 10 DAYS* warnings, and plunge into things like ISIS X MAI YURI or YAMI MALIK X YAMI BAKURA YAOI.Thank you, and remember, there may be some bashing of certain things WITH A FREE 100 BUCKS ATTATCHED. Thank you, and enjoy your feature fic.
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
Kimhairi not WANT to do fic for Yokai boy. Yokai boy play bullhorn, which can shoot an extremely powerful sed-a-tive. (Big word for Kimhairi! ^_^) Kimhairi forced to listen to "Lyte Funky Ones, Vol.1-99" for 3 hours until he agree to do this. Yokai boy notice reluctance in Kimhairi's face, then called upon Black-who-is-really-white chick to torture me and send randsoms of Boy of 1000 years ago. Didn't work, until she decided to put him in cage next to Kimhairi. Kimhairi get really cool slow motion scream: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kimhairi then bow head in shame. He HAD to. Kimhairi has to buy a machina revolver one of these days.... Anyways, Kimhairi get out of cage, and Yokai boy call of Black-who-is-really-white Chick. Kimhairi then notice Yokai boy's bullhorn, and then feels him probing Kimhairi's mind. Kimhairi quickly dismiss thoughts of revenge involving spear and bonfire. Kimhairi notice fireball of evilness glowing in Yokai boy's hand, and Kimhairi runs into room Kimairi in now. Kimhairi think he get away, until he notice Invinco-Lock on door. Kimhairi curse in Ronso for 30 minutes, then sits down in giant leather chair in front of a giant screen. He now turn on TV and watch the life of Boy with Puzzle. And that brings Kimhairi to right now. Kimhairi will tell you the story of Boy with Puzzle, as well as his other side, Pharoh Guy. Now Kimhairi turn on TV, and share life of Boy with Puzzle. Kimhairi start with American Season 1, because most do not know of the glory in Japenese season 1. Foolish WB dubs. Can Kimhairi have his cookie now? *Shadow tosses a cookie to him* Thank you Yokai boy. *Eats cookie*
R&R, because otherwise Kimhairi will be sad. Send gifts for Kimhairi so he can accessorize his room. He already has:
Bag of Cookies
Giant comphy leather chair
128 in. TV with magic powers
Fireplace (But No logs! Poor Kimhairi. A fireplace with no logs.)
A globe
and 3 bookshelfs on the walls of the room, except for the one where the TV is.
So, R&R, and send gifts for Characters who dissapear for a time or who aren't there yet, because we'll be hanging with them. Examples: Pegasus, Yami Bakura, Malik, Dark Magician Girl, Catapult Turtle..... You get the idea.